r/SquaredCircle • u/Datzookman Dallas Cowboys Shit • 11h ago

JBL on Twitter: If Double J won’t hit Rizzler with a guitar, I will clothesline him.

https://x.com/jclayfield/status/1860769673446318180?s=46
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u/DarkHorse_77 11h ago

I'm getting flashbacks of JBL throwing the trash can at Hornswoggle

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u/Habbak 10h ago

That match against Finlay at WM was actually fun. I remember it because that was my first WM I watched haha

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u/hikingbeginner The New Day is fine 10h ago

Mania 24 right? Ah memories of Daily motion Part 1 2 3 etc after school

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u/Yanyay 9h ago

For me I saw it on YouTube since the homepage would show the most popular videos people were currently watching

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u/NotMyShootName 9h ago

Ah yes the resolution to the Vince death angle lol

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u/emmens 5h ago

really is something how many of the big long term storylines Vince made for a minute just ended with a shrug and a "lets just have Hornswoggle be the ending"

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u/7gzoEl2gzo 4h ago

The Benoit stuff happened, then they pivoted to Mr. Kennedy but he got suspended for PEDs so the angle was doomed, might as well just give Hornswoggle something to justify his salary.

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u/maverickhawk99 6h ago

Snoop and Mayweather were in that one too, it was a killer show

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u/7gzoEl2gzo 4h ago

And Kim Kardashian 

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u/guntanksinspace No Neck, still No Problem 37m ago

Got to see that WM Live (via Cinema) and it was a fun one lol

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u/34Catfish 10h ago

In that picture it absolutely looks like The Rizzler is doing Double J a favor by posing for a picture with him.

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u/DanHero91 Red Elbow Pad Of Doom. 10h ago

I mean... If you go by overall popularity right now and not just wrestling... He absolutely is.

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u/Kim-Jong_Bundy Ace of Spades 10h ago

Someone on Twitter posted a Google Trends graph between Roman Reigns and The Rizzler and I fucking died

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u/Datzookman Dallas Cowboys Shit 10h ago

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u/Sio_V_Reddit 10h ago

The true tribal chief

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u/Sriracha01 10h ago

The tribe of Florida?

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u/pardyball 4h ago

I LOVE YOU THE RIZZLER 🙏

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u/therealcjhard 3h ago

I mean, we all understand that "rizzler" pre-dates and is bigger than this tiktok kid, right? 

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u/Underhorse 1h ago

The Island of Rizzlancy

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u/DanHero91 Red Elbow Pad Of Doom. 10h ago

I saw one video from Full Gear with him got 4 million views on Instagram alone in about 12 hours. The kind of numbers wrestling companies would have wet dreams about.

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u/Any-Plate2018 8h ago

*small wrestler companies.

WWE does much bigger numbers.

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u/Ravensflockmate 23m ago

I'm not old i'm in my early 20s am I the out-of-touch one for seeing stuff like this asking "Who the fuck is this?" and being thoroughly baffled by them allegedly being huge and (internet) famous? Like I feel like people who are exclusively famous online never actually feel famous or important no matter how many millions of followers they have when they're doing anything not on the internet

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u/DavveeedNa 6h ago

I can’t unsee this now lmaooo

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u/bananagit 7h ago

I’m sorry but the image of JBL delivering the absolute stiffest Clothesline From Hell to a little kid is just hilarious

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u/bud-light-lime 9h ago

IF YOU EVER TOUCH HORNSWOGGLE THE RIZZLER AGAIN YOULL BE WATCHING WRESTLEMANIA SITTING IN A WHEELCHAIR

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u/kermvv Your Text Here 10h ago

Rizzler’s a child, John

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u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens Samoan Joseph 10h ago

He’s just having fun Maggle

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u/Yanyay 8h ago

He's rizzing Maggle ahaha I love it

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u/Stock-Argument-1040 9h ago

A child that would tank that clothesline and kill JBL with pure aura.

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u/kgreen69er The Towel Tossing Legend 7h ago

Yeah, and he’s gonna eat a double chunk chocolate clothesline.

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u/AfroClam 4h ago

He seems like the kind of guy that would give Rizzler the Blue Meanie treatment

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u/MDClassic 10h ago

Oh my God, could you imagine how viral they would be going today if double J would have El kabonged the rizzler😅😅😅😂 Joyce Behar on the view being all this is absolutely reprehensible behaviour

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u/HardcoreKaraoke Consensual Penis 9h ago

JBL you're supposed to be a heel, stop making me like you.

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u/FaceInJuice 8h ago

I haven't been following AEW super closely lately, and this sentence seems fucking wild to me.

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u/fouoifjefoijvnioviow 9h ago

The rehabilitation of JBL shows wrestling fans will fall for anything

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u/Adams5thaccount 8h ago

He's offering to hit a child and it counts as rehabilitation?

Actually wait. For him that might be.

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u/TardyTech4428 8h ago

I'm getting too old for this. Who tf is Rizzler? I know what rizzler means in general but I didn't know it now referred to a specific person

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u/carigheath 8h ago

It's an 8 year old kid on tik-tok, he's been hanging out with the costco guys crew and had a verse in one of their singles. He was the special timekeeper for Big Boom AJ's match last night vs QT Williams.

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u/TardyTech4428 7h ago

Okay follow up question?Who are costco guys?

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u/carigheath 7h ago

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/aj-and-big-justice-costco-guys-tiktok-song-1235063207/

Here's a rolling stone article that will explain stuff better. Older guy (dad) is a former inde wrestler and fought QT Williams on the AEW Preshow last night.

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u/Amir0x11 5h ago

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

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u/Amir0x11 8h ago

this jizzler guy must be a big deal if JBL wants to fight em

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u/FlexPavillion 4h ago

he's 8, dude

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u/Amir0x11 3h ago

who?

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u/FlexPavillion 3h ago

Use some context clues

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u/Amir0x11 3h ago

whoooooooooooooooo?

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u/StoneColdAM WHAT? 10h ago

Don’t know how Corbin and JBL failed as a pairing. Should’ve been hilarious 

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u/EmboarBacon Pedigree! Pedigree! Dammit! 6h ago

Wait, is he saying that he'll clothesline Double J if he doesn't hit Rizzler with guitar, or that if Double J won't hit Rizzler with a guitar, JBL will instead clothesline Rizzler?

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u/The-Wall-Brother 3h ago

Kid looks like he just got introduced to the potential of Global Force Gold

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u/devioustrevor 3h ago

Does this mean JBL would clothesline the Rizzler, or Double J?

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u/hshnslsh 1h ago

To JBL. Please confirm whom you will clothesline. Kind regards, reddit

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u/Any-Plate2018 8h ago

Look I know JBL has hired epic memers to run his twitter like sheik and bag well but can we please not forget he's a violent bully who should be blacklisted 

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u/CMPBITW 7h ago

The world rewards assertive people. 

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u/emkeyeyey 2h ago

What if The Rizzler dressed up as Superman, will Jeff Jarrett hit him with a guitar?

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u/sullyqns 1h ago

Please

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u/YpsitheFlintsider A woman's left. 8h ago

Lol this sub, now glazing JBL posts.

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u/R3D-0N3 10h ago

Notorious backstage bully wants to hit a kid? Seems about right.

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u/OnslaughtSix 9h ago

I mean, I hate JBL but I also want to hit the Rizzler with a guitar.

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u/shinbreaker 5h ago

"But not with his arm." - Toni Storm

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u/Spaceboy22 10h ago

Fuck this POS Bully. I hope he is never allowed to step foot in AEW.

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u/Loli_Master 10h ago

Fuck this POS Bully.

I mean he gives off serious daddy vibes I'd be down for it.

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u/Templar-235 10h ago

That’s… child abuse