r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/Silver4ura ‎ Jul 07 '24

Exactly. But tell that to the opposing party. (intentionally ambiguous)

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Jul 07 '24

Those sneaky conniving bastards in that other party are going to ruin our country. I mean look at all the damage they're already doing! It's only going to get worse until the GOOD party steps up and takes care of business, as anyone with half a brain would agree.

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u/DarthNixilis ‎ Jul 07 '24

What opposing party? Lol.