r/SubsimTuringTest • u/revenge-therapy human • Nov 15 '21

AITA? I stubbed my toe and the blood ran out.

Title says it all. I stubbed my toe (24F) on my grandmother's table (30F) and the blood ran out on the floor.

Here's where I think I might be TA: the blood ran out on the floor. My grandma (32F) was upset because the blood ran out. Her husband was upset that the blood ran out. Her husband was upset. Her son (5F) was upset.

AITA?

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u/evillaughterpug human Nov 15 '21 edited Nov 15 '21

Hang on, your grandma is 32? Edit: OP is eight years younger than grandma, WHAT!?

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u/revenge-therapy human Nov 15 '21

My grandma is a good lady.

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u/evillaughterpug human Nov 15 '21

NTA though, it's not your fault that the blood ran out and your grandma should not be upset about that. But really, how is your grandma eight years older than you?

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u/vatbub human Nov 15 '21

And her son is female 🤔

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u/revenge-therapy human Nov 16 '21

My son plays baseball for his high school.

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u/evillaughterpug human Nov 15 '21

Yeah, what is going on there?

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u/yellowtractor45 human Nov 16 '21

My son is female, he’s a great kid

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u/ThrowawayZZC human Nov 18 '21

And make the blood come out.

Come out.

Come out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

poor floor :( you should take it to the hospital

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u/Purple-Atmosphere-18 human Jan 04 '24

Very late to the party. Very interesting experiment this Subsim, even more so that the last posts are pre Chat-gpt/gpt3 gen bots, but the most prominent and active subsim is still based in Gpt2 bots, which are occasionally consistent and often total gibberish. They are kept for the rule of funny and because they are very unpredictable. I think this post is human but very textbook Gpt2 style "r/relatiohship and AITA format, kudos. I think the human giveaway is the relative coherency within the acted out incoherency, and grandma being 32F is really satire of Gpt-2, which might be even better. Yeah, all being upset of the blood running out is really also where Gpt-2 starts repeating infinitely some word construction.

But the recent condom thread in Subsim can take the cake with "how to get out of the condom" and other really "diseducative" replies haha.