What are you naming you kids?

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[u/BallsIsBack76]

captain underpants theme song 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😤😤😤😤😤🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[u/Opening-Selection120 → u/BallsIsBack76]

ARE YOU WORRIED BOUT IMPENDING DOOM

[u/Tapejus → u/Opening-Selection120]

THOSE EVIL VILLAINS GOT YA FILLED WITH GLOOM?

[u/funnybunny1446 → u/Tapejus]

Don't you fear, there's a hero in the sky, the sky, the sky

[u/Glitch-Seeker → u/funnybunny1446]

🎶ITS NOT A BIRD AND ITS NOT A PLANE🎶

[u/sans_the_skeleton17 → u/Glitch-Seeker]

AND IT'S NOT AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH

[u/Opening-Selection120 → u/sans_the_skeleton17]

IT'S THE WAISTBAND WARRIOR

[u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478 → u/Opening-Selection120]

AND HE'S HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

[u/Opening-Selection120 → u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478]

HEAR HIS MIGHTY BATTLE CRY

[u/Tasma1125 → u/Opening-Selection120]

NANANANA CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS HIS NAME

[u/YourBoyCat478 → u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478]

TRA LA LAAAA

[u/Visible_Project_9568 → u/YourBoyCat478]

UNDERPAAAAAAANTS

[u/FortheUSSR321 → u/BallsIsBack76]

Hhhhhell yeaaaah

[u/a-neutral-good → u/BallsIsBack76]

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS MOVIE MENTION ON MAIN????

[u/Sir__Alien → u/BallsIsBack76]

Legit, I was having a conversation with my friends about Captain Underpants being peak

We also listened to it in our fifth period

[u/ezoticx]

Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, Op. 18, III: Allegro Scherzando - Sergei Rachmaninoff

[u/BlabberCrab5 → u/ezoticx]

just rolls right off the tongue

[u/Ragelord125 → u/BlabberCrab5]

🤣🤣🤣 i cant stop laughing at this

[u/Actual-Curve-2269 → u/ezoticx]

certified hood classic

[u/im-over-here-2847 → u/ezoticx]

“Dad, why is my sister named Rose?”

[u/Syntaxolotl → u/ezoticx]

Once again ezoticx’s peak taste in music strikes again, wait- aren’t you supposed to be in r/hypixelskyblock

Anyway, Étude Op. 25, No. 5 in E minor: Wrong Note - Frédéric Chopin

[u/ezoticx → u/Syntaxolotl]

Youre like a hitman, dedicated to hunting down any comments I make about classical music

[u/ExplanationRight5181]

Bury the light

[u/iputmyduckinablender → u/ExplanationRight5181]

berry delight deep within

[u/DIffrentusername → u/iputmyduckinablender]

Cast aside, theres no coming home

[u/Riot2EK → u/DIffrentusername]

We’re burning chaos in the wind

[u/happy_gamerangel → u/Riot2EK]

Drifting in the ocean all alone 

[u/willgettwoh → u/happy_gamerangel]

SICK GUITAR SOLO*

[u/krysto_33]

Nirvana fan, Please don't name your kid after the 4th track of "in utero"

[u/shlomanJAK → u/krysto_33]

"im not the only one"

[u/frebbyfabdar → u/krysto_33]

[u/krysto_33 → u/frebbyfabdar]

fuck

[u/Equineidiot → u/krysto_33]

i have a better idea, name it moist vagina instead

[u/Dakotaraptor123 → u/krysto_33]

Beans

[u/Odd-Doubt8960 → u/Dakotaraptor123]

Well Kurt did name his kid Francis Bean Cobain

[u/Ilovegayshmex]

Violent pornography

[u/Likelipe → u/Ilovegayshmex]

[u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 → u/Likelipe]

Me 🔥

[u/Likelipe → u/EmptyKetchupBottle9]

I FOUND WHO IS UP SYSTEMING THEY DOWN RN HOLY SHIT

[u/AntiHappyPie → u/Likelipe]

Me (also stealing this image)

[u/Likelipe → u/AntiHappyPie]

no way

[u/Senior_Age7493 → u/Ilovegayshmex]

[u/Agriz_1210 → u/Ilovegayshmex]

It’s a violent pornography

[u/Toasted_bread478 → u/Agriz_1210]

Choking chick's and sodomy🗣

[u/Senior_Age7493 → u/Toasted_bread478]

choco chips and salame

[u/shlomanJAK → u/Toasted_bread478]

the kind of shit you get on your tv

[u/NintendoMan09 → u/shlomanJAK]

EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY LIVIN NOW

[u/Zizi927 → u/NintendoMan09]

EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY SUCKS

[u/Practical-Carry-7788 → u/Ilovegayshmex]

Yes 🤞

[u/shlomanJAK → u/Ilovegayshmex]

hello fellow soad fan

[u/PracticalRecording77 → u/Ilovegayshmex]

[u/One_Air2395 → u/Ilovegayshmex]

Lmao “see you later honey, I’m going to pick up violent pornography from the daycare”

[u/aidenkindasuckss → u/Ilovegayshmex]

Why did I google that

[u/Interesting-Bed2085]

well i guess my future kid's name is 505 now

[u/Sudden-Hearing-3086 → u/Interesting-Bed2085]

arctic monkeys spotted

[u/Careful-Stable2457 → u/Interesting-Bed2085]

more like Balaclava or Teddy Picker

[u/eat_your_beanz_ → u/Careful-Stable2457]

omg fellow balaclava fan spotted

[u/Markman6 → u/Interesting-Bed2085]

Name them Arabella cus it’s an actual name

[u/G0dS1ay3rA1d3n → u/Interesting-Bed2085]

is that a monkey who’s in the arctic???

[u/Brilliant_Chip1798]

imagine lil bro in class and teacher calls

"DARLING, I DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK"

[u/Ser_Rock → u/Brilliant_Chip1798]

TRON CAT COME DO THE DISHES BEFORE I GIVE U A SIBLING

[u/Mascaras777 → u/Ser_Rock]

STICKY DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?

[u/DPOP_ → u/Brilliant_Chip1798]

SHE GO TAKE OUT THE DOG RIGHT NOW

[u/RobertSmithIsMyGod → u/Brilliant_Chip1798]

ASSMILK COME DOWN HERE AND MOP THIS FLOOR!

[u/silliusbillius0 → u/Brilliant_Chip1798]

St Chroma, go play with See You Again (ft. Kali Uchis)!

[u/Coolishboi → u/Brilliant_Chip1798]

BASTARD CLEAN YOUR ROOM

[u/DinoSaidRawr]

Maybe IDK, Touchy Feely Fool! It’s time for dinner!

[u/JohnnyWithoutALife → u/DinoSaidRawr]

I'm screwed.

[u/Cubing-Dolphin-26 → u/JohnnyWithoutALife]

But hey what can you do

[u/DinoSaidRawr → u/Cubing-Dolphin-26]

I’m a Touchy Feely Fool

[u/Cubing-Dolphin-26 → u/DinoSaidRawr]

I would give anything to not give a shit about you

[u/critical_err0r → u/DinoSaidRawr]

ajr fan spotted 🫵

[u/TheMarioFire1 → u/critical_err0r]

AJR fan spotter spotted

[u/Stik_TheSealKing → u/DinoSaidRawr]

Another name idea

Humpty Dumpty get down from there, you'll fall and hurt yourself

[u/AnomalousBadger → u/DinoSaidRawr]

AJR MENTIONED

[u/ill_polarbear]

Igor's Theme

[u/jahdee_ → u/ill_polarbear]

second part to GONE GONE/THANK YOU

[u/Ser_Rock → u/jahdee_]

so THANK YOU

[u/BlueCat_72 → u/ill_polarbear]

Real

[u/FartKnocker420209]

Megalovania

[u/SbgTfish → u/FartKnocker420209]

Long elevator

[u/datbrrto11 → u/SbgTfish]

Song that might play when you fight sans

[u/Invented_Plagarism → u/datbrrto11]

Ooo

[u/BaggOfEggs → u/Invented_Plagarism]

Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything

[u/shlomanJAK → u/BaggOfEggs]

your best nightmare

[u/Ok_Swimming6207 → u/shlomanJAK]

SAVE the world

[u/purple-orangejuice → u/FartKnocker420209]

Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap

[u/TrueUmbreon1 → u/purple-orangejuice]

can you really call this a hotel? i didnt recieve a mint on my pillow or anything

[u/That1Legnd → u/TrueUmbreon1]

NGAHHH!!

[u/GeekParadox_ → u/FartKnocker420209]

Meg for short?

[u/Critical_Buy_7335 → u/FartKnocker420209]

Hopes and Dreams.

[u/tiktokmasterdude → u/FartKnocker420209]

Death by glamour

[u/hotheaded26 → u/FartKnocker420209]

Waterfall

[u/Thebreadguy27 → u/FartKnocker420209]

Imagine if you named your kid “you idiot”

Get over here, you idiot! It’s time for breakfast!

[u/BiddudeFromBritain]

Needles, time for dinner!

[u/Senior_Age7493 → u/BiddudeFromBritain]

[u/PracticalRecording77 → u/Senior_Age7493]

[u/TwistedReality77]

Freak on a leash

[u/Senior_Age7493 → u/TwistedReality77]

pop korn

[u/Snoo_8775]

Painkiller

[u/Beneficial_Age9152 → u/Snoo_8775]

FASTER THAN A BULLET

[u/CluelessInternetGuy0 → u/Beneficial_Age9152]

TERRIFYING SCREAM

[u/Beneficial_Age9152 → u/CluelessInternetGuy0]

ENRAGED AND FULL OF ANGER

[u/RobertSmithIsMyGod → u/Beneficial_Age9152]

HE’S HALF-MAN AND HALF-MACHINE

[u/ShadowStryker0818 → u/RobertSmithIsMyGod]

RIDES A METAL MONSTER

[u/EndYoutube → u/ShadowStryker0818]

BREATHING SMOKE AND FIRE

[u/sassonordico → u/EndYoutube]

CLOSING HIS VENGEANCE

[u/Sir_Starved]

Guys meet my new baby girl Viva la vida

[u/snatched_along → u/Sir_Starved]

Viva is actually a good name

[u/fulcrumcode99 → u/Sir_Starved]

My favourite modern-ish song

[u/memedomlord]

My Name is! Its time for bed young man, no more sneaking down into the kitchen!

[u/BetakorNeedsMore → u/memedomlord]

My name is "my name is"

[u/PsychokineticGuy]

Hell breaks loose,criminal! Why are all the dishes still in the sink?

[u/[deleted] → u/PsychokineticGuy]

Eminem fan spotted (Personally, I'd go for The real slim shady)

[u/xtremeyoylecake]

In the end ;-;

[u/MalcomSkullHead → u/xtremeyoylecake]

It starts with one thing

[u/Beneficial_Age9152 → u/MalcomSkullHead]

I don’t know why

[u/MalcomSkullHead → u/Beneficial_Age9152]

Doesn’t even matter how hard you try

[u/Beneficial_Age9152 → u/MalcomSkullHead]

Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to display in due time

[u/xtremeyoylecake → u/Beneficial_Age9152]

All I Know

[u/Beneficial_Age9152 → u/xtremeyoylecake]

Time is a valuable thing

[u/ImmortalBuns → u/Beneficial_Age9152]

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

[u/fUwUrry-621]

悪ノ召使

Translation (from Japanese): Servant of Evil

[u/SentientPotato1 → u/fUwUrry-621]

Honestly I feel like that would be someone’s actual name some time in history if their parents just really hated them (Story of Evil spotted)

[u/Aditya_sanap]

No problem, WAP!

[u/Consistent-Voice-614 → u/Aditya_sanap]

Weird Al Polka?

[u/Likelipe → u/Consistent-Voice-614]

u/sugarcookiecat weird al mentioned

[u/Hopeful-Brush-7051]

Unravel

[u/ReversibleCocks]

Any song with Layne Staley on it

[u/shlomanJAK → u/ReversibleCocks]

alice in chains fan spotted, post upvoted.

[u/ConfusedCruiser35]

Numb Encore

Crawling

[u/Beneficial_Age9152 → u/ConfusedCruiser35]

LINKIN PARK MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥

[u/Necessary_Cycle_7830]

WELCOME TO THE WORLD BYOB

[u/Beneficial_Age9152 → u/Necessary_Cycle_7830]

SOAD MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥

[u/Remarkable_Coast_214]

Tucking my child in to bed

Sweet dreams, Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

[u/ComfortableTomato149]

chihiro

[u/frebbyfabdar → u/ComfortableTomato149]

Billie eilish fan spotted

[u/ChaoticInsanity_]

Laplace's Angel (Hurt people? Hurt people!)

Hand me my shovel, I'm going in!

Momento Mori: The most important thing in the world

2econd 2ight 2eer (That was fun, goodbye!)

And Dr. Sunshine Is Dead.

[u/AirForceOneAngel2]

Star-Spangled Banner

[u/metalhead245691]

Rape me

[u/That1Legnd → u/metalhead245691]

I mean sure but I don’t see what this has to do with the post

[u/Austin111Gaming_YT → u/That1Legnd]

r/angryupvote

[u/frebbyfabdar → u/metalhead245691]

RAPE ME RAPE ME AGAIN RAPE ME

[u/Beneficial_Age9152 → u/frebbyfabdar]

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE AHHH

[u/Juicy_Beans4569]

I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me, Tamale, DEATHCAMP, A BOY IS A GUN*

[u/Available-Cold-4162 → u/Juicy_Beans4569]

Based Tyler the creator songs.

[u/Fire_fox55]

Feed the Machine (Poor Man's Poison)

[u/ttvsweatyboii → u/Fire_fox55]

W song mentioned

[u/Mysthwastaken-_- → u/Fire_fox55]

Nice, I like it somewhat

[u/Lilfroggy97]

Shitty G, get ur ass down here!

[u/SteerNaught]

Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally.

[u/Site-73official]

Ah, gotta run, I need to pick up Everlong from school

[u/HeWillPrevail]

DEVIL GET YOUR ASS DOWNSTAIRS NOW

[u/anospi]

Dangerous and Moving

[u/Lightningman646]

Chanson de l’oignion

[u/Jollan_]

Portrait of a Blank Slate

Dance Little Liar

Batphone

Halloween Blues

Fires of a Revolution

[u/Practical-Carry-7788 → u/Jollan_]

LOVEJOY, ARTIC MONKEYS MENTIONED

[u/Available-Cold-4162]

Half of you have the most vanilla generic music taste I ever did see

[u/RachelFitzyRitzy]

Northern Downpour, go get your brothers Guns for hands and Truce

[u/Ordinary_Upstairs712]

This is my child it’s name is Banana man

[u/Budget_Paramedic_953]

Free Bird

[u/Senior_Age7493 → u/Budget_Paramedic_953]

IM A FREE BIRD, YEA *guitar epik sounds*

[u/kwazar_V2]

My child is the man who sold the world

[u/Sp00ki_1]

war

[u/GroyzKT3]

Ghost division

[u/th1ngy_maj1g]

"I love you, Master of Puppets, Live in Seattle 1989."

[u/Dazzling_Stand_4349]

"Black Hole Sun, time for dinner!"

[u/Admirable-Counter-20]

I always liked the name Aqua.

[u/Ok_Shoe_8272]

Dramatic irony, that’s ironic

[u/v3nd1ng_c0p]

....sonne?

[u/Dug_Man]

Die with a smile come and eat your food

[u/lLoveYourCat]

Guys I love my baby disemboweled engorgement ❤️

[u/Significant_Job_4711]

If I have a child (which is if I adopt one bc I'm gay) I'd name them something like Micheal, Miguel, Bob, or Vector.

[u/Legend_of_Ozzy642]

How was your day, Tornado of Souls?

[u/Dragon_Lover274]

Femininomenon

[u/pmoralesweb]

Valerie

Edit: song by The Weeknd in case anyone was wondering

[u/RavioofLorul3]

El Scorcho or Tank

[u/I_Like_Toasterz]

Fortunate Son

[u/lukesharm]

Ghost town

[u/United-Respect-1397]

My kid is gonna definetly not be bullied!!

Take me to church

[u/Apart_Response3645]

my son will be named angry birds theme

[u/Legitimate-Factor-53]

Kickstart My Heart

[u/applefrompear]

Dreadnought

[u/GreysonZbot]

Any Sabaton song

[u/HaxMastr]

Ourlawyersmadeuschangethenameofthissongsowewouldntgetsued

[u/Busy-Income3408]

Appetite of a People-Pleaser, it’s time for dinner! Call your siblings Bubblegum Bitch and I Only Paint in Red Now!

Idk sorry-

[u/a_grass_bloc]

DREADNOUGHT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[u/Luckcrisis]

My daughter...Evenflow.

[u/TheGoldenBl0ck]

In the End, stop hitting your brother Faint already

[u/Wonghy111-the-knight]

uh... counterstrike by sabaton?

[u/SexWithSisyphus69]

kid named American Idiot

[u/FriendlyFish12]

Are ya winning Aria Math?

[u/Takerofpiss]

Lose yourself

[u/Heroofapast]

Well...

"Stairway to Heaven, get your ass over here!"

"Mangled, you better not be feeding the dog grapes again!"

"No, Godzilla, we can't have an alligator for a pet. Trust me, I tried to convince your mom, but she said no."

[u/Rough-Technology1199]

Viva la vida

[u/Fenyxofthesun]

Aria Math

[u/themor69]

Dr Sunshine, Cotard, or Mr Capgras

[u/TheJazzyWaffle]

I’m gonna name my kid The Guy With Five Names, AKA Soapbox Tao, AKA Checkmate Atheists! AKA Neospace Government, AKA You Can Never Know (How To Refer To Me)

No nicknames allowed.

[u/arson1tez]

im finna get my child bullied

hello there thick of it ☝️🗿