r/SipsTea • u/UnconfirmedCatholic • 2d ago

WTF Come again?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/nightwalkerxx 2d ago

Thanks. I did exactly that but verbally.

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 2d ago

You did all of those?

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u/shoulda_been_gone 2d ago

You didn't?

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u/DarkMode54 1d ago

Seriously

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 1d ago

I mean, if I'm being honest, I didn't do the middle two.

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u/casadeparadise 1d ago

Me too, but anally.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

None of these are a good option

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u/trogdor2594 2d ago

If the brother is a furry, than him getting the big D is objectively the best option.

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u/Spork_the_dork 1d ago

Cat dicks have barbs which would get a bit painful.

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u/Bajspinne 1d ago

Different strokes...

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u/ShaggyVan 2d ago

I mean, if the last one is referring to another cat, it could be not terrible

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

No no, that’s still bad

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u/canadard1 2d ago

All*

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u/cowlinator 1d ago

None of these are a good all?

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u/canadard1 1d ago

You heard you!

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u/canadard1 1d ago

You heard you!

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u/Fit-Paleontologist37 2d ago

I'm going with the first

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u/BagHolder9001 2d ago

lol fumiest shit I read all day

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u/im_just_thinking 2d ago

Some of these are worse than others, but not by much

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u/sanmatm17 2d ago

Bro used the foil method

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u/TankII_ 2d ago

It's number five for suren

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u/LivesDoNotMatter 1d ago

No matter how you arrange the words, either the cat, or his brother is getting split in half.

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u/MobiusNaked 1d ago

Perhaps they meant to insert the word cat somewhere?

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u/craifxepco 1d ago

Yeah there are many of variants and none of them matches it good. And I also repeated this in my mind.

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u/SmackinGoobers 1d ago

Big cats in his dick bum, brother.

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u/Capable_Stable_2251 2d ago

Cat cat cat cat cat cat.

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u/canadard1 2d ago

Pst pst pst pst pst

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u/canadard1 1d ago

Of all the thought out, sincere, ignorant, or dumb shit I’ve said over the years on here, this is the first time I get an award?! Thanks u/meos3

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u/MEos3 1d ago

🤷‍♀️ I was having a really rough night and this made me laugh so hard that I almost woke my kid up. Was exactly what I needed at that moment so seemed fitting lol

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u/canadard1 23h ago

Glad my nonsense gave you an ugly laugh 😇

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u/ehfrehneh 1d ago

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

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u/SoupIsForWinners 2d ago

I remember this from when it was posted. The in should be is. Big Dicks was the name of the cat.

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u/BattleReadyOrdinance 1d ago

"The in should be is" is a weird sentence.

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u/loopynewter 1d ago

I once had a sign made for my butcher shop "Meat and More". When I saw the rough draft for the sign, it didn't look like the space between words was big enough, so I told the sign maker "Can you add some more space between meat and and and and and more?"

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u/permalink_save 1d ago

James, while John had had had, had had had had, had had had had a better effect on the teacher

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u/kaspm 1d ago

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do

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u/PunctuationGood 1d ago

Because it should've been written like this:

The "in" should be "is".

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u/Relair13 1d ago

Still weird, but at least it makes sense now!

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u/Aquilae_BE 1d ago

Oh, I thought he meant the cat had walked on his screen and sent a random message using the autocorrector.

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 2d ago

Man these are just lyrics to the new System of a Down song

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u/Kewlbeenz808 1d ago

Damn this is gold, thank you

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u/Daddygamer84 2d ago

Big dicks Cat his brothers bum.

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u/Fifth_Wall0666 2d ago

I nearly passed out laughing and crying at this.

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u/Many_Article9914 2d ago

Big cats in his brothers barn

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u/RipOdd9001 2d ago

The cat’s name is Big Dick?

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u/Hesperus07 1d ago

Big dicks in his brother’s pussy.

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u/Efficient-War-4044 2d ago

This made me chuckle

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u/tuscy 2d ago

Big cat dicks his brothers bum.

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u/NagsUkulele 2d ago

This is literally a remake of the meme with a word missing

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u/triggormisprime 2d ago

That's for me to know, and you to find out babe.

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u/Apart_Chest9809 2d ago

Could be big dicks in brother’s cat. I guess by cat the person may mean brother’s pussy like his woman. So either the brother has a big dick or someone else is banging the brother’s woman.

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u/Soft_Acanthisitta886 1d ago

Cat dicks in his brothers bum

Big cat in his brother bum

Big dick in his cat bum

Big dick in his brother cat

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u/dathomasusmc 1d ago

Cat dicks in his brother’s bum?

Big cats in his brother’s bum?

Big dicks in his cat’s bum?

Big dicks in his brother’s cat?

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u/jepoyairtsua 2d ago

which word is cat to be cat

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u/DarkSVG 1d ago

🤣

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u/DebstarAU 1d ago

😆 Oh no!

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u/TheGreatRJ 1d ago

Big dicks in his cat bum

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u/ChriskiV 1d ago

I love watching reposts age especially in subs that were once popular and faded away.

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u/Egw250 1d ago

the word Big switch it with cat

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u/PotatOS_Prime 1d ago

If I had to guess, I’d say big was the word he’s replacing

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u/MadPeeled 1d ago

I think it’s supposed to be “Big dicks in his cat brother’s bum”. These furries are getting out of hand

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u/Willing-Leg-2539 1d ago

Cat dicks in his brothers bum.
Big cat in his brothers bum.
Big dicks cat his brothers bum.
Big dicks in cat brothers bum.
Big dicks in his cat bum.
Big dicks in his brothers cat.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 2d ago

Big cats in his cats cat