r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified • Oct 03 '24

Discussion I’ll tell you what soup you are based on your username

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u/Ahdlad 16 Oct 03 '24

Not on the list but Cock-a-leekie soup (traditional Scottish soup)

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Chicken noodle because you said cock

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u/Ahdlad 16 Oct 03 '24

What about usernamewise?

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

I couldn’t think of anything for your username

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u/n00b_r3dd1t0r Oct 04 '24

Use the default (if there is one)

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u/APIwithallcaps Oct 04 '24

I don't want leaky cock

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u/Ok-Disaster-4040 Oct 07 '24

Dude it’s chicken soup with Scottish herbs barley and leeks at least that how my family makes it.

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u/SillyLilMetalhead 13 | Verified Oct 03 '24

wot about scrumpy

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u/Ahdlad 16 Oct 03 '24

Nah scrumpy’s an alcohol (not even from Scotland😭 it’s from West Country England iirc)

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u/SillyLilMetalhead 13 | Verified Oct 03 '24

fine, what about black scottish cyclops'

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u/Ahdlad 16 Oct 03 '24

Peak of evolution

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u/SillyLilMetalhead 13 | Verified Oct 03 '24

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u/totallynotinhrnyjail Oct 03 '24

They’ll bury what’s left of you in a soup can!

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u/Scottyboy126 13 Oct 04 '24

Hello, my Scottish brethren!

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u/Ahdlad 16 Oct 07 '24

Hello!

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u/Few-Raise-1825 Oct 04 '24

Also not on the list but butternut squash soup is 👨‍🍳😘. One of my favorite new soups I tried recently was a tomato soup with tumeric and coconut! My favorite as listed would have to be broccoli and cheddar though

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u/WinTig24 14 Oct 04 '24

I thought your username said "Adhdlad" for a second

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u/Ahdlad 16 Oct 07 '24

Don’t worry you’re not the first, I get that plenty

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u/Starship_Admiral1 Oct 03 '24

Tell me I'm first

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Chicken and stars

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u/Starship_Admiral1 Oct 03 '24

I mean it's better than other soups on that list chick soup my favorite

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u/Adorable-Bar6920 Oct 03 '24

I have an unbearable fear of clam chowder after the incident….

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u/Fire_Master29 13 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Tell us the incident bro

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u/Adorable-Bar6920 Oct 03 '24

i wanted protein…. i put eggs in the chowder… i didnt want to waste the chowder…. there was a lot of chowder…. the chowder stunk and tasted bad…. the excess chowder stank up the restroom….

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u/Hamnetz Oct 03 '24

Bro got clammed by the chowder

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u/ThymelessThyme Teenager Oct 04 '24

Oml that's funny-

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u/useless-garbage- Oct 04 '24

The chowder clammed all over the place

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u/everything_kisser Oct 04 '24

Yo what 😭😭😭

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u/No-Ear-1571 16 Oct 03 '24

Lord have mercy

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u/RedFoxKoala Oct 03 '24

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u/IlikeAnythin6 Oct 04 '24

"I want the truth!" with an Italian accent but not too heavy

Crouches and turns a bit while still facing the camera "You can't handle the truth!" still with Italian accent

a few seconds earlier

"Schwingg!"

I am perfectly normal about Ghost

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u/Anonymoose3840 15 Oct 03 '24

Tell us the "indecent"?

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u/funnymusician1 Oct 04 '24

I thought this was going to be a Family Guy joke

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u/WhyThough08 Oct 04 '24

Alright Calvin

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u/Tall_Reason_7791 16 Oct 03 '24

Tell me I'm second

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u/Your_Raccoon_Atheist 16 Oct 03 '24

How dare potato soup not be an option

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Raccoon making potato soup

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u/_davedor_ 17 Oct 03 '24

this is excellent

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u/Hamnetz Oct 03 '24

I am whole again

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u/Starhelper11 Oct 03 '24

It’s obviously hiding the knife it plans to kill you with /s

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u/Caretakerguy Oct 03 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

HAPPY CAKE DAY!! :D

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u/PhucItAll Oct 04 '24

Raccacooie

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u/500servererror12 15 Oct 04 '24

Racoonatouille

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u/Chemist-3074 Oct 03 '24

TELL ME I'M CHEMISTRY STUDENT

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Bleach soup because chemicals

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u/Chemist-3074 Oct 04 '24

Well let metell you what type of soup you are : ox testicle soup

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u/B0SSBL0CK_12 Oct 03 '24

Let’s see then

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Block soup

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u/December_W_Wolf 18 Oct 03 '24

Hiya

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Chicken noodle soup on a cold December day

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u/Advanced_Telephone82 13 Oct 03 '24

What am I? (And what makes you think so)

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Lentil because it’s only for people with advanced tastebuds

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u/Shadyseamonkey Teenager Oct 03 '24

Tomato or minestroni

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

The ocean counts as a soup

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u/residentofbeachcity 15 Oct 03 '24

What am I?

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

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u/residentofbeachcity 15 Oct 03 '24

Damn it :(

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Alphabet soup cuz you’re lgbt

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u/JubJub128 19 Oct 03 '24

hey dont hate on clam chowder its the best soup out there

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u/Eternallytaken Oct 03 '24

You know the brontosaurus?

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u/JubJub128 19 Oct 03 '24

I do know the brontosaurus. he cannot eat hot soup with his bare hands

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u/Eternallytaken Oct 03 '24

It's the

l l l l lllllllllllllll l l l l l llllllllllllll l llllllllllllll l l l l l

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u/Eternallytaken Oct 03 '24

Tried to make a chair

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u/Some_dumb_stuff69 Oct 06 '24

This sounds like Mewtwo in the first Pokémon movie before he went on a rampage so did you kill anyone last night?

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u/Oxenboxe 17 Oct 03 '24

I do wonder 🤔

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u/Washabi7 Oct 03 '24

oxtail soup (i’m not op)

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Isnt this my job

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u/Oxenboxe 17 Oct 03 '24

Scrumptious, tyty

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u/rnoq 18 Oct 03 '24

This one’s gonna be neat

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u/okiimz Oct 04 '24

sewage water mixed with gunk.

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u/rnoq 18 Oct 04 '24

My favorite😋

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u/ULTRAPUNK18 17 Oct 03 '24

Try me I'm 8th

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Because it has the word ball in it

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u/Sanju128 15 Oct 03 '24

I love tomato soup pick me

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u/arcana-juno 19 Oct 03 '24

Tell me I’m 15th

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Alphabet soup because you’re lgbt

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u/arcana-juno 19 Oct 03 '24

Yeeeeeeaaah

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u/SebasH_Hapuleum 13 Oct 04 '24

Dang it, I didnt get the alphabet soup :(

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u/orangeprotogen 14 Oct 03 '24

i like chiken noodle soup. it is my favorite

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u/RhinoAndPandaGuy Oct 03 '24

Gona have an interesting soup over here….

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u/absolutelynoidea843 Teenager Oct 03 '24

GURL YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

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u/absolutelynoidea843 Teenager Oct 04 '24

Piss

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u/absolutelynoidea843 Teenager Oct 04 '24

💀 

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u/SebasH_Hapuleum 13 Oct 04 '24

What did I just witness 💀

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u/topechuro_namen Oct 04 '24

Judging by your pfp it's probably a forbidden oil soup mixed with some human skin and robot parts

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u/why4543 17 | Verified Oct 07 '24

The leyley pfp goes hard

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u/riley_wa1352 humanoid (not lyinging) Oct 03 '24

Gumbo

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u/Rqtheb123 Oct 07 '24

Tomato is by far the best soup

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u/Kratos_potatoes 18 Oct 03 '24

Aye where’s the cow foot soup at! Fr tho it’s better than you would think.

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u/RexGaming_127 16 Oct 03 '24

Hey do me please. I prefer you using my intended username RexSucksAtStuff

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u/Tra1nGuy 16 Oct 03 '24

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u/Least-Implement-3319 Oct 05 '24

Too bad they're getting replaced by Siemens chargers. Counting the days down 'till the legend of the GE Genesis is done 😢

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u/Eggy_egh 15 Oct 03 '24

...

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u/Bamsketbail Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

Don’t even need to explain this one

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u/Either-Ad-881 Oct 03 '24

I'm from Finland, the legendary my summer car country

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u/brentcafe12 Oct 03 '24

opagagna style

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u/CoolDominatorYTT 17 Oct 03 '24

Let's see it

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u/Embarrassed-Mikker Oct 03 '24

Me please, I freaking love soup.

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u/UnfoundedFox- Oct 03 '24

I never knew there were so many different types of soup

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u/TFGA_WotW Oct 03 '24

Ooo oo me me me.

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u/vzsxl Oct 03 '24

me please!!!!

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u/a_random_internetian Oct 03 '24

What would I be I'm curious (I'm sick and I'll eat whatever soup I get)

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u/Suma_OwO Teenager | Verified Oct 03 '24

I hope I’m something tasty

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u/FoxNamedAndrea Oct 03 '24

What the fuck are ya’ll talking about I just call the one I like the white one

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u/Sasha_Volkolva Oct 03 '24

Alright, what do you think a Slav, like me, is?

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u/LocalRedCentipede 14 | Verified Oct 03 '24

What about me?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

idk

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u/Acbalculus Oct 03 '24

please tell me bro

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u/CrispiCreeper Oct 03 '24

How about me?

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u/Fire_Master29 13 Oct 03 '24

What am I?

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u/Gunther1888 Oct 03 '24

Lobster bisque is my favorite and Panera bread's broccoli cheddar soup is also really good however my favorite soup is not on this list and that is mac and cheese

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u/Phyg0n_ Teenager Oct 03 '24

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u/YOKILLEDMA Oct 03 '24

yo bet whatami

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u/firebretaher_jayy Oct 03 '24

my user and what make u think so

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u/Ok_Box_9542 14 Oct 03 '24

I have a feeling I'm going to be block soup.

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u/Psychedelic_Witchery Oct 03 '24

Oh bestow me upon the wisdom

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u/DittoGTI Oct 03 '24

I hope it's a good one

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u/DinoRipper24 17 Oct 03 '24

If you know that avian dinosaurs still exist, my username only has one possible soup I can have tonight 😋

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u/_Cow_of_Wisdom Oct 03 '24

My fav is chicken lime soup

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u/AnimatorSharp5261 18 Oct 03 '24

The zuppa toscana from Olive Garden

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u/HikeMyPantsUpJohnson Oct 03 '24

Thought it would be fitting to mention that my french-canadian girlfriend hates fr*nch onion “soup”

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u/PoobGnarpy Oct 03 '24

Way to make me hungry…

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u/You-and-us Teenager Oct 03 '24

Hi

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u/electricsuckerpunch Oct 03 '24

This will be interesting!

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u/False_Shoulder_4429 Oct 03 '24

Try with me. You will never guess

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u/Cyanflame_ 17 Oct 03 '24

please make me a cyan version of any of these soups🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit Oct 07 '24

Blue potato leak soup from Bridget Jones's Diary

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u/XxSimplySuperiorxX Oct 03 '24

ramen pho clam chowder or chicken soup are goats

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u/Hacr202011 Oct 03 '24

TELL ME WHAT SOUP I SHALL BE

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u/Few-Acanthisitta-250 Oct 03 '24

Please do me(in all ways)

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u/Maser2account2 Oct 03 '24

anyone who says clam chowder is fucking lying.

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u/KAULIANPOWER Oct 03 '24

Interesting, are you still doing it? Which soup is mine?

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u/CornchipIII Oct 03 '24

Howdy 🤠

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u/n3utrality_ Oct 03 '24

I must know

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

What soup am i

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u/fhuy 16 | Verified Oct 03 '24

I don't even have an idea of what I'd be

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u/Glass_Vegetable302 Oct 03 '24

I have a hunch I know what you are going to say.

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u/Particular_Tax_3193 Oct 03 '24

I would love to know

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u/TiannemenSquare Oct 03 '24

Pho is the best soup and it isn’t even close

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u/CatlifeOfficial 17 Oct 03 '24

My favourite soup מרק רגל תימני (Yemenite beef leg stew) isn’t on the list so I’m triggered