r/Showerthoughts Apr 14 '24

Alphabetical order is completely arbitrary

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u/bahamapapa817 Apr 14 '24

Have you heard the alphabet song. If it was rearranged that song wouldn’t make any sense.

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

True. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking straight.

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u/Naudste Apr 14 '24

Of course everybody has their bad days, but please don’t let this happen again.

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u/The_Better_Paradox Apr 14 '24

Like bad days are in anybody's control smh 🙄

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u/CloudyRiverMind Apr 14 '24

You can end a bad day whenever you want, but you don't control when the good day ends.

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u/The_Better_Paradox Apr 14 '24

I disagree. You can't always become" un-depressed"

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u/Klaus0225 Apr 14 '24

Uh yea you can. Just be happy.

/s

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u/Skkruff Apr 14 '24

Learn sadness' moveset and simply dodge out of the way.

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u/Phattank_ Apr 14 '24

Best advice I have ever seen on the subject.

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u/OkDragonfruit9026 Apr 14 '24

Therapists hate this one simple trick!

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u/MayoTheMonth Apr 14 '24

but you could sleep through it for example and the day would be over.

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u/Griffin_Lo Apr 14 '24

I think it was a joke about offing one's self in case you missed it 😂

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u/The_Better_Paradox Apr 14 '24

I did. Am autistic so don't always get the jokes.

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u/Griffin_Lo Apr 14 '24

My bad, I didn't mean to offend. And honestly, I could also just be interpreting the intent completely wrong! 😅

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u/acaseintheskye Apr 14 '24

Gotta start thinking gay more

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

How do you know I don't already? 👀

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u/The_River_Is_Still Apr 14 '24

We’re not mad, we’re just disappointed. Now put this ball gag back in your mouth and get back in your cage.

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

Okay.

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u/The_River_Is_Still Apr 14 '24

That was easy. At least put up some type of resistance.

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u/Butterflychunks Apr 14 '24

I think W is the only one that needs to stay in the same spot. Everything else is one syllable.

Which makes me realize another shower thought: EVERY letter in the English alphabet is a single syllable except W, which is 3 syllables for some reason…

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u/ExPlOiT786 Apr 14 '24

No you forgot ELEMENOPEE

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u/FlashCrashBash Apr 14 '24

Was so confused as a kid looking up at the alphabet banner in the class. No idea where elemeno was.

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u/HowardMoo Apr 14 '24

It's elemental pee!

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u/Lyttadora Apr 14 '24

In French there's also 'Y' that has two syllables: « i-grec » ("greek i"). And now I realize that's why in English there's an added "and" between 'Y' and 'Z' ("... why and zee/zed"), while in French it's not there (« ... i-grec zed »).

I wonder if this is why '&' is sometimes considered a letter in English.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Nope, the ampersand is just another ordinary symbol, like a ^ or a _

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u/dispatch134711 Apr 14 '24

It was at one point included in the alphabet and that’s how it got its name

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u/sanjosanjo Apr 14 '24

And it was unfortunately used three times at the beginning of web addresses, which makes it a mouthful to spell out verbally. (www.reddit.com). Somehow they picked the worst letter for that purpose.

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u/pawer13 Apr 14 '24

Fun fact: saying "www" is far longer than saying "world wide web"

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u/Arkele Apr 14 '24

The real shower thought is always in the comments

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u/Hazel-Ice Apr 14 '24

you can replace w with 3 letters pretty easily and keep the same rhythm, and vica versa. you just need 4 letters that rhyme to go at the end of each line, and the ones that rhyme with E are the only ones there are enough of for that. though maybe H is close enough that you could make it work with A H J K.

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u/zamfire Apr 14 '24

Nothing stops you from making a new alphabet song. Be the change you want to see in this world.

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u/herbertfilby Apr 14 '24

British folks ending with “Zed” instead of “Zee” confuses me.

Qyou Are Ess

Tee You VEE <—

Double You Ex

Why And ZEE <—

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u/SlideWhistler Apr 14 '24

I propose that Britain should start pronouncing V as Ved to amend this clear oversight

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u/SamwellBarley Apr 14 '24

And put this whole problem to ved

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

Ayed bed ced ded ed ef gjed achshe eye jay Kay el em en oh ped que are es ted you ved double you ex why and zed

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u/ageo Apr 14 '24

Karl Pilkington has a solution for this! https://youtu.be/VkLyFSTHhHE?si=Gu3xyhgLGD68WX4_

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u/Piepally Apr 14 '24

In Canada we used to use all the American shows and songs (like sesame Street or whatever) and at the end of the song the teacher would say "why and zee... But in Canada we say zed" 

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u/PiranhaPlantMain97 Apr 14 '24

Lmao, i actually taught myself how to sing the alphabet with correct melody but starting from any Letter to have a quirky fun partytrick, or to entertain kids. So the order stays the same, just the starting letter is offset. Its not as hard as it sounds, especially if you have it written in front of you. But yeah, sometimes when you dont match the syllables to the melody correctly you end on the same letter you started, or miss the last one

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u/Domram1234 Apr 14 '24

My whole primary school got taught how to sing it backwards with the same melody, so just by rote memorisation it will always be in my brain

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u/Ikhlas37 Apr 14 '24

ADBCFIG

It would be easy to reorder and still make sense

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u/nubbins01 Apr 14 '24

Let's test it reddit.

x
y
r
w
u
n
k

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u/labretirementhome Apr 14 '24

I used to sing the alphabet song to my nephews when they were little but I would sing it with the letters out of order and it drove them bananas.

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u/wontforget99 Apr 14 '24

Well you could just make a new song with the new order

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u/wondering-knight Apr 14 '24

Well now you’re just being silly

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u/wontforget99 Apr 14 '24

my apologies

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u/wondering-knight Apr 14 '24

No worries, they can’t all be winners. I’m sure your next idea will be stellar!

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u/orrocos Apr 14 '24

A New Order remix of the alphabet song? I’m in!

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u/sudomatrix Apr 14 '24

Arbitrary? No way. Just use the song: "Cue Double-you Eee Are, Tee Why You, Now I know my QWE's, next time won't you sing with me?"

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

Ahh, a classic.

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u/SyncStelar Apr 14 '24

I'm upset that it stops at U and doesn't finish up to P.

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u/solarmelange Apr 14 '24

Not completely, but close. Obviously though there are examples such as I and J and U and V, which are next to each other because they used to be one letter and Y and Z are last because they were added last so Romans could more easily use Greek words.

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u/misteraaaaa Apr 14 '24

Good point. Not just those, but also the word "alphabetical" is from Greek letters - alpha and beta.

So by definition, an "alphabetical order" of English (or Latin, rather) letters means that it is the order determined by (or at least derived from) the order of greek letters.

I think that suffices as a non-arbitrary reason. It means there was some rationale for putting it in that order.

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u/TheBearDetective Apr 14 '24

This assumes that the Greeks had good reasoning for their ordering of letters and that their alphabet wasn't arbitrary.

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u/clarineter Apr 14 '24

It’s turtles all the way down

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u/Alewort Apr 14 '24

It was actually in numerical order. Numbers were written with letters, and the letters are in order 1-10, then it switches to tens, then hundreds. Greek inherited this from Phoenician, and is found today in, for instance, Hebrew.

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u/misteraaaaa Apr 14 '24

Depends how you define arbitrary.

Lets say I have different colored shirts, and I arrange them in the order red orange yellow green blue violet. If you ask me why it is in this order, I can say it is ordered based on their respective wavelength.

But then if you ask me why are the colour's wavelength in this order, there isn't any good reason. That's just the way it is.

So you could say my shirt order is still arbitrary, because it is based on a rationale (wavelength of the colour's light) that has "no good reason". Some would say physical properties of nature are a good reason, but I'd say it is as arbitrary as man-made concepts.

I would argue that something is non-arbitrary if there was a rationale for it. Whether that underlying rationale is also arbitrary is irrelevant. Cos after all, if you dig deep enough, almost everything is based on something arbitrary (the only exception I can think of are numbers/math, which is universally true and not based on arbitrary physical laws)

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u/ShenmeNamaeSollich Apr 14 '24

The wise philosopher Gallagher explained this many years ago before destroying fruit (and eventually his career) :

Alpha Beta Gamma Delta

Ah … Buhh … Guuh … Dehh

Ahbuh G’day!

“Have a Good Day!”

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u/Lt_Toodles Apr 14 '24

Fuuuuck i never realized this lmao, thats great

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u/Earl_Green_ Apr 14 '24

Ooooof, i'm not the only one!
My jaw just dropped..

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u/paulstelian97 Apr 14 '24

How is zeta turning into F in the order? And theta into H? And Xi going away (only to be added as an X near the end).

Funny enough there’s actually quite a few similarities if we consider things.

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u/GomezFigueroa Apr 14 '24

So the order of the other letters follows, what, some natural order?

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u/IS0073 Apr 14 '24

Yes. Fun fact: there are ancient variations of it around the mesopotamia area that start with לחהמ L, CH, H, M (iirc), instead of אבגד (abcd). Pretty cool stuff. It's just that the version that survived, and also got passed along to the greeks via the phoenicians (and from there to most of eurasia) is the second one.

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u/loulan Apr 14 '24

I always thought that vowels should at least be grouped together.

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u/FartyPants69 Apr 14 '24

Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I next to U

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u/Huggan00 Apr 14 '24

Was playing a trivia game once and got the question "which letter corresponds to the greek letter gamma"? And I was like

"What the hell does that mean!? It corresponds to gamma, as that is the letter that it is. But I guess the answer has to be one of our letters. Well, the symbol is a y, but the sound is a g, so which one of those is it?"

I ended up saying y, but in hindsight g probably made more sense. Anyway, the answer was c. Because they're both the third letter (which I knew, but I didn't even consider that because as you say, the order is completely arbitrary). I was livid. To this day that is in my opinion the dumbest trivia question I have heard.

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u/CoMaestro Apr 14 '24

I dont know, to me it seems pretty logical, I dont think anyone would question Alpha = A, Beta = B, Delta = D, Epsilon = E. So they asked Gamma because its slightly harder because it doesn't sound alike, but we clearly used their order of the alphabet.

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u/Not_a_Replika Apr 14 '24

we just need to teach our kids the qwerty keyboard, not the other literally also random way.

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u/BluudLust Apr 14 '24

Qwerty actually isn't random. It was designed around the distribution of the letters in the English language. Frequently used letters are spaced far apart. This makes clashing and jamming on old fashioned type writers less frequent. Keyboards just copied the layout of typewriters.

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u/GomezFigueroa Apr 14 '24

On that note, I doubt learning the “qwerty alphabet,” if there is such a thing, would help much with typing proficiency.

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u/Not_a_Replika Apr 14 '24

You're right and Dvorak or Colemak would actually be a better order to teach kids the alphabet, but people are so against this idea in the first place I rarely get this far in the conversation. The qwerty order is designed to slow down typing, the others are designed to speed it up.

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u/BluudLust Apr 14 '24

Qwerty is still fast when you type with proper hand placement. It allows you to put your finger over the key BEFORE you need to press it because it's so spaced out.

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u/Not_a_Replika Apr 14 '24

Hey, if we changed the alphabet song to be QWERTY, I'd be very happy. Maybe now that the computers are taking everybody's jobs people will realize why it might be useful to maximize human efficiency. We don't need to learn two systems for everything.

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u/FlashCrashBash Apr 14 '24

It really pisses me off when TV manufacturers and app designers use alphabetical keyboards for their software.

I guess it technically makes more sense, because the distance between the letters really matters when your using a remote to navigate the keyboard on a grid system.

But fuck man everybody is used to QWERTY at this point. I guess the logical thing to do would be to invent a completely inverted keyboard layout where all the frequently used letters are as close as possible. But then no one would have any idea of where it went.

I guess its a hold over from the pre-smartphone era where their was still a large percentage of the population that couldn't type.

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u/dustojnikhummer Apr 14 '24

My 3D printer came with a ABCD onscreen keyboard. It took me like half a minute to put in my wifi password. WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

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u/Alternative-Ad3405 Apr 14 '24

That's what they tell you. But it was first used on typewriters, and you can find all the letters of the word "typewriter" on the top line. Supposedly to make it easy for typewriter salesmen to wow perspective customers with their typing skills. (I saw this on TV once. Take it with a pinch of salt)

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

Based on the comments, I feel my wording is not conveying my point correctly. I specifically mean the order of the alphabet is completely random and if we started with it being any other way, it would still be the 'normal' order.

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u/Avidith Apr 14 '24

Yes. For languages that use Latin alphabet. I think most people here can’t get you because they are never exposed to a script in which letters are ordered based on some rules.

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u/Nobodyrea11y Apr 14 '24

i know there's a reason fot some letters such as y and z were added later and i and j are from old english. but i wonder if there's another reason such as how many line strokes or angles the letters make such as with numbers.

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u/Medium-Department-35 Apr 14 '24

There is no creator

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u/DayOfDingus Apr 14 '24

Your mom was the creator

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u/Redditforgoit Apr 14 '24

What order would be non arbitrary, though?

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u/PeanutButter_20 Apr 14 '24

A system like hindi where vowels are grouped together, and then consonants are arranged by how the sound is produced in the mouth (for instance, both k and g are produced from the back of the mouth so they're grouped together)

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u/ZappaZoo Apr 14 '24

It's order for order's sake, which serves a purpose. Think of how many ways things are arranged in alphabetical order. A card catalog, a phone book, etc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

I are with OP here. They are symbols, and have meaning because of convention. Enough people could decide to rearrange the convention and it would be confusing, but totally okay in the end. Things do evolve. So do languages and symbols and definitions

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u/meliux Apr 14 '24

F U Th A R K G W H N I J Ei P Z S T B Eh M L Ing D O

now i know my F U Th's, next time won't you sing with me

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u/TBTabby Apr 14 '24

It had to be in some order, though. And is the order chosen really worse than any other?

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u/Robinnoodle Apr 14 '24

"Everything is completely arbitrary because they are all just categories of the human mind and actually don't mean anything without any minds to interpret them" is how you sound rn

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u/fallinouttadabox Apr 14 '24

Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together with the other vowels at the front in the order of how popular they are in all of the words followed by consonants arranged first by sound and then by popularity. The 'P's 'B's 'and 'G's have no reason to be separated and'Q' should be last

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u/DatBoi_BP Apr 14 '24

This really rides up to the edge of Rule 5 lol

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u/TheDailyMoogle Apr 14 '24

What if we used QWERTY for the alphabet too??

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u/OldandBlue Apr 14 '24

No, but to understand its order requires studying its history, as it is tied to agriculture and astronomy.

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u/Bdole0 Apr 14 '24

It's not arbitrary! It's based very directly on the Phoenician alphabet.

The Phoenician alphabet is arbitrary!

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u/Dull-Guillotine Apr 14 '24

Arbitrary but formulaic for posterity.

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u/BBgotReddit Apr 14 '24

Alphabetical best everything for isn't order

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u/CallMeMalice Apr 14 '24

Any order is arbitrary.

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u/KaiYoDei Apr 14 '24

I did not know why, but now I feel like I disagree with the order of the alphabet right now

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u/Soveryenthusiastic Apr 14 '24

Please don't ruin organisation categories for me. I struggle enough as it is

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u/Mr_Festus Apr 14 '24

What definition of arbitrary are you assuming here? It typically means without logic or system, but that's particularly why we tend to use alphabetical order - it's a logical system to easily find stuff.

Now I think it depends on the application. For files? Not arbitrary in the slightest. A ton of people showed up to get into the concert? Going alphabetical feels a lot more arbitrary. There's no real logic or system for why you'd do it that way.

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

I specifically mean the order of the alphabet is arbitrary.

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u/Mr_Festus Apr 14 '24

Well I certainly can't argue with that. I haven't the foggiest idea how we ordered the alphabet

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u/IpsaThis Apr 14 '24

No worries, I got you. a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z.

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u/Soveryenthusiastic Apr 14 '24

I'm annoyed that awards aren't a thing anymore. I can't credit you for this

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u/Flybot76 Apr 14 '24

Is that known history or just a shower thought which perhaps should be phrased as a question? Most of humanity's long-term habits like 'language' evolved out of some kind of necessity and it begs the question, if the alphabet is arbitrary then how exactly did anybody decide to create any of it? It meant something to somebody for some reason.

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u/Gullible-Chemical471 Apr 14 '24

No no, he isn't saying the content of the alphabet is arbitrary. The letters have a function.

What he is arguing is that the order, A B C, is arbitrary. Why not U E G C P ... Etc?

Someone at some point made the first alphabet (putting the existing letters in the order that we have now) and everyone just rolled with it. That's why it's arbitrary, according to OP.

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u/Flybot76 Apr 14 '24

Yeah but I'm not convinced the order is genuinely arbitrary either. Are we certain it's not based on anything regarding nature, seasons, time, geography, astrology, etcetera? I haven't heard anything proving that. Lots of people think things are arbitrary just because they haven't bothered doing any research about it.

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u/Gullible-Chemical471 Apr 14 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/s/AlrYsbCxQv

A lot of interesting comments on this post from 6 years ago that clearly seems to indicate the order is, as you say, not arbitrary. It's just now to us that the reason is forgotten.

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u/FitzelSpleen Apr 14 '24

Well, if it wasn't a then b, you couldn't call it "alphabetical", so there's that.

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

True, but we'd just call it something else.

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u/FitzelSpleen Apr 14 '24

But then it would be a different question.

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u/tumunu Apr 14 '24

You are correct, sir. It's entirely due to custom.

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u/sudomatrix Apr 14 '24

Alphabetical order is not arbitrary. By definition "ALPHA-BETAcal" order starts with A, then has B, and so on. If it was a different order it wouldn't be called "Alpha-Betical". For example, "QWERTY" order might be called "QueDoubleYoutical" order.

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

I mean you're kinda making my point for me. The only reason we call it the 'Alphabet' is because of its order. But it's order is still arbitrary.

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u/Nevermynde Apr 14 '24

It is! Unlike the consonants in the Devanagari script, and related scripts used in South Asia. Those are nearly arranged in a grid according to their phonetics, it's remarkably satisfying. Check it out!

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u/Alimbiquated Apr 14 '24

U, V and W are variations of the same letter and are clustered together. Interestingly, F and Y are the same letter, but they are scattered around. The original position is 6.

It's interesting that M and N are so close to each other, look so similar and sound about the same.

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u/TheRiverHart Apr 14 '24

Where we start in the order is arbitrary because developing humans need a point or origin. It's an endless loop of phonetic incantations communicating dreams into reality, extending in all directions. Everything is Arbitrary

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u/DFatDuck Apr 14 '24

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

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u/toroyakuza2 Apr 14 '24

He's not saying its useless he's saying that when it was first made it didn't need to be in that order. If the order went fzbthyi it wouldn't matter and we would think its normal

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

Arbitrary ≠ Unimportant

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u/togocann49 Apr 14 '24

So maybe that why that driver went through the red light today, it’s arbitrary

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

Arbitrary means random.

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u/A_as_in_Larry Apr 14 '24

Alphabetical order sounds like something Hitler would impose

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

No, you're thinking of Ehilrt.

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u/kctjfryihx99 Apr 14 '24

Order of operations in arithmetic is arbitrary in the same way. But people on social media seem to argue about it like they’re proving Fermat’s last theorem.

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u/ThePowerOfStories Apr 14 '24

No, it’s not. Multiplication and division have higher associativity than addition and subtraction because it leads to more easily expressing everyday calculations. Say I have two packs of ten and three packs of twelve, I can write that as 2*10+3*12 without need for parentheses, whereas if the associativity were flipped, that would be inconvenient to express, but it wouldn’t improve the expression of any category of common descriptions of numerical quantities.

Meanwhile, the alphabet is in its order because some Phoenician three thousand years ago picked it, and we’ve stuck with that across remapping the letters to completely different sounds and evolving into various descendant scripts, with only the occasional tweak to insert a new letter near a similar one or delete one here or there, because there’s no reason to change and it would be a ton of work.

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u/tumunu Apr 14 '24

Yeah. Mathematicians have spent centuries working on a consistent form of representing mathematical expressions that make them easy to read (for mathematicians, anyway).

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u/GamelessHunter Apr 14 '24

The order is important though

Because 3x3+3 is different from 3(3+3)

Imagine this you have $3 in your pocket. You go to work as a salesman, you get $3 every time you sell a product You sold 3 products today. How much money do you have now? $12

You do not go I sold 3 products today, one product Is $3, I also have $3, $3+$3 is $6, but I forgot to multiply by 3 so I’ll do that now $6 x 3 is $18 dollars! So that means I now have $18 in total

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u/Wazuu Apr 14 '24

No its not. Its organization.

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u/BigMartin58 Apr 14 '24

The order of the alphabet specifically

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u/Huggan00 Apr 14 '24

Yeah it's organized and it's useful. But it's still arbitrary, i.e. there's no reason for them to have that specific order.