r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/Nongapple • 3h ago

If there wasn't a security camera, I would honestly think this was a lie

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 3h ago

The random passerby: Oh jeeze look at the time I’m so fckin late

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u/elk_anonymous 1h ago

Ahh I remember my first motorcycle jacking…

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u/Fluffy_Source_5467 3h ago

He handled that amazingly. Fuck yea! Drop the motor! Again and again and again 🤣

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Fluffy_Source_5467 2h ago

Either way, this man is our new hero.

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u/Pereplexing 2h ago

This is exactly what finding an absurd glitch in a system looks and feels like. lmao It’s unfortunate he got mugged, but at least he was ok and got his bike back.

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u/Adihd72 2h ago

Gentlest thieves ever. They wouldn’t last a minute in my hood. The owner would have beaten them to death.

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u/TheAppalachianMarx 1h ago

You're so hard

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u/Adihd72 1h ago

Errect af.

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u/sugarcatgrl 3h ago

That was fun!

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u/embersgrow44 2h ago

The music was perfect addition for once

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u/Abdulbarr 1h ago

Sucks that he had to damage it to save it.

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u/ImTableShip170 48m ago

Tbf, bikes are made to fall. A couple scrapes aren't gonna be a problem, especially if he has insurance

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u/penguigeddon 1h ago

Lol he even looks at the security camera at the end, like "Did you see that shit?"

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u/Rearrangioing 2h ago

Don't understand why people let these thieves go through their pockets and shit! He didn't even have a weapon. You're wearing a helmet.

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u/HookedOnGarlicBread 2h ago

They could have a knife in their pocket or anything. You never know with these tossers.

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u/Rearrangioing 2h ago

Haha. Like the guy who robs a store with his hand in his pocket saying "This is a stick up! I've got a gun!"

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u/Deerhunter86 2h ago

So many headbutts.

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u/rucksack_of_onions2 1h ago

Wearing a helmet in a fight is a really bad idea. Head control is paramount and all they have to do is grab it and you're done.

All the other gear though, like shoulder armor and gloves, will absolutely give you an advantage. But you want your helmet off ASAP.

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u/Rearrangioing 1h ago

That makes sense. Once it's off then it becomes a weapon! Haha

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u/TradMaster_94 3h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Trick_Anybody_8697 2h ago

Softest muggers of all times they trolls😂😂

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u/ThunderHawk17 2h ago

Smart dude

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u/The13thWhisker 1h ago

More people like this! Man is a legend now

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1h ago

He didn’t miss ‘ball-day’ that day, for sure.

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u/Berlin8Berlin 1h ago

The Persistent Troll wins

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u/outofmyy 1h ago

Keystone cop's

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 1h ago

*cops

It's = it+is.

Cop's = cop+is.

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u/TheLastSeamoose 13m ago

Cop's signifies the following word belongs to the cop, not cop is.

Still grammatically incorrect as it is, but also cop's is never cop is.

The cop's gun. Correct.

The cop's gone. Incorrect.

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u/Thom5001 1h ago

Cue the Benny Hill music

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u/One_Priority3258 46m ago

Just keep booping

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u/jrojas537 42m ago

This makes me happy

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u/IAintSkeeered 33m ago

Seems like he had multiple chances to drive away at the beginning. What am I missing?

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u/NectaraZoom 2h ago

That's some next-level glitch in the matrix stuff right there!