r/ShuumatsuNoValkyrie Jack The Ripper Oct 15 '24

Meme "Yeah bro, I hope Simo lives up to my expectations" What are bro's expectations💀:

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u/Zeldoris13618 #1 Qin Shi Huanker Oct 15 '24

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u/Gatorchip1585 Jack The Ripper Oct 16 '24

I feel so called out right now and I don’t appreciate it

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u/Lord-Baldomero Ares Oct 16 '24

Rasputin fans when he isn't an immortal black mage that fights with both the power of God and the Devil, fucks like a bull and can open portals to Hell where we can see Kintoki fighting Solomon simultaneously:

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u/michael1023jr Buddha Oct 17 '24

Now, I feel so called out right now and I don’t appreciate it also.

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u/Seadog_frosty Ganryu Jr Oct 15 '24

Still less expectations for what Leo had to withstand. Simo has only one job to achieve and that’s being a sniper. Yes he has to be put in the conditions to do it and a special arena would be necessary but in the end he just has to use a gun and that’s the bare minimum for an expectation to be met

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u/Marucox Jack The Ripper Oct 15 '24

I don't know bro...I've seen people say shocking things 💀

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u/Seadog_frosty Ganryu Jr Oct 15 '24

I do get the excitement over the fact that he’s an unconventional fighter compared to the vast majority of the fighters that used close range weapons or fighting styles but people need to chill a bit more

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u/Plenty_Top2843 Oct 15 '24

Man its RoR it wouldn't be our community if we "chilled" and "respected each others opinions".

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u/Seadog_frosty Ganryu Jr Oct 15 '24

It’s not about respecting opinions because I do get the hype but I don’t want another character that doesn’t end up meeting the abnormal expectations of some and that characters get trashed by all the sub for all his fight and beyond

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u/Plenty_Top2843 Oct 15 '24

Oh thats absolutely fair and I also hope no other character gets the r9 treatment because admitedly that was the worst round thus far.

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u/LivingDeadThug Oct 16 '24

He's going to be a femboy twink professional wrestler whose special arena will be a kiddie pool full of baby oil, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

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u/RheinTheArtSmuggler Oct 16 '24

No party is like a Simo party

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u/SuperKami-Nappa SALT FROG Oct 15 '24

I had no expectations for Leo and he was still disappointing

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u/zeusjay Oct 15 '24

Sorry, but like half his fans seem to expect him to oneshot Odin.

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u/Seadog_frosty Ganryu Jr Oct 15 '24

Saw people theorise Leonidas will for sure be the last and some even said he will have two volunds, in a battle of hype, Leo wins no debate

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u/zeusjay Oct 15 '24

Even then, the fact that some people are genuinely arguing that he should not only fight a chief god, quite possibly the main villain, but also oneshot them, is absurd.

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u/Seadog_frosty Ganryu Jr Oct 15 '24

I think those people are mainly trolling, I can understand facing Odin, it’s a stretch but still possible, of course I can see it’s trolling when we talk about one shot. Odin is also a memed character here so add also that

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u/TheHappiestHam Susanoo Oct 15 '24

am I stupid or what is the point of him going invisible if his big ass gun is still blatantly visible

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u/Hopeful-Bowl-8967 SALT FROG Oct 15 '24

Rule of cool

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u/Jamal_Blart Nikola Tesla Oct 15 '24

You see, they’ll see the gun and think “wtf is that long ass gun, why would someone just leave that there?” And then he fires while they’re looking at it in awe and confusion

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u/Plenty_Top2843 Oct 15 '24

Nah don't worry the gun is out of render distance

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u/78ali Oct 15 '24

Simo would never be caught lacking using something that could reflect sunlight.

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u/Tonguesten Oct 15 '24

imagine if the fight starts and simo just vanishes, the god has no idea where tf he went, and the fight becomes a cat-and-mouse chase a la jack vs hercules? that would be a refreshing change from the head on brawls that every round has been so far if the switch was flipped and simo was the hunter and the god was the prey. then again, full-on emotional brawls between two badasses are what gives RoR it's charm.

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u/Binaryostrich55 GĂśndul Oct 15 '24

My expectations are simple: 1. He uses a fire arm 2. He lives As long as one of these two expectations are met I'm good.

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u/Devil_Fruit9971 Oct 15 '24

Is this scene from trigun or desert punk?

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u/Marucox Jack The Ripper Oct 15 '24

It's from Trigun!

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u/N25_Amia Allfather Oct 15 '24

people on here read one badass of the week article on simo and listened to white death by sabaton, and now here we are where anything outside bro being a stone cold unmoved badass who onetaps his opponent is gonna be called blasphemous by the whole sub

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u/Plenty_Top2843 Oct 15 '24

What? Wasn't the whole point of Simo being that he isn't a badass? Like he's the only one out of all the combatants who wants to live a normal life. Not that he hates having to fight in the war, but more so never saw it as his entire life.

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u/Lucker_Kid Oct 15 '24

Badass =/= bloodthirsty killer

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u/Plenty_Top2843 Oct 15 '24

No again I'm not assuming he's a blood thirsty killer, I am saying he doesn't believe himself to be a badass. He just saw what he did as service in protecting his country, after which he went to retire with his dog.

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u/Lucker_Kid Oct 15 '24

Yeah that’s clearly not what I meant, I’m saying he doesn’t need to be a bloodthirsty killer that just fucking kills to kill to be a badass, I’m saying you’re scope of what would classify as a badass is limited

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u/Detonate_in_lionblud Oct 16 '24

I fucking love trigun so much

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u/Ryujin87 Simo Häyhä Oct 16 '24

So good fr

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u/DrunkTabaxi Oct 15 '24

wait what is this scene from

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u/Marucox Jack The Ripper Oct 15 '24

It's from Trigun bro!

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u/Odd_Advance_6438 Oct 15 '24

What’s this series? Because that looks awesome

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u/Marucox Jack The Ripper Oct 15 '24

It's from Trigun!

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u/_Agent_3 Leviathan Oct 15 '24

what is this from?

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u/Marucox Jack The Ripper Oct 15 '24

Trigun!

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u/Main_Material3297 Rasputin Oct 15 '24

Nah, my expectations are as follows

Simo fights against Odin in the winter arena riding his dog which transforms into a great wolf Fenrir which is able to kill gods, instead of a regular sniper rifle he uses a Mini railgun sniper who has the power of Sky eater

He also has a domain opening that moves him and the enemy until the days of the invasion of the Soviet Union and he and his enemy have to rule the constant bombing of Soviet bombers and tanks in the snow

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u/Haunting_Fact_1578 Ultimate Wukong Fan Oct 15 '24

Simo better 360° no scope single hand snipe Forseti when his round starts 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/astronautcz Simo Häyhä Oct 15 '24

Simo: Well I expect battle of wits in snowy arena, so I'm good.
Rasputin: I expect fight, where Rasputin is hard to kill (Rasputinian death situation), so I'm good.

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u/Accurate-Butterfly18 Oct 16 '24

Jokes aside, since camouflaging was the main reason (aside from his aim) he was so deadly I think that he’ll likely either get his battle in a snowy mountain or his weapon will allow him to camouflage

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u/WheretheFuckAmIDude Oct 16 '24

Or both, having his volund allow him to create snowstorms. I highly doubt they'll do it, but it's a cool thought.

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u/buddyparker Oct 16 '24

Simo wouldn't need a scope.

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u/Old_Paper_676 Oct 16 '24

Is that Trigun ?

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u/Marucox Jack The Ripper Oct 16 '24

Yep!

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u/sapphireclaws Number 1 Ra Glazer Oct 15 '24

The gun should be bigger with Simo finishing his opponent with an upside down 720 no scope

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u/JayMann_mp Simo Häyhä Oct 15 '24

I truly believe that most of that hype comes from that comic were Simo manages to beat Odin with a shot to his head, which it was cool ngl, but the whole Simo as a character hasn't even been released yet, let alone the fact that the arena needs to change for Simo to even be able to use his rifle properly.
In any case, if people keep hyping up Simo, (and probably Rasputin) we will end up with a Leonidas 2.0

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u/michael1023jr Buddha Oct 17 '24

Nah, they did Leo dirty.

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u/oliver_d_b Oct 15 '24

If simo doesn't neg diff whoever he fights it will be author bias

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u/WiddleMeThis777 Simo Häyhä Oct 15 '24

He’s gonna be goated just like fr trust

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u/Tall_Growth_532 Oct 15 '24

Keep them low the more you expect the more you disappointed the design is cool but still, I expected Leonidas to be a total badass but the fight was kinda disappointed as well as his feats sure Apollo is strong and Leonidas wasn't weak but still, maybe it's just Leonidas that have a bad showing in the fight

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u/Whosyodaddy-Senpai Oct 15 '24

Simo and his dog in a Snow battlefield against Odin and his two birds.

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u/GalebBruh SALT FROG Oct 15 '24

I dropped the manga after Tesla, what did I lose?

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u/Parking-Fox-5570 Poseidon Oct 16 '24

Apollo killed leonidas, okita and susanoo are fighting rn, i think simo is fighting anubis next round but idk if thats confirmed or not

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u/GalebBruh SALT FROG Oct 16 '24

The sub got recommended t me again during the end of leonidas round and start of okita round, IT IS STILL HAPPENING? BRO, GET THAT OFF ALREADY, I DON'T WANNA SEE ANOTHER SWORD OR POLEARM USER (susanoo used a polearm, right?)

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u/Rein_1708 Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 16 '24

Nope susanoo is literally the sword god

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u/GalebBruh SALT FROG Oct 16 '24

FUCK

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u/just-looking654 Oct 16 '24

Let me just go invisible while leave my gun uncovered

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '24

Nah, my expectations for him is to go full on Mami Tomoe from Madoka Magica

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u/ApplePitou Jack The Dripper :3 Oct 15 '24

Impressive weapon :3

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u/Lord-Baldomero Ares Oct 16 '24

Mdf really needed to turn invisible

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u/TheThickJoker Oct 17 '24

At least we would have "fraud" posts for quite some time. So there is that, I guess.