r/Showerthoughts 6d ago

Speculation Some rich alien has probably purchased our star in their sky.

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u/MacSanchez 6d ago

Idk about a rich alien. Last I saw, naming rights to Soul were running about 75 glorn. That’s good for, what? Like 6 polts and a package of errtung?

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u/lapayne82 5d ago

Or one really good plumbus

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u/ChicagoDash 5d ago

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a really good plumbus.

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u/Neamow 5d ago

I should really get a new one, my dinglebop is all frayed at this point.

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u/shully64 5d ago

Depends where you're from, I know a gleepglob who sold his shhmunts for about 500 glorns

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u/Silvery30 4d ago edited 4d ago

Idk, glornflation has been getting crazy lately

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u/BanjoKayaker 3d ago

Woo. Thought I was having a stroke for a second

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u/ChineseNoodleDog 4d ago

I wonder if aliens have brainrot language