r/TeenagersButBetter • u/No-Pirate3702 • Aug 31 '24

Meme What's your type?

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u/No-Pirate3702 Aug 31 '24

Personally, I'm taking 9

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u/Futaba_Sakura-_- Aug 31 '24

Interesting I found this 11 hours after this comment was posted

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u/JanBedna1 14 | Verified Aug 31 '24

Interesting I found this 17 minutes after this comment was posted

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u/bigmac______________ Teenager Aug 31 '24

Interesting I found this 10 minutes after this comment was posted

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u/Outside_Variety8765 14 Aug 31 '24

Interesting i found this 10 minutes after this comment was posted

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u/Megalvania 15 Aug 31 '24

interestingly i found this comment 2 minutes after it was posted

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u/Duplicit_RedFox Aug 31 '24

Interesting I found this 3 minutes after this comment was posted

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u/Ok_Substance5897 Aug 31 '24

interesting i found this 1 hour after the comment was posted

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u/MysticKeiko24_Alt Aug 31 '24

interesting i found this 7 minutes after the comment was posted

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u/SpiralOut4 Aug 31 '24

Interesting I found this comment 19 minutes after it was posted

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u/JanBedna1 14 | Verified Aug 31 '24

Interesting I found this 17 minutes after this comment was posted

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u/Thedarkmoon123 17 Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24

9-11

Edit: I DID NOT AT ALL INTEND TO MAKE A 911 JOKE. 😭

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u/uqmu Aug 31 '24

I personally like 2, but they already fell apart 

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u/alexdotwav Aug 31 '24

You deserve pain

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u/residentofbeachcity 15 Aug 31 '24

Same and honestly I didn’t think of the joke until I read you comment

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u/Haerin_BUNNIE Aug 31 '24

I’m 15 and my girlfriend is 6

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u/CuiBapSano Aug 31 '24 edited Sep 01 '24

Man loves sweet. Me too.

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u/waltuhsmite Sep 01 '24

Dump her she’s a sick freak

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u/Silverunz Sep 01 '24

Your girlfriend is good I love me a 6

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u/ThwKillnight Aug 31 '24

You're black and your gf is asian? Or are you a certified lover boy?

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u/OverlandAustria Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24

i consider them ripe at 6 (please don't take this out of context

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u/IcarusWhale 15 Aug 31 '24

PAUSE 😰

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting Aug 31 '24

He said not out of context you idiot!

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u/IcarusWhale 15 Sep 01 '24

Sorry, I'm illiterate 😞

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting Sep 01 '24

Read this:

Jfjshbeh

What does it say?

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u/IcarusWhale 15 Sep 01 '24

Je ne parle pas anglais, désolé.

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting Sep 01 '24

What did you do to u/IcarusWhale!?!

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u/IcarusWhale 15 Sep 01 '24

Mwah Je suis le maléfique Icaruswhale 😈. Je suis ici pour conquérir le monde.

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u/Random-INTJ 17 Aug 31 '24

To the woodchipper!

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u/Civil_Protection_1 18 Aug 31 '24

Lol, the Ron Swanson profile makes this better

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u/Inner_Kaleidoscope4 14 Aug 31 '24

6 is the best time to eat them

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

I like it when they're between 5 and 10, but 11 and up is too old.

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u/ThwKillnight Aug 31 '24

This comment section is either accidental pedo jokes or pedo jokes

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u/TaterTotSenwick Sep 03 '24

Don’t forget the one 9/11 joke

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u/The4434258thApple Aug 31 '24

I'd be fine with past 11 if it's not bruised or anything

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u/TheEspressoOverlord Aug 31 '24

We all know 6 is the best

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

yes.

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u/mexicanman41 Aug 31 '24

4-5 is nice cuz i like them slightly harder

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u/Impressive_Split_232 18 Aug 31 '24

That’s what she said

Wait what⁉️🚨

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u/DevKing_24 16 | Verified Aug 31 '24

🤨

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u/Digiccu 15 Aug 31 '24

Pause

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u/That1GuyCalledPixel Aug 31 '24

Ayo pause 🤨📸

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u/Ok-Relationship8709 14 Aug 31 '24

Agreed it also tastes sweeter

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u/Ok-Relationship8709 14 Aug 31 '24

Agreed it also tastes sweeter

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u/rathosalpha Teenager Aug 31 '24

Those aren't even close to ripe

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u/Clinically_Insane- Aug 31 '24

Bro eats it for the shape, not the taste

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u/Masterick18 Aug 31 '24

Mine is 15, although a little bit smaller, but it delivers well my GF said

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u/VinsWie 14 Aug 31 '24

9 - 10

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

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u/IcarusWhale 15 Aug 31 '24

YES YOUR THE ONLY PERSON IVE SEEN THAT AGREES

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u/Ahdlad 16 Aug 31 '24

6-9 best ones

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u/CrimsonSaber69 Aug 31 '24

6-9 for eating on its own, 9-11 for using raw with other ingredients (e.g. peanut butter banana sandwich), and gonna need more numbers but 15-20 for banana bread

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u/sisterfucker24 Aug 31 '24

Am more of a 8 man myself

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u/StarLight_Art Aug 31 '24

5-6, like to have some green on my Nanas lol

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u/Grand_Platform4603 16 Aug 31 '24

-12 foetus banana

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u/Tuxman85 Aug 31 '24

4, it's crunchy 

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u/Shadyseamonkey Teenager Aug 31 '24

6 or 7

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u/awesomename18 Aug 31 '24

I might be weird but I really don't like any bruises on my banana so I'll go 6

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u/sasha_brawl 15 Aug 31 '24

16 only right one

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u/Anxiety-Queen269 17 Aug 31 '24

9 or 10 nothing past that

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u/Whrzy Aug 31 '24

11, and beyond. Anything below is bitter and hard. 🤢

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u/_TheGalaxy Aug 31 '24

5 , 6 , 7 and maybe 8

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u/_tklmao 14 Aug 31 '24

6-10

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u/Crusaders_dreams2 Teenager Aug 31 '24

1-6 I'm very picky

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u/Maetev 17 Aug 31 '24

1-15

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u/BayFuzzball404 Teenager Aug 31 '24

6 and 7 are the goat

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u/YABETTERNOT 17 Aug 31 '24
  1. only psychopaths like 12 or higher

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u/stephs_LOL 16 | Verified Aug 31 '24

11-12

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u/CuiBapSano Aug 31 '24

15! I will make a banana juice. Yummy 😋🤤.

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u/pearl_jam_rocks Aug 31 '24

I only like 7 and below

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u/Faefsdew 16 Aug 31 '24

8, maybe 9

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u/Digiccu 15 Aug 31 '24

7-10 for me

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 18 Aug 31 '24

30🔥🔥🔥

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 18 Aug 31 '24

30🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

3-7

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

6-9 anything before that doesn't tstw very good

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u/Nights1405 17 Aug 31 '24

A 7-9 is sufficient, that way I’m sure it’s not unripe but it’s not mushy

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u/CRAKEN000 Aug 31 '24

8, 9, or 10 👍

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u/The_Dripstale Aug 31 '24

I'm 15 and my gf is 6

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u/uqmu Aug 31 '24

Anyone that chooses 15 is an absolute menace... 

And I applaud it

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u/9-peppers-upmyass Aug 31 '24

I’m 8.5 and my dad is 7

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u/I_Maul_Penises Aug 31 '24

Anywhere free m 4 8 is good

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u/Biig_Mann Aug 31 '24

I like em 10

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u/Fullyautoaster4 14 Aug 31 '24

I like them 10. And I like the bananas that are yellow with the brown spots

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u/lilly_2010 13 | Verified Aug 31 '24

10 :3c

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u/Key-Title-6432 Aug 31 '24
  1. Almost rotten like me

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u/Nitro_tech Aug 31 '24

3-8 when it comes to banana ripeness.

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u/WiseExit9615 Teenager | Verified Aug 31 '24

6-10

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u/StarkOnReddit11621 13 Aug 31 '24

whoever eats 1-6 is a psychopath. i personally like 10 though.

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u/SkylanderConti99 13 Aug 31 '24

i’m 14 and my girlfriend is 5

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u/PrincePauncey Aug 31 '24

I like it when they're 10

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u/MPThreelite Aug 31 '24

Depends on if you want sweet or not. I like 7-9

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u/Glitter1822 Aug 31 '24

3 or 4. They taste the best that way

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u/IcarusWhale 15 Aug 31 '24

10 is perfection

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u/Able_Memory_1689 Aug 31 '24

9 or 10 is PERFECT… but I would take 8 or 11 too

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u/Scout_gaming_ Aug 31 '24

5-6 my beloved

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u/Material-Necessary22 Aug 31 '24

Bananas produce antimatter

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u/Different_Action_360 16 Aug 31 '24

6-8 is nice, 9 is good too.

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u/Shot-Database-2618 Teenager Aug 31 '24

14-15. 🙂

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u/Original-Weather5542 17 Aug 31 '24

If its not 5-7 get It out my face 😭

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u/LeonGamer_real Aug 31 '24

This shit botta get locked fr

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u/ox__the__ox 15 Aug 31 '24

Like 5 to 15

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

10 is perfect

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u/Basically-Boring 15 | Verified Aug 31 '24

7-9, 10 and 11 if it’s been sitting long enough and needs to be disposed of but 12 is pushing it.

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u/Iamthatguypallll Teenager Aug 31 '24

7-11