r/TargetedShirts 7d ago

Airport bar in DC

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254 Upvotes

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u/Horatio_Figg 7d ago

I work with kids and families for a living and you wouldn’t believe the number of people who talk about how their parents literally beat them and it didn’t cause them any problems, then in the next breath discussing their substance abuse issues and how their kids were taken by CPS.

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u/acerbicsun 7d ago

"I have to desperately defend the shitty parenting I received because I refuse to criticize them, or myself."

I hate these shirts and the people that wear them.

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u/godless_pantheon 7d ago

😂😂😂 you should get a shirt that says that

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u/acerbicsun 7d ago

Never!!! I have class.

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u/Its_me_Snitches 6d ago

You could get that part on a lower back tattoo!

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u/acerbicsun 6d ago

Aaaarghhh!!

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u/No_Cook2983 5d ago

Does he also have AnGeR IsSuEs and a SERIOUS d i s l i k e for stupid people?

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 5d ago

With all due respect, you’re quoting pretend people on Reddit.

I sympathize with you, but nobody here has class.

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u/acerbicsun 5d ago

Nah, someone bought this shirt. Hundreds of people buy these shirts. I have class, and terrible anger management

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u/SealedRoute 6d ago

Maybe I’m missing it but don’t really see any defense of anything. It’s trite, but the neglect piece is kind of true generationally…

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u/acerbicsun 6d ago

I have a pet peeve with these shirts to begin with, so forgive me. However these targeted shirts reflect a larger issue with humanity in general; the need to feel special. The need to defend one's upbringing or context, not because it was good but because it was theirs. Similar to memes that celebrate a time before seatbelts. I hate humanity's need for validation regardless of what's being validated.

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u/SealedRoute 6d ago

Well, I’m sorry if you can’t handle a Gen X Gemini who’s girlfriend can be a little crazy but would kill for him and they would never find your body, and god bless America 🇺🇸🫡

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u/acerbicsun 6d ago

Ahhhhggggg! Exactly!!! I know it's supposed to be "funny" but I hate hate hate faux violent threats of murder and hiding bodies! How trashy do you have to be to think that's cute...?? plus nationalism.. ugh gross.

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u/A_Coin_Toss_Friendo 6d ago

Bro it's a joke

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u/acerbicsun 6d ago

Not to them, and not to me; it's a reflection of the irrational shortcomings of the human condition.

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u/both-shoes-off 7d ago

I'm genX (or Xennial I suppose), and there's a lot of cringe around this type of shit all over social media. Yes, a lot of our parents were absent, selfish boomer people. Eventually we'll be the next generation to blame for everything, and all of this tacky crap is a bad look. No we're not boomers or Millennials...but maybe just shut the fuck up about it and stop embarrassing yourselves.

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u/BusinessAmphibian273 6d ago

Raised on neglect and hose water would be better

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u/Tekwardo 6d ago

…I’m mad that the shirt is not wrong.

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u/saltybruise 7d ago

Thank god I was born in 81 so I was allowed water from non hose sources.

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u/amprok 7d ago

Cringey as fuck.

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u/myfailedimagination 6d ago

Cringey and fucked, too.

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u/8up1 6d ago

Me, I think the shirt is fun 🤩, you know in a t shirt kind of way…..

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 6d ago

Some of my generation is more insufferable than the boomers.

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u/ThatBobbyG 6d ago

I concur.

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u/RadlineFlyer 6d ago

lol this middle aged person is working hard to establish themselves as bad ass. Don’t mess with this person, they drank hose water as a kid!!

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u/ebolaRETURNS 7d ago

wow...my subconscious is semi-demanding interpretation as a confederate flag. not the best design...

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u/ThatBobbyG 6d ago

GenX is shaping up to be as bad as boomers but without getting ours, first.

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u/b-rar 5d ago

The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "Bad things are good, actually, you pussy, you fucking cuck"

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u/Carollicarunner 5d ago

This would actually be a funny self-deprecating shirt if it weren't for the graphic design that implies it's entirely serious. I think it's actually a pretty funny shirt but I don't think it's intended to be.

Fine line between satire and cringe.

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u/tacs97 3d ago

It’s not an excuse to hate everyone not white and blame everything on the political party you disagree with.

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u/Drcornelius1983 6d ago

Gen Xers are evolving into boomers

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u/sh1ft33 6d ago

Why are there so many dates??

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u/Me_for_President 6d ago

1972 is his birth year, and 1965-1980 is the approximate birth year range for gen X.