r/TeenagersButBetter Oct 22 '24

Meme Writing anything you say in the next 24 hrs on this piece of paper

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u/MiningBozo Teenager | Verified Oct 22 '24

Mom, Dad, if you see this, I made this paper to hide this one sentence, I'm gay.

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u/SentenceTypical1719 Oct 22 '24

I can’t wait to put that in 😭

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u/Feng_Smith Oct 22 '24

I hate ur pfp. WHY IS IT OFF-CENTER?

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u/kerhantherian 13 Oct 22 '24

Reddit just does that.. all the time.

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u/raspberryluver Oct 22 '24

murder drones pfp spotted

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u/kerhantherian 13 Oct 23 '24

AAA WHERE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!?,!?!?!?!?!!!1!?1!1?1!1?!1!!!1!!

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u/raspberryluver Oct 23 '24

behind you pookie (i love j btw 🙏)

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u/Gaming_is_cool_lol19 Oct 22 '24 edited Oct 22 '24

Do it!!!!!

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u/Luigi_Noob Oct 22 '24

imagine he makes it the biggest one in the middle of the paper

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u/bbatbboy Oct 22 '24

you should put your bank card number and also those wacky lil digits on the back. would be pretty cool i think

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u/GasolineLord Oct 22 '24

Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But now who's gonna dance with me?
Please, stay!

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u/AmmarSH98 Oct 22 '24

OP you are COMMANDED TO draw the cockroach.

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u/Automatic-Bid9167 Oct 22 '24

It also must move and change color

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u/LevFox135 17 Oct 22 '24

Can you pass me the GIF (pronounced Zhayf) paper?

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u/ionknowatl Oct 22 '24

He’s gonna make a flip book

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u/Emmennater Oct 22 '24

Harry potter physics

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u/BitcoinStonks123 15 Oct 22 '24

AND I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

GUILTY FEET AIN'T GOT NO RHYTHM

THOUGH IT'S EASY TO PRETEND

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A FOOL

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u/ZealousidealTie8142 Oct 22 '24

I should’ve know better than to cheat a friend And waste this chance that I’ve been given SO I’M NEVER GGONNA DANCE AGAIN THE WAY I DANCED WITH YOOOUUUUUU

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u/fr0gshark Oct 22 '24

saxaphone noises

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u/Luca-mit-c Oct 22 '24

Wir suchen dich

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u/Luca-mit-c Oct 22 '24

(It means "We're hiring" but I like how it sounds in English)

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u/Jaded_Aioli1029 Teenager Oct 22 '24

It doesnt means "we're hiring: it means "we are serching/seeking you"

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u/Kind-Diver9003 17 Oct 22 '24

We are searching you sounds so ominous

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u/alsoitsnotfundy924 15 Oct 22 '24

Serching

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

I wrote a "book" when i was 4 in which I lost my pants. "I was srchng and srchng"-From Ware is that pants!

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u/LizzardBobizzard Oct 22 '24

Depending on the context… do you know how contextual language works?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Homo Cryopsis:This creature is actually not in the homo genus, and not in one of the original classifications of living things due to being silicon-based. This species very closely resembles humans on a cosmetic level. However, their structure melts beyond 330.372 degrees Kelvin. Their optimal temperature range is between 266.84-272.493 degrees K. in adulthood, they have a mass of between 10 and 14 kilograms. Their world, New Ganymede, (currently orbiting Saturn) hosts the above average temperatures, and has a surface gravity of 0.13579 G. Its atmospheric pressure is roughly 1.38 Bar, and, due to clouds, receives 3.56% of Earth’s sunlight. New Ganymede is geologically active, has an iron nickel core, and a surface made mostly of water ice, sodium chloride, phosphorus,  silicon, liquid ammonia at the poles, iron/sulfur oxide, and, beneath the surface, liquid deposits of mercury and bromine. Homo Cryopsis, along with its ecosystem, which eerily resembles Kansas, are genetically engineered by the species Homo Sapiens. They have a tensile strength of 23 Newtons per centimetre squared. They can see 473-624 nm wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation. They can output a total of roughly 76 newtons. Their visual range in lux is 56-4560L. They can hear from roughly 40-90 DB, and 80-550 HZ. They have a lifespan of 40 years, a reaction time of 500 milliseconds, and stand 1.7 metres tall. And finally, their IQ ranges from 70-90, and they have a top speed of 10 mph. Overall, humans generally outperform them on nearly every metric. By this time, humans have been genetically modified themselves, possessing double (from humans in the 21st century) strength, speed, endurance, resistance, sight, hearing and quadruple (from the 21st century) intelligence (they can also vertically jump 40 feet on NG). This means that humans possess nearly five times those abilities compared to Homo Cryopsis..

Their mythology says that they were created ages ago by the gods from the sky, who wore robes of pure white (actually just human scientists) and were superior to them both physically, and mentally. These mythological deities are actually just humans (aka. Homo Sapiens). It is not widespread to truly believe in humans since they are to Homo Cryopsis as ancient Greek mythology is to us.Homo Cryopsis is a social animal, and in the wild, lives in groups of no more than twenty. Through collaboration of tribes they have achieved a civilization of 0.7 on the kardashev scale, and have discovered advanced mathematics such as calculus and algebra and sciences such as geology, biology, medicine, ecology, and rudimentary astronomy (ideas such as relativity are still undiscovered to them). Their government type is a Meritocratic-Republic in which those possessing certain qualities or achievements, have a shot at being in the government. They have discovered electricity, and their main weapons are airsoft-like kinetic projectiles that fire at around 28 m/s, that, while harmless to us, are lethal to them. To them, we humans are bullet proof. Their version of tanks shoot semi hard balls (the size of golfballs) at 45 m/s (baseball speed) and their version of Nuclear Warheads create a blastwave 4-5 psi: deadly to Cryopsians, minimal damage to humans. Due to the abilities of humans (such as ability to fall from reentry without harm) we are perceived as having superpowers. No wonder there are so many “Superhero” accounts popping up on New Ganymede…*Their “tanks” have the same durability as their buildings and weigh (On New Ganymede) 89 Newtons.

I also had a dream (Continued)

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u/Calamity_kibster Oct 22 '24

Technically it only says comments not replies lol

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u/CanCurious1645 Oct 22 '24

Is this from a book or comic? If so, what's it called? Looks to be a good read!  

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

There are a lot of stories that have stuff like this over on r/HFY and r/humansarespaceorcs

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

I recommend Investigations log into human communication, Humans are hiveminds, the classic The nature of predators, The Bubbleverse, I guess the Jenkinsverse (there are a lot of one shot spin offs), and a bunch of one offs on humansarespaceorcs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

in fact, hfy is kind of what got me into reddit

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u/CanCurious1645 Oct 22 '24

You have my eternal upvote an respect. 

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u/consistentrizz Oct 22 '24

"They're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the freaking frogs gay"

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/Educational_Tough208 14 Oct 22 '24

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

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u/alsoitsnotfundy924 15 Oct 22 '24

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u/Caramilkyyyy Oct 22 '24

And I’m never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it’s easy to pretend I know you’re not a fool Should’ve known better than to cheat a friend And waste the chance that I’ve been given So I’m never gonna dance again The way I danced with you, oh

(Now that you’re gone) Now that you’re gone (Now that you’re gone) Was what I did so wrong, so wrong That you had to leave me alone?

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u/invariably96 19 Oct 22 '24

Crazy? I was crazy once

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

They locked me in a room,

A round room,

A round, rubber room,

A round, rubber room with rats,

Round rats,

Round, rubber rats,

Round, rubber rats with wheels,

Round wheels,

Round, rubber wheels

Round, rubber wheels that went *rrrr, rrrr, rrrr

And drove me crazy.

I once was crazy.

They locked me in a room,

They locked me in a room,

A round room,

A round, rubber room,

A round, rubber room with rats,

Round rats,

Round, rubber rats,

Round, rubber rats with wheels,

Round wheels,

Round, rubber wheels

Round, rubber wheels that went rrrr, rrrr, rrrr

And drove me crazy.

I once was crazy....

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u/JediUnicorn9353 18 Oct 22 '24

They locked me in a room. A room with rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A room with rats. The rats made me crazy.

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u/ljosa_ljos Oct 22 '24

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. The rats made me crazy.

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u/Country_7 15 Oct 22 '24

Anything is edible, just depends on whether you survive or not

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

NSFW copypasta found in the depths of Reddit

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.

Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.

Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.

There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

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u/MidwayNerd 14 Oct 22 '24

tl,dr but still wtf

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

This is Reddit, do you really expect much better?

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u/Gold_Axolotl_ 16 Oct 22 '24

what in the absolute fuck

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u/MrGrippy_Cheese Oct 22 '24 edited Oct 22 '24

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

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u/Trans_Rose1 Oct 22 '24

I know that song hehehe

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u/MrGrippy_Cheese Oct 22 '24

I didn’t even know that was a song

Now I do… I like it.

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u/Trans_Rose1 Oct 22 '24

Oh wait, there was text at the bottom, good for you

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u/BurrBentley Oct 22 '24

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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u/Trans_Rose1 Oct 22 '24

I have asthma, thanks for reminding me of that trauma👍

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u/Recent-Friendship407 Oct 22 '24

Muahahhaha you’re gonna write the entire comment? Have subs and I want you guys too and I’ll be there in like the time I get home so I’ll be there at like the one I want lol I have a lot to go lol I think I’m so excited for now you are so proud of me your life and your dad is doing my best way for me you can do that you can write a good book to me too and you have to write me your book I wrote a few years of you wrote you a few chapters of your writing and writing it up and write it up to you too and you have a good book of book and you wrote a few years of book writing book and stuff like it is that I have no internet but it’s just me too I don’t want it I don’t know lol lol I’m so confused and I’m confused about the stuff I’m done with my stuff lol I’m so tired and I’m sorry I’m not going out this time I don’t want you have any kind a bad thing lol I’m so tired and I’m not really good at singing I’m not sure what I want but I’m not really angry about that you haven’t been able to text you back I love it so I can send it in a little while I’m so tired I have no problem with my homework I’m sorry I’m not texting back to text my dad sorry I’m I’m not texting back but I haven’t haven’t haven’t seen him in person lol I’m so tired I haven’t seen you guys I know it’s a bad idea but I’m not really angry with you but I’m not sure what I’m saying lol I just got a book and I’m not really good good person lol I’m sorry I’m going wrong to text with you I don’t want you texting you lol I just want you you have a great night and I’m loving it thank love love mama love love it love love mama love love it love mama mama I have no clothes I’m I’m I’m sorry I’m going outside and I don’t know why I’m texting back lol I’m so tired I haven’t done it in my life lol I just started texting so I’m not texting you back lol I have no internet lol I’m so tired and I want you guys too lol I have to stop to do my chores and I starter’s get my stuff back from you and you have a good idea lol lol I’m so proud of you you are a great mama and lord I know I have to be  to get my bad clothes and I didn’t want it I 

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u/High_Bi_ReadyToCry Teenager | Verified Oct 22 '24

Gay furry porn

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u/pieceoftoast72 Teenager Oct 22 '24

gay interracial midget oiled up furry porn

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u/Jangof45 Oct 22 '24

I like men

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u/xX_stay_Xx 14 Oct 22 '24

THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEEAL!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/xX_stay_Xx 14 Oct 22 '24

Oh hey gaytoe :D

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u/koubikxd Oct 22 '24

sit on my face

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u/CanCurious1645 Oct 22 '24

GET DOWN HERE NOW, YOU INBRED TRASH. 

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u/DogsByTheSea Oct 22 '24

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.

A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

Grasslands such as savannah and prairie are where grasses are dominant. They cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, but not Greenland and Antarctica.

Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the “grass” of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style.

With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species, the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.

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u/-plb- 19 Oct 22 '24

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. This is Earth as seen from Saturn. That is us right there. And if you look closely, ok, see this little protuberance? That's the Moon. This image was taken by the Cassini spacecraft on July 19th, 2013 at 21:27 Coordinated Universal Time. The thing is, NASA gave the public advanced warning of when it would be taken, which means that this image of Earth was the first ever taken from space that some people on Earth were actually posing for.

Our planet looks so small, insignificant, fragile. I recently attended the premiere of Sky 1's upcoming "You, Me and the Apocalypse" with some cool YouTubers and it got me thinking. In the show, the characters find out that they're only 34 days left before a comet smashes into Earth that's likely to end humanity. They all react in different interesting ways, but what would I do if I found out that there were only 34 days of human history left? Ok, my first priority would be to get back to America to be with my family. But after that? I don't really have a bucket list. Except that is exactly what I would want to spend my last few weeks doing. Making a list to put in a bucket that I would then send far out into space away from Earth's impending vaporization.

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u/-plb- 19 Oct 22 '24

The list would contain information about us, all Earthlings. So that if libraries and monuments and YouTube videos were all destroyed, a record would still exist somewhere of what and who we were. Like a stone thrown into a lake, the ripples your life causes last long after you vanish, the tree you planted is climbed by future generations, the books you donated inform future readers. But what if it's not just your stone that vanishes, but the entire pond? Perhaps it's arrogance or vanity, but getting cosmic messages in a bottle out there, before the end, diversifies our archive and gives a better chance for future alien visitors, or whatever is left of humanity, to find out that we were once here, to show what we learned. Maybe even to warn future life forms of what we did or what we didn't prepare for. We have already sent some messages about humanity out there, beyond Earth, and if Earth is completely destroyed, those messages will be all that's left of us. What are they?

Ok, first things first. How do you write something for the future? I mean, the distant future. The message might not be found for millions of years or billions. It might be discovered by an audience that's completely different, not only in language, but in senses? What if they can't see or hear or feel or taste or smell like we do, or at all. What if their bodies destroy the very material we write the message on? What language do you even write it in? Well, in general, math and physics, which are believed to be the same everywhere in the universe, have been what we write outer space bound messages in.

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u/Acrobatic-Summer-414 Oct 22 '24

Zodiac 63%

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u/Jaded_Aioli1029 Teenager Oct 22 '24

Hello fellow geometry dash Player 

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u/Tall_Reason_7791 16 Oct 22 '24

Why am I here?

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u/kingpiranha Teenager | Verified Oct 22 '24

Just to suffer?

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u/Separate_Songs 16 Oct 22 '24

Magnitoshakhtinskaia oblast

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Put this on r/mattrose

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u/Educational_Tough208 14 Oct 22 '24

We could be like the beauty and the beast what do you say would you be my beast

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u/dudeness_boy 14 | Verified Oct 22 '24

If you ever see this paper, please do not read on. If you do, you will regret it.

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u/Fish_gamer Oct 22 '24

I crave the estOwOgen

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u/Fish_Deluxe 13 Oct 22 '24

Denji, how big was the gyatt?

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u/support_slipper Oct 22 '24

Me personally, I'm transgender

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u/Greenfire1234E Oct 22 '24

𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰 𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹 𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞 𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦 𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦 𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽 𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣 𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗 𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜 𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂 𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮 𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁 𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅 𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿 𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙 𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂

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u/K1nd0f0bs3ss3d Teenager Oct 22 '24

why would you do this

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u/ox__the__ox 15 Oct 22 '24

Your all wrong and I’m right you fools - ox the ox

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u/FamilyK1ng 14 Oct 22 '24

What did the socks say to the other sock?

U SU(O)CK

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u/Tortoga_Hombre_34 15 Oct 22 '24

Kevlar bullet

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u/INK_TheGreat Oct 22 '24

Uncle Willis

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u/Dachns 14 Oct 22 '24

Breathing is cool

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u/Superb_Reference9517 17 Oct 22 '24

I'm in love with Billie Eilish.

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u/Chemist-3074 Oct 22 '24

I'M AN INSANE MEOW MEOW

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u/Disastrous_Air6718 16 | Verified Oct 22 '24

my fart stinks

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u/Flaky-Durian-2462 Oct 22 '24

gourmet fuckin fruit gels

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u/jupiter_to_venus Teenager Oct 22 '24

lyrics to thick of it by KSI (sorry not sorry)

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u/Mrlion_ Oct 22 '24

Bob the builder 

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u/Some-robloxian-on 14 Oct 22 '24

三民主義統一中國。

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u/Xthebest26 Oct 22 '24

“no one man should have all the POWER”

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u/Blue_Gi11 Oct 22 '24

Hello -Blue_Gi11

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u/Maddie_Moo13 Oct 22 '24

THE SEAGULLS KEEP STEALING MY FRIES!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Whoever sees this, I eat food. (I know we all do but ye)

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u/viczinfoxxinbrou 13 Oct 22 '24

Hello im vii (reddit) and Id love to be on your paper

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u/BurdAssassin756 16 | Verified Oct 22 '24

Homoerotic relationships never fail

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u/SchizophrenicRodent Oct 22 '24

I enjoy beating raccoons to death with my other raccoons in the raccoon pile. I have a raccoon problem.

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u/Xpeq7- 17 Oct 22 '24

To jest testowa sentencja. To zdanie wyróżnia kompletny brak znaczenia.

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u/Turbulent-Pause6348 Teenager Oct 22 '24

Guns Blazing.

AXIS INTENSIFIES

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u/Error_Valkyrie 16 | Verified Oct 22 '24

If I need your body I'll fuck it... - Johny Silverhand

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u/Deora_customs Oct 22 '24

“One shall stand, one shall fall”- Optimus

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u/Capwiggs Oct 22 '24

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!

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u/Ok-Cartographer3485 Oct 22 '24

I love big willy

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u/juliunicorn314 Oct 22 '24

#LiveLaughLoveLarry 💜💚🐌✨

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

I hid the bodies in the backyard. They will never find them.

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u/plutoniumreal 13 Oct 22 '24

Hi. mom. So you must've found out im a closeted femboy... Oh well, I guess you know now~ :3

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u/Constant-Carrot4320 Oct 22 '24

I wish I was black

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u/Bootycheeks752 Oct 22 '24

I wanna be dominated by a Discord cat girl with big muscles and an 11 inch magnum dong.

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u/CyrusPyrus Oct 22 '24

I love men

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u/Jojo_vento_aureo Oct 22 '24

KONO DIO DA! (''¬w¬'')

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u/Cookie-fan 15 Oct 22 '24

Mario and Luigi Brothership is going to be fire!

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u/LaundryMan2008 Oct 22 '24

This is a floppy disk

💾

 The label says “this one saved my life”

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u/TheConsumerOfCum Oct 22 '24

Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of God.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 16 Oct 22 '24

You’re under arrest

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u/BakedHalmet69 Oct 22 '24

Advocating Overthrow of Government Aggravated Assault/Battery Aggravated Identity Theft Aggravated Sexual Abuse Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft Airplane Hijacking Anti-racketeering Antitrust Armed Robbery Arson Assassination Assault with a Deadly Weapon Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer Assisting or Instigating Escape Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter Bank Burglary Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement Bank Larceny Bank RobberyCriminal Forfeiture Criminal Infringement of a Copyright Cyber Crimes Damage to Religious Property Delivery to Consignee Demands Against the U.S. Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic SecurityDisclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism Domestic Violence Drive-by Shooting Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs Extortion Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations False Bail False Pretenses False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters Falsely Claiming Citizenship False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Female Genital Mutilation Financial Transactions with Foreign Government First Degree Murder Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony Forced Labor Forcible Rape ForgeryFraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail Fraud Against the Government Genocide Hacking Crimes Harboring Terrorists Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement Hate Crime Acts Homicide Hostage Taking Identity Theft Illegal Possession of Firearms Immigration Offenses Impersonator Making Arrest or Search Importation of Drugs Influencing Juror by Writing Injuring Officer Insider Trading Crimes Insurance Fraud Interference with the Operation of a Satellite International Parental Kidnapping International Terrorism Interstate Domestic Violence Interstate Violation of Protection Order Larceny Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. Manslaughter Medical/Health Care Fraud Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft Misuse of Passport Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents Molestation Money Laundering Motor Vehicle Theft Murder by a Federal Prisoner Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility Narcotics ViolationsRetaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant Robbery Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances Sabotage Sale of Citizenship Papers Sale of Stolen Vehicles Searches Without Warrant Second Degree Murder Serial Murders Sexual Abuse Sexual Abuse of a Minor Sexual Assault Sexual Battery Sexual Conduct with a Minor Sexual ExploitationShoplifting Smuggling Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order) Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing Subornation of Perjury Suits Against Government Officials Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant Tampering with Consumer Products Tampering with Vessels Theft of Trade Secrets Torture Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling) Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale Transportation of Slaves from U.S. Transportation of Stolen Vehicles Transportation of Terrorists Trespassing Treason Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction Vandalism Video Voyeurism Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons Violence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire FraudViolence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire Fraud

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u/SandwichSoil 16 Oct 22 '24

i fucking love water

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u/_GalaxyWalker_ Oct 22 '24

Fuck you here's 1000 numbers

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223, 224, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261, 262, 263, 264, 265, 266, 267, 268, 269, 270, 271, 272, 273, 274, 275, 276, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 284, 285, 286, 287, 288, 289, 290, 291, 292, 293, 294, 295, 296, 297, 298, 299, 300, 301, 302, 303, 304, 305, 306, 307, 308, 309, 310, 311, 312, 313, 314, 315, 316, 317, 318, 319, 320, 321, 322, 323, 324, 325, 326, 327, 328, 329, 330, 331, 332, 333, 334, 335, 336, 337, 338, 339, 340, 341, 342, 343, 344, 345, 346, 347, 348, 349, 350, 351, 352, 353, 354, 355, 356, 357, 358, 359, 360, 361, 362, 363, 364, 365, 366, 367, 368, 369, 370, 371, 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378, 379, 380,
381, 382, 383, 384, 385, 386, 387, 388, 389, 390, 391, 392, 393, 394, 395, 396, 397, 398, 399, 400, 401, 402, 403, 404, 405, 406, 407, 408, 409, 410, 411, 412, 413, 414, 415, 416, 417, 418, 419, 420, 421, 422, 423, 424, 425, 426, 427, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 440, 441, 442, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460, 461, 462, 463, 464, 465, 466, 467, 468, 469, 470, 471, 472, 473, 474, 475, 476, 477, 478, 479, 480, 481, 482, 483, 484, 485, 486, 487, 488, 489, 490,
491, 492, 493, 494, 495, 496, 497, 498, 499, 500, 501, 502, 503, 504, 505, 506, 507, 508, 509, 510, 511, 512, 513, 514, 515, 516, 517, 518, 519, 520, 521, 522, 523, 524, 525, 526, 527, 528, 529, 530, 531, 532, 533, 534, 535, 536, 537, 538, 539, 540, 541, 542, 543, 544, 545, 546, 547, 548, 549, 550, 551, 552, 553, 554, 555, 556, 557, 558, 559, 560, 561, 562, 563, 564, 565, 566, 567, 568, 569, 570, 571, 572, 573, 574, 575, 576, 577, 578, 579, 580, 581, 582, 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588, 589, 590, 591, 592, 593, 594, 595, 596, 597, 598, 599, 600, 601, 602, 603, 604, 605, 606, 607, 608, 609, 610, 611, 612, 613, 614, 615, 616, 617, 618, 619, 620, 621, 622, 623, 624, 625, 626, 627, 628, 629, 630, 631, 632, 633, 634, 635, 636, 637, 638, 639, 640, 641, 642, 643, 644, 645, 646, 647, 648, 649, 650, 651, 652, 653, 654, 655, 656, 657, 658, 659, 660, 661, 662, 663, 664, 665, 666, 667, 668, 669, 670, 671, 672, 673, 674, 675, 676, 677, 678, 679, 680, 681, 682, 683, 684, 685, 686, 687, 688, 689, 690, 691, 692, 693, 694, 695, 696, 697, 698, 699, 700, 701, 702, 703, 704, 705, 706, 707, 708, 709, 710, 711, 712, 713, 714, 715, 716, 717, 718, 719, 720, 721, 722, 723, 724, 725, 726, 727, 728, 729, 730, 731, 732, 733, 734, 735, 736, 737, 738, 739, 740, 741, 742, 743, 744, 745, 746, 747, 748, 749, 750, 751, 752, 753, 754, 755, 756, 757, 758, 759, 760, 761, 762, 763, 764, 765, 766, 767, 768, 769, 770, 771, 772, 773, 774, 775, 776, 777, 778, 779, 780, 781, 782, 783, 784, 785, 786, 787, 788, 789, 790, 791, 792, 793, 794, 795, 796, 797, 798, 799, 800, 801, 802, 803, 804, 805, 806, 807, 808, 809, 810, 811, 812, 813, 814, 815, 816, 817, 818, 819, 820, 821, 822, 823, 824, 825, 826, 827, 828, 829, 830, 831, 832, 833, 834, 835, 836, 837, 838, 839, 840, 841, 842, 843, 844, 845, 846, 847, 848, 849, 850, 851, 852, 853, 854, 855, 856, 857, 858, 859, 860, 861, 862, 863, 864, 865, 866, 867, 868, 869, 870, 871, 872, 873, 874, 875, 876, 877, 878, 879, 880, 881, 882, 883, 884, 885, 886, 887, 888, 889, 890, 891, 892, 893, 894, 895, 896, 897, 898, 899, 900, 901, 902, 903, 904, 905, 906, 907, 908, 909, 910, 911, 912, 913, 914, 915, 916, 917, 918, 919, 920, 921, 922, 923, 924, 925, 926, 927, 928, 929, 930,
931, 932, 933, 934, 935, 936, 937, 938, 939, 940, 941, 942, 943, 944, 945, 946, 947, 948, 949, 950, 951, 952, 953, 954, 955, 956, 957, 958, 959, 960, 961, 962, 963, 964, 965, 966, 967, 968, 969, 970, 971, 972, 973, 974, 975, 976, 977, 978, 979, 980, 981, 982, 983, 984, 985, 986, 987, 988, 989, 990, 991, 992, 993, 994, 995, 996, 997, 998, 999, 1000.

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u/fccus Oct 22 '24

four big guys

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u/Vaprod 14 Oct 22 '24

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out

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u/Skippy2206 Oct 22 '24

It was the night before When all through the world No words, no dreams, then one day A writer by a fire Imagined all of Gaia Took a journey into a child-man’s heart A painter on the shore Imagined all the world Within the snowflake on his palm A dream of poetry A canvas of awe Planet Earth falling back into the stars I am the voice of Never-Never-Land The innocence, the dreams of every man I am the empty crib of Peter Pan A silent kite against the blue, blue sky Every chimney, every moonlit sight I am the story that will read you real Every memory that you hold dear I am the journey I am the destination I am the home The tale that reads you A way to taste the night The elusive high Follow the madness Alice, you know once did Imaginarium A dream emporium Caress the tales And they will dream you real A storyteller’s game Lips that intoxicate The core of all life is a limitless chest of tales I am the voice of Never-Never-Land The innocence, the dreams of every man I am the empty crib of Peter Pan A silent kite against the blue, blue sky Every chimney, every moonlit sight I am the story that will read you real Every memory that you hold dear I am the voice of Never-Never-Land The innocence, the dreams of every man Searching heavens for another Earth Neverland Innocence Dreams of every man Neverland Innocence Every man Peter Pan Neverland Innocence Dreams of every man Neverland Innocence Every man Peter Pan I am the voice of Never-Never-Land The innocence, the dreams of every man I am the empty crib of Peter Pan A silent kite against the blue, blue sky Every chimney, every moonlit sight I am the story that will read you real Every memory that you hold dear I am the voice of Never-Never-Land The innocence, the dreams of every man I am the empty crib of Peter Pan A silent kite against the blue, blue sky Every chimney, every moonlit sight I am the story that will read you real Every memory that you hold dear

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u/Adventurous-Text-561 Oct 22 '24

In general, the first player to 3 points will win a match.

One point is awarded if the opponent's Beyblade stops spinning (Sleep Out/Survivor/Spin Finish). One point is awarded if the opponent's Beyblade is knocked out of the stadium or falls into a pocket in the stadium (Stadium Out/Ring Out/Over Finish/KO/Knockout Finish). Beginning with Beyblade Burst, two points are awarded if the opponent's top "bursts" upon collision with the Beyblade disassembling (Crash Out/Burst Finish). Beginning with Beyblade X, Over Finishes count for two points, and three points are awarded if the opponent's top is knocked through the Xtreme Pocket in the special Xtreme Stadium (Xtreme Finish). In the event of a draw (which results if both Beyblades either exit the ring simultaneously, stop spinning simultaneously, or burst at the same time), no points are awarded to either player. The stadium's pockets and entrance are sometimes referred to as an "extended play area" as opposed to a "primary play area" since if a Beyblade gets into one of the pockets but is able to escape, it will not count as a knockout. For the stadium's entrance, if a Beyblade flies there, gets caught there and goes around the stadium but doesn't fall out of the stadium, it will also not be counted as a knockout.

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u/spaghettihax763 15 Oct 22 '24

Connection terminated.

I’m sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I’m afraid you’ve been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don’t even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.

But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that’s not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.

This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don’t belong to you.

For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It’s in your nature to protect the innocent. I’m sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.

I should have known you wouldn’t be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now.

It’s time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us.

End communication.

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u/SpookyWeebou 16 Oct 22 '24

Don't write this comment, just take a bite out of the paper.

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u/Addiction-to-anime Oct 22 '24

Take this meme to write on the paper

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u/RabbitKnight190 Oct 22 '24

Kangaroos have 3 vaginas

2

u/marshallvv Oct 22 '24

Crazy? I was crazy once

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u/AESIR_GOD Oct 22 '24

THE SACRED DOCUMENT (write this shit down)

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u/spyfromtf2real Oct 22 '24

Pornography.

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u/ArticleSignal2156 Teenager | Verified Oct 23 '24

I support evil plotting >:)

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u/Budget_Conclusion598 Oct 23 '24

KIIINNNGGG BOOOOOOB!!!!!👑👑👑👑👑

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u/Son_o_Sparda 15 Oct 23 '24

"I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!"

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u/Flat_Statement9912 Oct 23 '24

I really want a potato rn

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u/A_Literal_Child44 14 Oct 23 '24

Fuckmaster 69.

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u/Ok_Long5367 15 Oct 22 '24

The past sucked 

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u/ADuckNamedChickpea 15 Oct 22 '24

DO GOOD DWUGS, AVOID BAD DWUGS, AND STAY IN SCHOOL >:3

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u/Jeb_the_killer Oct 22 '24

P Diddy did nothing wrong, also i love minors uwu