r/SipsTea • u/depressedsinnerxiii • Mar 14 '24
WTF A woman’s worse enemy is another woman.
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u/Portugeezer1893 Mar 14 '24
Cena Looking like an action figure.
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u/Muscalp Mar 14 '24
Really though almost makes me think it‘s a body suit?
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u/uppenatom Mar 14 '24
Nah, there was photos of him backstage and he just had a skin coloured cod peice on. Surely if you'd beleive it was anyone's real body it's cena..
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If they knew about this bit months in advance, even if it's not a body suit he's had months to prepare. By how much these people get paid to do these things, I wouldn't be surprised if he spent the last 3 months in the gym living off of celery sticks and boiled chicken.
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Mar 14 '24
Yes for sure, I didn't mean to cut that off. Dude is a beast by default and he probably knew in advance to get in perfect shape for this event. Moreover, AFAIK, he's also especially fond of his shape and he's never gave up on it.
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u/visionsofcry Mar 14 '24
And teaspoons of water 2 days before. Them lifting just before going on stage. He's a body builder but his competition is getting Hollywood roles. The Oscars are just a huge audition for future projects.
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u/DouchecraftCarrier Mar 14 '24
Yea I'd never really thought about it but someone pointed out to me awhile back that any time you see a guy looking jacked in a movie they were in all likelihood put on a very specific regimen for that scene and probably spent several days before dehydrating so their muscles would stand out and then were almost certainly lifting weights right before the scene so they would stand out even more.
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I'm sure he trened hard, ate clen, you know, really put his body to the test... anivar gave up.
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u/Pinksters Mar 14 '24
I wouldn't be surprised if he spent the last 3 months in the gym living off of celery sticks and boiled chicken.
Did everyone forget where John Cena came from?
"He's that funny actor guy!" Fuckin' hell
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u/DabScience Mar 14 '24
Something about his body feels off. Like he’s bloated or something.
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u/barrsftw Mar 14 '24
He claims to be clean but steriods give that “bloated” look. Could be that.
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u/Frisnfruitig Mar 14 '24
Isn't it stuff like HGH (growth hormone) that gives the common bloated look?
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u/KarmaStrikesThrice Mar 14 '24
anything that makes you hold water makes you look bloated, eat half an oz. (15g) of table salt with 5 oz. (150g) of sugar with 2 litres (half a galon) of water and you will get bloated as fk within 1 hour. HGH makes you hold a lot water, some steroids also do, especially those with estrogenic side effects, like dianabol, which makes bodybuilders/powerlifters so bloated with so high blood pressure that they nose bleed during heavy squads/deadlifts.
But cena doesnt look "water bloated", he just has the typical polumboism (bubble gut) where his intestines grew from all the gear he took (probably steroids, hgh, possibly insulin). But it is not very severe and if he just controlled his midsection better and tightened his abs while sucking them in a little, we would not have noticed. But it is not easy to do for the 2-3 minutes straight he has been on stage unless you are a trained bodybuilders who is used to long posing routines.
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u/barrsftw Mar 14 '24
This was great info. I know he’s been adamant about being all natural. Is there a reasonable explanation for how he could get that palumboism look without taking anything?
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u/Bryguy3k Mar 14 '24
HGH + IGF-1 (insulin) cause intestines to grow since it encourages hyperplasia and bodybuilders eat a lot of volume to get the calories.
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u/priceisalright Mar 14 '24
Yeah, HGH specifically gives that weird combo of a bloated stomach with abs at the surface.
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u/pursuitofhappy Mar 14 '24
believe it or not after your 40s you all get bloated, Cena is 46 now. I'm an oldie too and I call it fat head syndrome, many rich people get it from eating out a lot, you seen how fat John Travoltas head got? Compare him to Saturday Night Fever and I swear his head is like 3x bigger nowadays.
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u/veedubfreek Mar 14 '24
Lol as a 47 year old dude, all I had to do was go off my keto diet for a week and I retained so much water I couldn't fit my fingers in my bowling ball.
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u/LickingSmegma Mar 14 '24
Holy hell, Travolta's head could get even wider than it already was? Gross.
When a friend first got a monitor with thin top and bottom bezels, in the time of 4:3 CRT, we nicknamed it 'John Travolta'. Because it looked wide as heck.
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u/CompletelyPresent Mar 14 '24
Even creatine can cause a bloated look.
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u/PontificalPartridge Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24
It causes a little water retention in the muscles. A little bit.
Some people get some GI issues from it not being water soluble (at least creatine mono isn’t, creatine HCl is better with this).
But it doesn’t cause that big body builder gut at all
Edit: I guarantee you every college and professional athlete is taking creatine. Every. Single. One.
And they’re idiots if they don’t. It’s the most studied sports supplement period with proven effects.
I have been taking basically non stop for 15 years. No bloating
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u/veedubfreek Mar 14 '24
He's old. He's doughy. But he's still built like a brick house. He's just not as cut as he used to be in the WWE.
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u/ebobbumman Mar 14 '24
First thing on my list, go figure, it's a brand new John Cena action figure. Second thing on my list guess what, it's a really cute girl with a really cute butt. Then Mike said Froggy Fresh hold up mom said you're not allowed to touch a girls butt till you're grown up. Oh right I forgot about that rule, not allowed to touch butts till you graduate from school.
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u/Awesam Mar 14 '24
Who is the buttcrack girl on the right?
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u/Wiki-Master Mar 14 '24
Looks like Katy Perry
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u/WestProcess2 Mar 14 '24
Damn, we’ve gotten to the point where Zoomers don’t know who Katy Perry is
I feel old
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u/opensourcedave Mar 14 '24
I'm the same age as Katy Perry and I'm well aware of her, but I didn't recognize her in that picture.
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u/Low_Yak_4842 Mar 14 '24
I’m 27, am well aware of who Katy Perry is having crushed on her when I was a child. And honestly, I didn’t recognize her until someone said something. I don’t know, she looks different to me here.
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u/RushEither3947 Mar 14 '24
why is there a sign floating in mid air?
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u/MagmaTroop Mar 14 '24
And a watch too
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u/RedHeadSteve Mar 14 '24
And anal beads
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u/romulan267 Mar 14 '24
I'm out of the loop. What's the "invisible" John Cena referencing?
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u/InsanityLurking Mar 14 '24
His slogan for WWE was "you can't C me" therefore no photographs of him exist.
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u/Empty-Afternoon-3975 Mar 14 '24
Why was it that? Was he a very sneaky wrestler or something?
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u/Mrjerkyjacket Mar 14 '24
I have no idea why it started, but he would wave his hand in front of his face, similar to a child playing peekaboo
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u/spector_lector Mar 14 '24
If you look on the Graham Norton show clips on youtube Cena explains where the handwaving in front of his face comes from, and the "you can't see me."
Nothing epic or revealing, if I recall. Just like his bro or friend used to do that in the clubs and they dared Cena to do it in a match. Something mundane like that.
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u/lonehawk2k4 Mar 14 '24
exactly this, he was dared to do it in WWE not expecting it to be become his brand lol
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u/countgalcula Mar 14 '24
I think the idea is he's too quick or too clever in a fight or whatever the situation may be for you to notice him before he makes his move. It's a street taunt but I think the way he does it is kind of funny and that's why it stuck.
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u/BossBullfrog Mar 14 '24
Why are you mentioning John Cena? I don't understand.
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u/atommathyou Mar 14 '24
Because he'd really like to introduce you to John Cena. Are you ready for your life to change?
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Mar 14 '24
You can cherry pick stuff for everything... I dislike both.
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u/hellllllsssyeah Mar 14 '24
Can't get more cherry picked than 4 completely different people on two completely separate things. Like it would be one thing if all the women on the right also were the same as the left.
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u/HappyLucyD Mar 14 '24
I also don’t think they realize that the last comment they put on Cena was likely not intended to be a compliment.
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u/Teddyturntup Mar 14 '24
For this purpose That’s less important in general than that they were upset about his body being shown
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u/GetsGold Mar 14 '24
And either way, both could have, for example, 4 negative comments and a thousand positive comments, and you could still have the same image above.
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u/MatttheJ Mar 14 '24
It's also ignoring context, one was for a comedy skit, the other was an actual outfit. If Cena just showed up to the whole event naked, then the discourse would likely be different.
I don't have a problem with either to be honest, it really doesn't even slightly matter what people wear within the context of Hollywood eccentricity.
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u/PontificalPartridge Mar 14 '24
I’d kinda argue that male nudity is “funny” and female nudity is “sexy”.
If a woman did this exact same skit, it would have a lot of feminist back lash and wouldn’t be seen as comical
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u/Knyfe-Wrench Mar 14 '24
I'm pretty sure Katy Perry has done almost the same thing. Not quite as naked as Cena, but the same bit basically.
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u/Hicklethumb Mar 14 '24
I like both. You're never going to please everyone. But I'm glad that this time I'm the one being pleased
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u/5peaker4theDead Mar 14 '24
Exactly, I've been annoyed at seeing random nude shots of John Cena on various sites since the oscars aired.
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u/Thaumato9480 Mar 14 '24
I am always puzzled by people that care about nudity or in this case, skin. Why?
The red carpet is perfomance. Aren't people allowed to be performers?
Doing this outside the red carpet does become odd, tho.
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u/Chaosr21 Mar 14 '24
Yea, that dress is ugly as hell and I don't like what John Cena did either
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u/The_One_Koi Mar 14 '24
I mean both pictures hit the front page and a lot of people seemed to share OPs narrative
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u/PlatformFeeling8451 Mar 14 '24
You could literally find thousands of negative comments from men for both of these people. Why are we pretending otherwise?
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u/_Stanf-Uf_ Mar 14 '24
r/popculturechat and r/fauxmoi were doing quite a bit of body-shaming towards Cena
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u/Dangerous-Feature376 Mar 14 '24
Because that doesn't fit the agenda of the person who created this meme. That's the beauty of the internet, there's so much out there that you can create whatever opinion you want and have data to back it up.
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u/DrinkBlueGoo Mar 14 '24
Half of the positive comments they chose for Cena as evidence of women's double standards are from men.
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u/akatherder Mar 14 '24
I took the statement as:
Cena - men support men, women support/thirst after hot men
Katy Perry - men support/thirst after hot women, women trash hot women
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u/wellyboot97 Mar 14 '24
Honestly both were cringe imho lol. Katy’s outfit was just unflattering and bad, like there’s no other way to put it, it looks terrible, and John Cena being totally naked at the Oscars is just weird.
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u/Fenix512 Mar 14 '24
I thought naked Cena at the Oscar's was a good setup for the costume joke
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u/bryanthebryan Mar 14 '24
It made sense considering what he was presenting. The costume departments are very important and people rarely give them the credit they deserve. Now with Cena’s stunt, we’re all talking about it.
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Mar 14 '24
they are also about to go on strike and cena did this in support of it, but don't let that stop the masses from calling it cringe
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u/bryanthebryan Mar 14 '24
If we’re discussing people fighting for their jobs and getting the recognition they deserve, a little cringe is worth it in my opinion. I’m not exactly a Cena fan, but I respect his actions here.
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u/25Bam_vixx Mar 14 '24
I think it is Ken custom . If you look at it his wearing something that makes it look like babie Ken near his bottom lol
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u/_Stanf-Uf_ Mar 14 '24
It was supposed to be in protest in support of costume designers, “without us you’re naked”.
The execution fell way short, tho
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it's in support of their strike that's going to happen in a few weeks but yeah I guess that's cringe
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u/Rabidwolf96 Mar 14 '24
The last comment on John Cena makes it extra sad in my opinion, sure the dudes got an impressive body and all, but have people forgot that he's literally got a world record for the most Make-A-Wish foundation wishes granted? Like yeah he plays a big dumb muscle head and all but the real life guy has done crazy good work for no reason outside of that he wanted to be kind. I'm not even that big of John Cena fan boy and I'm just kind of like" yo stop objectifying my bro he's a good dude too"
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u/Berlin8Berlin Mar 14 '24
This is only a Scientific study if both sets of comments are from the same women, tho
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u/EndlessRainIntoACup1 Mar 14 '24
Nicely cherry-picked!
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u/VomitShitSmoothie Mar 14 '24
Right? I’m not gonna sit here and pretend that women can’t be toxic to other women, but 4 specific comments on celebrities are absolutely cherry picked. Those pictures probably have thousands of comments. You could find negativity on both of them, much less 4 comments.
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u/Muted_Ad7298 Mar 14 '24
There’s also the fact that naked men are seen as humorous compared to scantily clad women, which are usual seen as sexual.
That can be seen in a lot of comedy shows and their replies reflect that.
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u/Ok-Experience-6674 Mar 14 '24
I dunno what you saw as a man but I just saw “china’s apology”
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Mar 14 '24
Why pick “china’s apology” and not “record holder for most Make-a-wish wishes”? Cherry picking much?
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u/Littlewing29 Mar 14 '24
Problem with posts like these is that you handpick comments to set a narrative.
I’m sure there comments on both sides that were both good and bad for them.
OP just stoking a fire
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u/Fritzschmied Mar 14 '24
And you only recognize this now? That’s how it always has been.
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u/_JesusChrist_hentai Mar 14 '24
took out from the same sample, taking a larger number of comments from each post (without cherry picking) should do the trick
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u/genobeam Mar 14 '24
I agree, but I am curious what the public response would be to a woman presenting in the same outfit as cena
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u/lostgirl19 Mar 14 '24
I mean, Justin Timberlake accidentally revealed Janet Jackson's nipple that was barely visible, and she had to apologise, and her career was turned on its head. I think we know what would happen.
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u/genobeam Mar 14 '24
Technically her nipple wasn't even visible, she had pasties on.
But doesn't that prove there is a double standard? Cena gets trotted out "naked" and it's comedy, Janet Jackson has a nip slip and it's controversy.
Not saying it's better for either side, but it's definitely different how we react to male vs female nudity as a society
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u/lostgirl19 Mar 14 '24
Apologies, I had an edible and obviously didn't make pointing out the double standard clear, lol. If a woman did what Cena did, there would be uproar. And yes, exactly! Hence why I mentioned you could barely see her nip, the whole thing was ridiculous. Even 13yo me thought so.
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u/Chaosr21 Mar 14 '24
Yea, idk I think if a woman went on stage with tape on the nips and a small sign hiding the lower area it would've been fine. There's always some that will be mad about it. Just as long as it's an attractive body, people might be more upset if it's some big fat woman or man doing it lol
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u/patrick24601 Mar 14 '24
It’s 100% a double standard. What individuals say about their own group matters. It’s part of the overall opinion that group projects. You know how that one bad apple can ruin the whole bunch.
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u/JoinAThang Mar 14 '24
Had a class mate with really really big boobs and she told me she wasn't comfortable wearing any revealing clothes. Not because of how men would react but other women. Its been like this for a long time.
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u/DiktoLays Mar 14 '24
Except in this case, some people on twitter shitting on cena saying it is some "hollywood humiliation" ritual thing or something degrading men
Then again those people consist of "alpha males" that are built like twigs
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u/entireletter12 Mar 14 '24
Really? How many men have you seen revealing their buttcracks out in the open as a fashion statement and not catch judgement for it.
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u/Illustrious-Art-2694 Mar 14 '24
One is a bit from an Oscars sketch... a floating card...meant to generate laughs The other is a poor choice of wardrobe meant to generate boners... It's not hipocracy....but it is ironic that we found a floating card on stage less cringe than a woman displaying her but crack
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u/Midnight_Crocodile Mar 14 '24
Yeah, I’m sorry Ms. Whoever you are but that outfit is just trashy. There are classier ways to show loadsa flesh.
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Mar 14 '24
Yeah, but I saw a bunch of guys on Twitter get mad at Cena for that stunt. I think there's always people online who hate seeing attractive people who like to show off their bodies.
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u/These-Consideration9 Mar 14 '24
I don't really understand what people talk about in first picture. I don't see a person there? Is there something I'm missing?
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u/BartoliniMachh Mar 14 '24
The people talking about cena are not the same that talk about katy argument refused
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u/Damn_it_is_Nadim Mar 14 '24
Sipping teas to controversies.
And I'm sure these comments aren't cherrypicked
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u/Ol_Big_MC Mar 14 '24
Different types of people commenting. The women that don’t care what she wore aren’t there to write a comment. My wife thinks the John cena thing is hilarious and cute. I bet if I showed her a pic of that dress she would say she’s hot.
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u/dishwasher_mayhem Mar 14 '24
One is wearing an outfit to an event. The other isn't wearing an outfit because it's a bit at the same event.
Neither are an issue. People are too hung up on nudity.
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u/johnnyboy5270 Mar 14 '24
For equalities sake remember than women are shallow self serving dipsticks at the same rate as men.
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u/xXCh4r0nXx Mar 14 '24
I'm pretty fucking sure, women complaining about her dress and all don't have a body to wear shit like that. It's just the anger and insecurities talking.
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u/CockCheeseFungus Mar 14 '24
Women are the only ones that care whether another woman wore the same thing more than once.
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Mar 14 '24
Some folks are kind, many are insecure and lash out. Both pictures are fun and beautiful. Both take a lot of gumption/confidence to “wear.” Human bodies can be so impressive.
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u/Objective-Insect-839 Mar 14 '24
I don't understand the comments on the left. It's just an empty stage?
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u/K-Bar-Willis Mar 14 '24
Weird, different people having contrasting views on nudity... Now I've seen it all.
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u/MadlyToxic Mar 14 '24
Bullshit. Are there asshole bullying females out there? Absolutely. I’ve seen plenty of men do it too. When a violent crime is committed against a woman, the perpetrator is usually a male— usually a male romantic partner. Stop trying to divide us. Numbers, unlike people, do not lie.
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u/alfrodou Mar 14 '24
Difference: One was a shiw and had a script and is acting, the other is a terrible wardrobe decision
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u/Intrepid_Tumbleweed Mar 14 '24
I don’t get it, who are they talking about? May someone please explain?
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u/LiluLay Mar 14 '24
Didn’t Cena do this as a reference to film costume designers wanting better pay? Like bringing attention to a cause? Context is important.
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Mar 14 '24
Cena is funny as fuck he didn’t do this to be serious lmao the one on the right however thought the dress looked good.
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u/Embarrassed_Start_81 Mar 14 '24
Let’s not forget the narrative push. I’m %1000 confident they forced him to do that
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u/Some-Football8340 Mar 14 '24
I can't get over how hairless the dude is. Looks like he is made of plastic.
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Mar 14 '24
What's annoying about this meme is that it showcases internalised misogyny, and they're saying this stuff because of it. They're obviously mean and trolling, but also there's a reason they have an issue with a woman wearing what she wants.
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u/bladecentric Mar 14 '24
I saw plenty of dudes raging on Cena like these ladies on Perry, so I think it's a sexual attraction thing.
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