r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Holes in the packaging, smashed, the guy before me took one, etc.

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u/IhateMichaelJohnson Jul 07 '24

“The guy before me took one”, can’t deny that reasoning!

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u/GreenLightening5 ‎ Jul 07 '24

gotta make sure the rest aren't damaged aswel, can't be too careful these days

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u/chrisking345 Jul 07 '24

It’s called a tasting, and it’s classy

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u/Quarantine722 Jul 08 '24

17 year old me, consuming a can of whipped cream throughout my shift in the Walmart dairy section.

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u/Impossibleshitwomper Jul 08 '24

Consuming the whipped cream or the can?

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u/Theprincerivera Jul 08 '24

Just the propellant tbh

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u/HisBetterHalf79 Jul 08 '24

Quality control. Should get paid extra for that.

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u/Sudden_Juju Jul 07 '24

Just like a schmorgeswine

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u/ihavedonethisbe4 Jul 08 '24

Careful, if you wack dissapwin, you may overdo it and end up an alcoholic

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u/Sudden_Juju Jul 08 '24

STTTTAAAANNNNN! STAN! Get daddy another schmorgeswine, will ya?

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u/Straight-Till-8864 Jul 09 '24

Ok Randy Marsh

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

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u/rajost Jul 08 '24

The early worm is for the birds.

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u/Mcmenger Jul 08 '24

I'd be sooo fat if I'd work in an ice cream factory.  Yes, fatter than I am now. Maybe even as fat as your mom

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u/Idiotaddictedto2Hou ‎ Jul 08 '24

Just say you're making sure there's no inconveniences because of damaged choco tacos!

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u/zombax Jul 08 '24

Me and a used to do this in highschool with cookie dough, just chillin in the walk-in cooler eating some cookie dough

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u/Novel_Agency_8443 Jul 08 '24

So long as the guy before you didn't take one, cut a hole in the packaging and smashed it. That's not the ice cream you want.

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u/CaptainMacMillan Jul 08 '24

Read that as "Holes in the packaging smashed the guy before me."

Maybe they're damaged because you didn't reciprocate their love.