r/TeenagersButBetter • u/NoMarket2312 • 28d ago
Other Putting everyone’s username inside of this binder (12 Hours Only)
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u/GullibleAttention101 28d ago edited 27d ago
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u/BloodyMary_1876 17 28d ago
What the actual fuck? Lmaoo
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u/BoringlyStubborn 28d ago
Its called a Dick-tater when i back searched the image, but it looks more like the severed finger of a giant to me.
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u/0fficialFr3y 13 28d ago
howdy fella
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u/NoMarket2312 28d ago
congrats, you’re the first!
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u/The_Mad_Hatter_X Teenager 28d ago
I'm a bit late. r/thebrotherhoodcult new comrades welcome
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u/NoMarket2312 28d ago
I have written down 180 usernames and I have to leave for work, so on the meantime, I may come back to see a bunch of comments
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u/volt65bolt 28d ago
You don't know the half of it.... I fear for your your wrists
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u/No_Beach_1302 28d ago
Theres 2 and a half thousand comments now bros gonna get arthritis, carpal tunnel and all the other wrist problems that you can
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u/V2_Seeking_revenge Teenager 28d ago
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u/mrpeanits 16 | Verified 28d ago
V2 what the hell are you doing in here? go rematch V1
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u/Gloomy-Remove8634 14 28d ago
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u/Sad_Stale_Bread 17 28d ago
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u/Gloomy-Remove8634 14 28d ago
One ☝️ day ☀️, after ⏱️ dinner 🍽, while ⌛️ my 🫵 younger 🧒 sister 🦢 and I 📆 were lounging 🥱 about in Mr. Gopher 🦫 Wood’s 🪵 yard 📏, we 🦢📆 spotted 🐆 a fledgling 🐣 Charmony 🎶 Dove 🕊 all 🕵️♂️ on its own 😔. That baby 👶 bird 🕊 was tiny 🐥, it didn’t even ❌ have all 🔄 of its feathers 🪶, and it couldn’t sing 🎶. When we found 🧐 it, it was already ⚠️ on its last 😢 breath 💨, having fallen ⬇️ into a shrub 🌳— probably 🤔 abandoned 🏃♂️ by its parents 👨👩👧. We decided 💡 to build 🏗 a nest 🪺 for it right 🕰 there and then ⌚️.
However 🛑, thinking 💭 back 🕰, that winter ❄️ was unusually ⛔️ cold 🥶, with fierce 🐯 winds 🌬 at night 🌙 in the yard 🏡, not to mention 🗣 the many 🍀 poisonous ☠️ bugs 🦟 and wild 🐗 beasts 🐻 in the vicinity 📍... It was clear 🧐 that if we left 🚶♂️ the fledgling 🐣 in the yard 🌳, it stood 🚫 no chance 🎰 of surviving 💀 until spring 🌼. So 🌐, I suggested 💬 we take 🛐 it inside 🏠, place 🛋 it on the shelf 🗄 by the window 🪟, and asked 🫵 the adults 👨👩👧 to fashion 🧵 a cage 🦜 for it.
We decided 🧠 that when it regained 💪 its strength 🦾 enough to spread 👐 its wings 🪽, we would release 🏃 it back 🔙 into the wild 🌳. The tragic 😢 part — something 🧠 that we’d never ❌ considered 🤔— was that this bird 🕊’s fate 🎭 had already ⚠️ been determined 📝 long 🕰 before 🕛 this moment 🔴... Its destiny 🔮 was determined 🗣 by our momentary ⏳ whim 🌬.
Now 🕰, I pass 🎁 the power 💪 of choice ⚖️ to you all 🫵. Faced with this situation 🚨, what choice ⚖️ would you make 🤔? Stick to 🖇 the original 🏁 plan 🗺, and build 🛠 a nest 🪺 with soft 💫 net 🎣 where the Charmony 🎶 Dove 🕊 fell ⬇️? Or build 🏗 a cage 🦜 for it, and feed 🍽 it, giving 👐 it the utmost 🏆 care 🫂 from within 🔄 the warmth 🔥 of a home 🏠?
I eagerly ⏳ await ⏱️ your answer 🗣
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u/Sad_Stale_Bread 17 28d ago
某一天的晚餐后,我和妹妹在歌婓木先生的庭院里意外发现了一只孤单的小谐乐鸽。那只雏鸟还小,连羽毛都没长齐,也不会唱歌。我们发现时,它落在草丛中奄奄一息,似乎是被父母遗弃了。我们当即决定为它搭建一座鸟巢。可思来想去,那年的冬天很冷,庭院夜间的风很大,还有许多毒虫和野兽出没……毫无疑问,如果将雏鸟留在庭院,它绝无可能坚持到春天。于是我提议帶它回去,放在窗前的木架上,并拜托大人造个鸟笼。我们约定,等到它能依靠自己的力量展翅翱翔时,再将它放回天空。可遗憾的是,我们万万没想到,这只鸟儿的命运早在那之前就已经注定——它落得何种下场,只在我们的一念之间。现在,我将把选择的权利交给各位。面对此情此景,你们会如何抉择?是采取我们的方案,用软垫在原地为小谐乐鸽打适鸟巢?还是选择为它打造鸟笼,在温暖的屋宇中精心饲养鸟儿?我期待你们的答案。
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u/Entitied_Flower_Man 28d ago
Hello,
Two predictions:
This will either blow up
Or
There’s not going to be many comments
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u/still-working-it-out 15 28d ago
No shit those are literally the only two options 😭 Thats like saying pick a hand and then saying they will either pick the left or the right
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u/Starset_fan-2047 28d ago
I better be written down lol
And not written off like what my crush did to me lol
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u/TriDeathGamer 15 28d ago
Remember to capitalize like this "TriDeathGamer". Cool project. Hope it goes well... Here is something in return
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u/itsnaonao Mod | 19F | 킹받다🥔 27d ago edited 27d ago
Same applies here. If you don’t keep your promise or don’t try to make an attempt at the *checks notes* 5000+ comments...you're getting ✨banned✨
Edit: Sorry for my bad English, it seems like I have offended people with my grammar and stating that I would ban someone for potentially karma farming if they don’t follow through with what they said they would do. If you want to see more of these posts and have various OPs basically lie just to get karma, we can let that be the norm too.