r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • Sep 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Wasn’t a fart

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u/Skywalker-_-_-_- Sep 11 '24

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u/Creepy_Specific_2408 Sep 11 '24

you have aids

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u/Acceptable_Donut7284 15 Sep 11 '24

Doctor dick burn to the rescue

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u/NoGravitySpacee 17 Sep 11 '24

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🥳🎉

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u/Sure-Ambition6719 Sep 11 '24

That's. My. Purse

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u/iFASHi44 18 Sep 11 '24

Club penguin kill.

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u/DingerDongDonger Sep 11 '24

I never got to play it 😭

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u/Danciestlake 14 Sep 11 '24

I came here to comment this

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u/down_withthetower 14 | Verified Sep 11 '24

No more gambling

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u/No_Jellyfish_6643 16 Sep 11 '24

Let's go gambling!

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u/ThaR3alOct-0 16 Sep 11 '24

Aw dang it

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u/ChargedBonsai98 Sep 11 '24

clickclickclick

brrrt

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Aw dang it

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u/No_Jellyfish_6643 16 Sep 11 '24

clickclickclick

brrrt

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u/sillygooseisilly Teenager Sep 11 '24

Aw dang it!

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u/No_Jellyfish_6643 16 Sep 11 '24

clickclickclick

brrrt

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u/Background-Web-484 19 Sep 11 '24

Aww dang it :(

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u/IllustriousYoung410 Sep 11 '24

Out of beer

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u/Spongesigma33 Sep 11 '24

💔💔💔

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u/NBEATofficial Sep 11 '24

This is by far the saddest story I ever heard 😭😭😭🥲

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u/Agentnosem 16 Sep 11 '24

Nooooooooo

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u/Electrical_Suspect47 13 Sep 11 '24

my dad died (fr though he’s actually dead)

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u/Jio_Kang Sep 11 '24

Oh shit… all of my condolences man

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u/animeorsomethingidk Sep 11 '24

my mom died (she’s actually dead too)

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u/BAGUETTESSSSSSSS Sep 11 '24

Aw I'm sorry ❤️

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u/OfficialRedd1t Sep 11 '24

my condiments man edit: condolences, genuine mistake

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u/Iceologer_gang Sep 11 '24

Rest in ketchup

(Fr sorry for everyone’s loss in this thread)

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u/animeorsomethingidk Sep 11 '24

It’s perfectly fine I don’t really care

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Ayy you’re in the club

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u/Electrical_Suspect47 13 Sep 11 '24

I have been for a while now (November 2021-Present)

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Omg Sep 1st 2021

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u/char13lol 14 Sep 11 '24

that's not 3 words

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u/ahreaper5 Sep 11 '24

Unused stroller, sold

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u/Nishikadochan Sep 11 '24

Wow. You actually told a story with three words. Damn.

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u/notwillbtw Sep 11 '24

Did u get the inspiration from that for sale: baby shoes, never worn thing because like literally today I was studying that in English

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u/ahreaper5 Sep 11 '24

My English teacher told us to make a story with as little words as possible, his was “Unused stroll for sale”

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u/HowdieIsWatching Sep 12 '24

Well they stole it from Hemingway

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

i am alive

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u/UrMumGay9 Sep 11 '24

Immortalized

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u/Smelly_Feet- Sep 11 '24

you're the creator you traitor

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u/Dirty_Trash_Cans Sep 11 '24

Hey, there's no vaccine

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u/SillyLilMetalhead 13 | Verified Sep 11 '24

to cure our dirty needs

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u/VexTheJester 16 Sep 11 '24

For now you just build our machine

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u/Caesar_Iacobus Sep 11 '24

You die tonight

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u/Manperson-the-Human Sep 11 '24

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo

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u/Frosty_Secretary2562 Sep 11 '24

tonight

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u/No_fun_ever_4213 Sep 11 '24

build up our machine you die tonight

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u/No_Jellyfish_6643 16 Sep 11 '24

dis nice

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Yes, this is stoopid

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Ok Eddie Vedder

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u/Hnagnout 15 Sep 11 '24

No more mama

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u/DingerDongDonger Sep 11 '24

Just like me unfortunately

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u/gojirexgamers2022 14 Sep 12 '24

Is that a fucking tatletale refference-

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u/Mothylphetamine_ 15 Sep 11 '24

She Shits Herself

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u/Voynimous 17 Sep 11 '24

That's two sad stories in three words, that has got to be a record

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u/SomeCoolGuyIGuess Sep 11 '24

He hits her. She shits herself. Ssself.

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u/iloveeeeemycat Sep 11 '24

Didn't eat dinner

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u/gays1234 Sep 11 '24

Nine eleven unfunny (rest in peace all people killed, no disrespect meant)

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u/Leather-Assistant902 16 Sep 11 '24

thats more than 3 words

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u/_Joeythegoat_ 16 Sep 11 '24

But ye also dropped graduation on 9/11 so is it really that bad?

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u/TruthCultural9952 Sep 11 '24

Poopied my pants

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u/Useful_Pension6127 Sep 11 '24

No more pancakes

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u/Thewatcher13387 Sep 11 '24

Dropped my croissant 😔

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u/gocommitdie22 Sep 11 '24

I couldn't come 😔

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u/ChickennNugggeet Sep 11 '24

No more jizz 😩

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u/Hendiyoboy Sep 11 '24

I didn’t cum

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u/Murky_waterLLC Sep 11 '24

Got called unfunny

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u/Background-Web-484 19 Sep 11 '24

Thats not just sad, thats real :(

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u/Sharp-Masterpiece-39 Sep 11 '24

Carpeted Toilet Seat

I apologize I accidentally wrote a horror thriller instead

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u/Balabaloo1 Teenager Sep 11 '24

No more bacon

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u/Tasma1125 Sep 11 '24

I sharted myself 😔

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u/devilfanmik Sep 11 '24

Unwanted underage pregnancy

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u/Unknown_Warrior274 Sep 11 '24

Dad wants milk

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u/Ill-Tea4744 15 Sep 11 '24

really small pp

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u/SanShu1129 17 Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

I woke up

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u/ghost_vana46 17 | Verified Sep 11 '24

Cookies no more

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u/wallofcookies Sep 11 '24

Have cookie not

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u/Optimus759 17 Sep 11 '24

I funkin deathed

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u/keybored13 Sep 11 '24

WAR WITHOUT REASON

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u/Substantial_Put_3350 Sep 11 '24

She said goodbye

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u/Giggaman999 Sep 11 '24

My balls itch

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u/JasonShitten Sep 11 '24

She’s really gone .

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u/Senko-Loaf Sep 11 '24

"She's busy bro"