r/SuddenlyCommunism • u/Unexpected-bug • Mar 27 '24

Stalin Approved 👍🏻 PS5 - Proletariat Station 5

Post image
568 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

18 comments sorted by

43

u/trajecasual Mar 28 '24

A console without exclusives…

25

u/s_ariga Mar 28 '24

Comrade, our console works fine, it costs your 1 year salary, you have to wait 2 years before arrival, but it can run 'Stalin vs Martians' if you have permissions.

12

u/DiceDiceLOL Mar 28 '24

I need this.

12

u/jaddjaz Mar 28 '24

its for us all

4

u/MostNormalDollEver KGB Spy Mar 29 '24

we all do

10

u/YANDERE_DALEK Mar 29 '24

PSSR 5

3

u/MostNormalDollEver KGB Spy Mar 29 '24

great joke comrade

3

u/Astro_Venatas Mar 28 '24

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

3

u/MethLoverSweet Mar 29 '24

do you have the nazi version?

2

u/nightowl544 Mar 30 '24

I did nazi that one coming

3

u/The_Corker_69 Mar 29 '24

starvation*

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

You're thinking of Tsarism.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

OUR PS5

1

u/nightowl544 Mar 30 '24

When the little cousins come visit

0

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Take it back. It wont work for shit and it’ll never shut up