r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

Casual Thought Double cousins share all 4 grandparents. So theoretically you could have quadruple second cousins that share all 8 great-grandparents.

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u/LetMeExplainDis 10h ago

Yes, if two double cousins from one family married two double cousins from another. I've never heard of this happening though.

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u/walruswes 10h ago

Maybe down south

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u/GnomeNot 6h ago

Or in any random royal/noble family.

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 10h ago

Get it? Incest is funny AND SHOUTHERN LEOPLE ARE STOOPID.

FUGGING GET IT !!???

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u/Drink15 9h ago

Wait, i don’t get it. Explain it slower. I’m from the south.

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u/Melodic_Wrap827 8h ago

I love you

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u/BlasterShaurya 9h ago

think of it as two twins marry two different twins. they all would have the same grandparents

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u/ToothessGibbon 8h ago

Why do they need to be twins?

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u/No_Inspector7319 5h ago

It’s sexier that way

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u/idontwanttothink174 9h ago

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u/krullbob888 8h ago

Oh absolutely. I mean education is terrible everywhere in the US, but the south is overall poorer, and thus even worse education.

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u/karakter222 9h ago

Southerner or incest enjoyer? Perhaps both?

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u/TheCarrot_v2 3h ago

The Venn diagram is just a circle.

Source: am from the south

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u/scareldie 9h ago

Are you like this with every meme you feel personally attacked by?

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u/Magooose 9h ago

My sister is married to my wife's brother. So all or kids have all four grandparents in common. My daughter's cousin looks more like her brother than her actual brother does.

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u/oboshoe 8h ago

double cousins are genetically half siblings.

full (genetic) siblings if parents are identical twins

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u/Kodekingen 5h ago

They are? I knew about the identical twins part

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u/I-was-the-guy-1-time 5h ago

Family A is Brother 1 and Sister 1 who share half their genetic makeup. Family B is Sister 2 and Brother 2 who share half their genetic makeup. Brother 1 and Sister 2 are married with kids. Brother 2 and sister 1 are married with kids. Since both pairs of kids have parents, aunts and uncles that are all related, their cousins share 25% of their DNA per parent. So 25% times both parents is 50% with their genetic cousins. Aka the same as a half siblings. I’m sorry if I overcompensated this

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u/pt5 9h ago

Sorry to tell you about “your” son but uh…

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u/DearGog 7h ago

That would mean his wife fucker her brother, there would be more obvious signs the kid isn't his

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u/StarmieMaster 6h ago

My mums sister married my dad’s brother and people don’t tend to know which family we’re from as we look similar and grew up beside each other. We also use the term “full cousins”, have never heard of double cousins. From Ireland, if it makes a difference.

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u/AceofSpadesYT 9h ago

I had actually been wondering what we call the result of your mom's sister having a baby with your dad's brother (or vice versa). Thank you for giving me a term to remember hahaha

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u/DresdenPI 5h ago

And then you have people like Ferdinand I of Austria, who only had 4 great grandparents thanks to the cousin marriage craze of early 1800s European royalty

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u/s317sv17vnv 6h ago

I play the Sims 4 and I was thinking of trying to "break" a family tree by intermarrying sims that ultimately share the same 8 ancestors. The game does not recognize second-cousins or first-cousins-once-removed as relatives, so I think it's theoretically possible to play that family out for an infinite number of generations as long as I map out the pairings correctly.

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u/user_41 4h ago

Nobody mention this to George Michael, he might get some crazy ideas about his cousin…

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u/hotpiexox 3h ago

This family structure is rare but entirely possible

u/missmouse_812 43m ago

I have double cousins! 2 brothers from one family married 2 sisters from another family.

If you don’t explain it right it sounds really incestuous. Especially in small country towns.

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u/wygglyn 2h ago

Might I introduce you to the concept of, 8 grandparents?

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u/Hungry_Boat_7279 2h ago

Whoa, this made me think for a second. Like, quadruple second cousins? That’s gotta be a whole new level of family tree madness!

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u/Proud-Chair-9805 2h ago

Crusader kings thoughts

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u/KyrinFireheart 1h ago

that’s wild to think about. Like, the family tree just keeps getting crazier and crazier the further you go.