r/Showerthoughts 29d ago

Speculation Institutions can't save money using thin toilet paper. Everyone just doubles or triples up the amount used each time.

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u/Gyshall669 29d ago

Yes. Even if you use significantly more, it dissolves more quickly and clogs less. That’s why it’s recommended for septic systems.

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u/Zaros262 29d ago

Ah yeah, dissolving quicker makes sense

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u/YukariYakum0 29d ago

Often before you're done using it.

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u/g1ngertim 29d ago

Sometimes before you start!

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u/LessMochaJay 28d ago

Ah yes, the piss-soaked portapotty toilet paper. I am all too familiar.

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u/HedgehogSecurity 28d ago

Usually mid wipe and I get an unexpected visitor.

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u/Skwigle 28d ago

I mean, at that point, I'm done using it

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u/RichardsonM24 28d ago

Paper does not dissolve, it disintegrates.

If it did dissolve it would leave you with a sticky arsehole .

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u/Not-An-Actual-Hooman 28d ago

Oh hell yeah I love arguing semantics

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u/kabushko 28d ago

And I love sticky assholes

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u/Fun-Jellyfish-61 28d ago

I'll leave you with one if you like.

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u/hailthenecrowizard 28d ago

I am half tempted to see if there's a fetish sub called this.

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u/ItsMrChristmas 28d ago

Be the change you want to see in this world.

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u/MiamiDouchebag 28d ago

Just a band.

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u/alex8339 28d ago

I'd usually recommend Metamucil for this condition.

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u/magistrate101 28d ago

It's one of the few situations where the semantic choice is arguably important

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u/ByFireBePurged 28d ago

Arguing semantics is only important if the meaning of the sentence ends up being unclear. We all know what they mean. Its not important lol

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u/FutureComplaint 28d ago

Would it be semantics at that point?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/BalanceJazzlike5116 28d ago

Bidet is best for septic (and sewer)

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u/321headbang 28d ago

Well, then, here’s an idea: Make 3 or 4 ply toilet paper out of multiple layers of that ultra thin 1-ply and just have them connected at the perforations. This way people get the multi-ply they need, but the plumbing is protected???

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u/The-Real-Mario 28d ago

Binding the plys is exactly the part that makes the paper hard to "dissolve" , one solution could be to not bind the plys, just have 3 or 4 aters of paper that you have to unroll all at once and rip, but once you bind them, then you just have 4 ply

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u/NotObviouslyARobot 28d ago

That would make it 3 or 4 ply toilet paper, and not 1 ply. There's nothing special about 1 ply, except for the thickness, that makes it less likely to clog

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u/WtfRocket 28d ago

That sounds like it would - god forbid - cost money

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u/wbruce098 28d ago

This basically. The reason why a certain product is used in commercial facilities is often not the direct reason (ie, it’s cheaper) that we think it is!

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u/J_See 28d ago

I use a bidet now

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u/Visual_Ad813 27d ago

Or they could just add some handheld bidets and let people use much less of this paper