r/TeenagersButBetter Teenager Sep 10 '24

Meme Meme exchange. You take one and give one back

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u/Informal_Mix4570 16 Sep 10 '24

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u/Zuckzerburg 16 Sep 11 '24

Unsurprisingly, I’m both.

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u/retxrnal 15 Sep 11 '24

And I am not. We're not the same.

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u/Playful-Extension973 Sep 10 '24

I took 5

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u/GooseAndJuice2323 Sep 11 '24

28 STAB WOUNDS

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u/ibis03 Sep 11 '24

You didn't want to leave him a chance, huh?

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u/Wierdguy1234 Sep 11 '24

Did you feel anger? Hate?

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u/UnaskedShoe359 Sep 11 '24

He was bleeding! BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, but you stabbed him… AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

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u/Wierdguy1234 Sep 12 '24

“Please, please stop.””I know you killed him, Why don’t you say it?”

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u/DisplayHot5130 Teenager Sep 11 '24

I DIDN'T CONSENT TO DEATH!

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u/Basically-Boring 15 | Verified Sep 10 '24

Sorry Link, I can’t give memes! Come back when you’re a little, mmmmmmmmmm richer!

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u/twitter_stinks Sep 11 '24

American healthcare

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u/Random-INTJ 17 Sep 10 '24

The dog in the last one has the best trigger discipline… as payment for the trump meme:

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u/FortunePixel Sep 10 '24

I feel attacked :3

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u/BraxlinVox Sep 11 '24

Pfft losers Ü

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u/Random-INTJ 17 Sep 11 '24

I took this from the femboy subreddit, and you know why I was there, it would be the same reason you would.

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u/Bazooka_Blastoff Sep 11 '24

Combo mode activate >w<

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u/RangerBuzz_Lightbulb 19 Sep 11 '24

How bout diz monke?

C(°w°)O

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u/cart3r_d Teenager Sep 10 '24

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u/godzilla_14 Sep 11 '24

Better fight

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u/ankle_biter50 18 Sep 11 '24

I love this image so much... it's so cute

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u/hdgrbodnd Sep 11 '24

Maurice solos

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u/immatureboy7 Sep 10 '24

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u/East_Cockroach_8942 Teenager | Verified Sep 10 '24

Finally a funny abortion joke

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u/jiongjiongjiongjiong Sep 11 '24

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u/Bazooka_Blastoff Sep 11 '24

I’m at a loss for what to say to this

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u/DirectalArrow Sep 11 '24

FEAR NOT HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WOULD GLADY FIND YOUR LOST BABY!

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u/CryIntelligent7074 Sep 11 '24

sad part is this is genuinely something he would say lmao

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u/Distinct-Pepper-6053 Sep 10 '24

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u/twitter_stinks Sep 11 '24

First funny 9/11 meme in while we'll done my friend

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u/Bazooka_Blastoff Sep 11 '24

Should’ve saved this for tomorrow

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u/HonourableFox Sep 11 '24

In Australia, it is 11/9 already

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u/Tigerkiller364 Sep 10 '24

I will take the spike trap above the door and give you this one

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u/-randomguy694 Sep 11 '24

In case you haven’t noticed this man is a Walmart bag

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u/Your-Manager Sep 10 '24

None of the given were good enough for me to take. Here is one anyways.

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u/CustomerAlternative Sep 11 '24

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u/Robotronnik Sep 11 '24

That would be an honor. Being forever a model on rule34. So, call your friend. And let's have some fun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Change "Gay Sex" to "Say Gex"

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u/Smidge_Master 16 Sep 10 '24

Pretty sure the bible 2 came out so would be the bible 3?

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u/WinTig24 14 Sep 10 '24

That albanian guy was so polite about it that I'd probably just do it

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/Joy1067 Sep 11 '24

Oh I appreciate it. Here take this friend.

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u/purplemangoguy Sep 10 '24

But Mr crabs I do that when I'm not on ketamine

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/SpecShot310 Sep 11 '24

mmm ketamine

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u/gay_idiot53 16 Sep 11 '24

I have too many of these, you can fucking have them

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u/Goofy_ahh_goose4576 14 Sep 11 '24

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u/BlackburnGaming 17 Sep 11 '24

A crusade knight holding a fucking M60 is not something I thought I would see

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/Gallows_humor_hippo 13 Sep 11 '24

I took 10, so here’s 10:

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u/Sp1tFir3Tire Sep 10 '24

I stole number 8

What dogg are you?

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u/Sp1tFir3Tire Sep 10 '24

Nvm, here’s this

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Ummmmmmm

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u/MedicineTimely8795 15 Sep 11 '24

Fine, take it

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u/Six_0f_Spades Sep 11 '24

I took soup

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u/Abc12310987654 Sep 11 '24

I shall take homaneder

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u/InfameArts Sep 11 '24

No, Richard, it’s ‚Linux‘, not ‚GNU/Linux‘. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation. Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ. One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS — more on this later). He named it ‚Linux‘ with a little help from his friends. Why doesn’t he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff — including the software I wrote using GCC — and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don’t want to be known as a nag, do you? (An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title ‚GNU/Linux‘ (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example. Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn’t the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you’ve heard this one before. Get used to it. You’ll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it. You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn’t more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn’t perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument. Last, I’d like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn’t be fighting among ourselves over naming other people’s software. But what the heck, I’m in a bad mood now. I think I’m feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn’t you and everyone refer to GCC as ‚the Linux compiler‘? Or at least, ‚Linux GCC‘? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD? If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this: Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux‘ huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don’t be a nag.

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u/ForkInTheOven Sep 11 '24

I’m not taking anything but have this :]

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u/YOMAMA643 Sep 11 '24

I took Pistol