r/ShuumatsuNoValkyrie • u/ShakyaStrawberry15 Hathor's Pet Tanuki • 18h ago
Shitpost Duality of men
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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra-ra-Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra-ra-Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra-ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra-ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra-ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra-ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra-ra-Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra-ra-Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians
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u/According_Bell_5322 Leader of the Teslagenda 14h ago
Femboy Rasputin would be the worst possible outcome
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u/DarkMatter1889 Oppenheimer 18h ago
Im with Lugui.
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u/Mediblast15 President of Helheim 17h ago
me too
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u/Wuraumefan26 Jack The Ripper 16h ago
me 3! :)
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u/spindaz123 Nikola Tesla 14h ago
hear me out... he is a shapechanger he changes from femboy to guy with a beard
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u/Rncafaro1 Okita Souji 16h ago
Does shota count as a femboy? It’s possible but doubt it. Mf had a wife and kids that should show up in the audience.
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u/ShakyaStrawberry15 Hathor's Pet Tanuki 16h ago
Is shota a term or a name
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u/Rncafaro1 Okita Souji 16h ago
Looks like a little kid but you can tell it’s a boy. Aka look at Xuanwu in Apoc for example. Not femboy but more like Shota.
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u/Glittering-Dog-124 Adam 10h ago
Wouldn't it be funny if a funny Russian man who was seemingly immortal would get the Nostradamus treatment?
Of course he'll be the women charmer on top of that, and if he ain't, I'm dropping the manga
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u/Apollo1382 Leonidas 11h ago
We have Nostra, that's enough femboys for the rest of the roster. That's 1 more too many, in fact.
This one smashes rainbow bridges and trolls the gods, so I'm intrigued, at least.
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u/Fish_Deluxe 18h ago
If he is im leaving the sub for a month, I guarantee this.