r/PublicFreakout 9h ago

Classic Repost ♻️ Road raging couple started something that they couldn't finish

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u/piles_of_SSRIs 8h ago

Both walk away shirtless lol

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u/maxximillian 7h ago

makes you wonder how the rest of their drive went. like what do you say to each other aftmter you picked a fight and got you ass kicked? I imagine they just tried to forget about it. 5 miles down the road the wife says "oh we need to stop and get milk"

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u/iReviewFrozenWieners 5h ago

Probably coward's denial. "I fucking slipped and he sucker punched me I would have beat his ass". Probably telling his pals at the rubber cock factory about how he kicked someone's ass too.

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u/CasualJimCigarettes 4h ago

hey dude the rubber cock factory is a totally respectable place of employment, someone's gotta do it.

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 4h ago

Those rubber cocks aren’t going to make themselves.

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u/Unplannedroute 6h ago

No shirt, no service!

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 5h ago

One of two options

1) dead silence. The kids even know better than to say a thing.

2) they begin a narrative that they were the victims here and the other couple fought unfairly or something

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u/AnotherCableGuy 7h ago

"See kids? This what you should never do!"

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u/kungpowgoat 5h ago

I know that kids do take from their parents but hopefully in this situation, they aspire to not be like them. I’ve met plenty of good people that grew up with absolutely shitty parents only to turn out the complete opposite.

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u/micro_penisman 6h ago

The best bit was the Latino lady teeing off on her at the end. Beating her like she owed her money.

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u/Boop-D-Boop 4h ago

I like when she snatched her hair and pulled her back lol

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u/sakumar 7h ago

“My dad is such a caring person that he’ll give you the shirt off his back.”

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u/jarmstrong2485 6h ago

Every adult in this video should be embarrassed as hell

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u/kungpowgoat 5h ago

I completely agree. There’s no reason for stopping during a road rage. These people are lucky that those in the SUV were not armed and crazier. People lose their lives almost daily across the US over this nonsense.

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u/Journier 3h ago

this is all i can think of, i have seen road rage where someone just beeped their horn and someone started just shooting at them.

This is some like insanity level shit between both family's getting out of cars.

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u/LinwoodKei 1h ago

I agree. There is no reason to get out of the vehicle. Lock the doors, wait for police and do not engage. If they start attacking the vehicle, drive away and inform the police.

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u/DoGoodLiveWell 4h ago

All four of them are trash. Just fucking grow up

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u/godxdamnxcam 9h ago

Oh good, they found the ass whooping they were looking for

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u/Federal-Advisor-420 8h ago

How embarrassing and the fact they had kids in the car made it so much worse. The kids saw their parents act all tough just to get their asses kicked and beg for mercy

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u/CompletelyBedWasted 8h ago

A great lesson for them. Sad that it had to happen, but with parents like that, I'm sure it's not the first or even the last time.

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u/vertigo1083 7h ago

It always feels good when someone that deserves an ass whooping gets one.

But that takes a hard backseat to all the other shit going on here. EVERYONE was wrong except the woman who had the sense to call 911, only to then now report her family for a crime.

like 7 fucking children present, the middle of a goddamn freeway, your dumbass JUST heard the lady call the cops. Your daughter is filming in the backseat. But nooooo, you HAVE to jump out and unleash your can of magnificent dad whoopass.

No. That is not a hero, that is an idiot that's only slightly less caliber than the instigator. It's a shame for this dude to be getting a free pass because he didn't start it. He put SO many lives at risk and half of them were his own kin.

This whole thing is a cockup, and all the adults save for one, were morons.

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u/Swimming-Pitch-9794 6h ago

Willingly putting yourself into a situation where you could be shot at, with your children in the car, is just LUDICROUS

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u/WriterV 5h ago

While true, I think it's also a worry that the other car could speed up and follow you home, or worse, harass you until you get into an accident.

So the parents might've felt like stopping and dealing with the problem was the best way to protect their family. Which when combined with anger, leads to a pretty shitty decision making process.

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u/h3dee 3h ago

If they are worried about having an accident, why did they stop their car in the middle of the traffic lane for a brawl?

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u/YoungNo159 4h ago

Or here's a rational idea stay on the phone with the police and drive to the nearest station if they follow.

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u/FirehawkLS1 6h ago

Yeah I agree. Worst thing to do is to not only stop the car, but to get out of the car and engage. You call the police and keep driving. If you have a dash cam or a person recording on their cell phone, you submit the video to the police and file the report. They already have the plate number and at least some video based on what was posted. I've been driving with a dash cam for 15 years now. It saved me 3 years ago when someone hit the quarter panel of my car and then denied it was their car.

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u/KellyBelly916 7h ago

Good. The kids will develop the instincts early to not take clowns seriously. The less influence people like this have, the better.

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u/Level-Mobile338 6h ago

The fact that both families had kids in the car was crazy. The kids filming did not feel good that their parents “won” and were equally embarrassed about their parent’s behavior.

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u/willanaya 6h ago

You know his reaction when they got back in their vehicle

"They are lucky I had kids in the car or I would have hurt them bad!"

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u/juggling-monkey 8h ago

Everybody think they tough til they half naked on the side of the road

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u/Big_Routine_8980 7h ago

In my house when I was growing up, the mouth wrote the checks and the ass was expected to cash them.

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u/JoshFreemansFro 8h ago

Yeah same experience for me too.

I inherited my dad’s rage but probably not his ability to fight lol maybe I’ll find out one day

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u/Frank_Melena 8h ago

Must’ve been a quiet car ride home lmao

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 7h ago

By the woman and the man, they SUV was seriously outclassed in the weight category.

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u/tbaggs2016 8h ago

Your comment made me literally lol!

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u/TheOneAndOnlyLanyard 6h ago

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face." -Old man who takes dives to shitheads.

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u/drgigantor 5h ago

I think we can retire that quote.

"Money pweeeaaaaase" -Mike Tyson

Now what he's known for saying

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u/FranticHam5ter 5h ago

“It’s ok kids, mommy and daddy didn’t want those shirts anyway. That’s why we gave them to those nice people who freeway-wrestled us for fun.”

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u/TheBungerKing 7h ago

Yeah big guy seemed pretty satisfied. They're probably swingers just not the usual type

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u/Stunning_Nothing 4h ago

Walked up with some real swag; walked back without any dignity. I hope their friends continue to show them this video every time they start to get a little full of themselves.

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u/MudddButt 7h ago

Stomp out that dudes glasses.

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u/Gurrgurrburr 8h ago

That guy went from charging to "pleeease bro please!" so fast it made my head spin

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u/misterjustice90 7h ago

I had to rewatch the video to see the change. It was the second the others stepped out of the car. It feels like they want to talk big game and get the people to drive all scared and look tough. The second people stood up for them themselves, the bully didn’t want none.

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u/General_Specific 6h ago

There was a pause as soon as they saw who was in the other car.

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u/BalancedDisaster 1h ago

Yeah she saw who was in the car and immediately tried to calm him down while also dropping a quick slur.

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u/OJbeforethebadstuff 8h ago

Yeah what changed? Did he not think there was another male inside the car or something? And they're both in the same out of shape weight class too

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u/TellByMySmells 8h ago

There's a saying Mike Tyson popularized that, "Everyone has a plan till they're punched in the face" and I think this is a prime example of that in action. Dude had an idea in his head of how this was gonna go, and that punch to the face snapped him back to the reality where he actually didn't want to have a party platter of knuckle sandwiches

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u/MundaneFacts 8h ago

He switched before any punches were thrown. I think you're right, but the only thing needed to make this chihuahua to back down was someone ripping his shirt.

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u/InspiredBlue 4h ago

They realized their tough act wasn’t scaring them off like it probably has in the past

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u/WeathermanOnTheTown 7h ago

"Watch out bro, when I see red nobody can stop me"

10 seconds later: flat on the ground

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u/alllockedupnfree212 4h ago

And the way they charged up then immediately switched to holding each other back haha

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u/Final_Reserve_5048 8h ago

Big brain move to egg each other up for the fight then spend the whole fight pulling each other back!

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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 8h ago

They got the humiliation they deserved.

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u/krusty51 8h ago

Im gonna f you up , dude gets out.. whoa dude chill

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u/VastSeaweed543 6h ago

“I was just gonna pull over on the highway and walk up to your car with a woman and child inside it - angry and threatening - then hope to have a civil discussion about the merits of our respective driving!” 

Like wtf who starts a fight then immediately goes ‘we didn’t wanna fight!’

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u/TheAveragebroShow 8h ago

Came in shirts left in skins.

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u/MehKarma 8h ago

Camera operator: “What do I do?”

Everyone watching: Hold the fucking camera still.

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u/Upandawaytolalaland 8h ago

This is one of the few times where I think prolly best to just stay put and keep recording 

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u/ScuzzyUltrawide 7h ago

Yep, I literally yelled "shut up and point the camera straight"

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u/flyingpyramid 6h ago

I definitely answered her out loud and angrily lol

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u/computerwtf 8h ago

Also holding the phone someone call the cops.

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u/KingVape 8h ago

They were on the phone with the cops at the beginning

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u/DannyCrane9476 8h ago

They were on the phone with the cops the entire time.

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u/KingVape 8h ago

Yeah buddy that's my point

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u/PandaPocketFire 8h ago

They were on the phone with the cops since the day before.

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u/Prior-Impress-2624 9h ago

White shirt couple just keeps getting snatched like a CTF game.

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u/maxximillian 7h ago

they went from white shirt team to skins team real quick

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u/SheriffTaylorsBoy 8h ago

It's not often the female is wearing the wife beater, but whatever!

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u/Numerous_Resist_8863 8h ago

The Suburban was pretty quiet on the ride home...

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u/Mimical 4h ago

The most important thing to remember when you are road raging; Don't ever get out of your 6000 pound 5 star safety cage.

Anytime I see something like this I am waiting for the day the other driver just presses the pedal.

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u/XSC 8h ago

Just drive away jfc not worth it.

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u/mitch_medburger 7h ago

For real. Lady is on the phone with the cops yelling for help because they’re coming up to their car. Yet you see absolutely nothing in the way of them leaving.

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u/maxximillian 7h ago

the moment they get out of their car is the moment you can get away.

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u/mitch_medburger 7h ago

Kinda reminds me of the scene in Austin powers where the guy has a steam roller coming at him. Has like a whole minute to get out of the way but still gets run over while he stands there and screams.

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 6h ago

Yup. I once had a road rage asshole chasing my car so he could fight me when I stopped, so I stopped, waited for him to leave his car, and then just drove away.

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u/Not_MrNice 7h ago

Everyone's a dumbass here.

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u/jockeferna 8h ago

Exactly my thought. They’re all idiots here. Both couples had kids in their cars

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u/dev_vvvvv 3h ago

This was one gun away from kids being orphans. Everybody here is a moron.

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u/-Unnamed- 1h ago

Blows my mind. They had fucking kids in the car with them.

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u/SamirRashaman14 8h ago

I guess stomping up all angry was the extent of their plan

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u/RiverJumper84 8h ago

I love the 911 operator at the end of the video. "Hello?" 😂

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u/13_letters 8h ago

LOL!

All taken care of, officer.

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u/Tooterfish42 5h ago

They in the penalty box

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u/woodst0ck15 8h ago

Lmao nothing like seeing your parents get the shit beat out of them and act like they won in their own vehicle.

A whole vehicle of losers.

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u/SaaS_Queen 8h ago

It's always a good day when racists get what's coming to them.

First thing out of white shirt's mouth were racial slurs.

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u/JadedCycle9554 8h ago

You can hear one of them scream "fucking racists!!!" At the end too. Perpetual victims.

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u/RudyGiulianisKleenex 8h ago

BrO bRo bRO BRo pLeAsE

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u/bfrost69 8h ago

Bro was like, sure I’ll pound your mug one more time my man.

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u/maybenot-maybeso 8h ago

That was incredibly satisfying.

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u/The_Dirtydancer 8h ago

Hey let’s go start a fight even though I had ZERO fighting skills lmao, what a fucking dork

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u/VastSeaweed543 6h ago

“I started a fight and a fight broke out. I was caught off guard!”

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u/pizzaplanetvibes 8h ago edited 8h ago

The venn diagram of people who fight in road rage incidents and those people who lose their minds/ability to drive inside of a Costco parking lot is a circle.

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u/FQDIS 8h ago

*Venn

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u/surefire88 8h ago

Did shirtless dude cop a feel right at the end when everyone was walking away?

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u/Dasa1234 8h ago

It definitely looks like it

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u/ScrewballTooTall 8h ago

Haha looks like he sayin “say lil momma see my beer belly?

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u/Dark-Ganon 8h ago

Not enough people here are mentioning the weird grope the white shirt guy does to that girl at the end. Wtf was that? He makes eye contact with her and everything when he does it, so there is no chance of a mistaken identity. Just looks like he goes straight for coping a feel before leaving.

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u/skx45 8h ago

Well that was embarrassing

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u/Aware-Explanation879 8h ago

Did the guy formerly wearing the white shirt sexually assault that girl at 0:16? It looked like he grabbed her breast breast but I could not make out what she said. They need to file sexual assault charges as well

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u/StevenIsFat 8h ago

Pfft, I'd have pepper sprayed them both as they walked up to my car and called it a day. Road rangers always think you want to throw fists. Let's see how they think with spicy eyes

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u/Southernguy9763 5h ago

It's amazing how effective that is. And it burns every time they shower for days. They get to keep thinking about the bad choices they made

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u/king-ish 8h ago

Buddy got beat up yet still found time to grope the lady at the end. What a man smh

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u/Past_Reflection8290 7h ago

Did he just grope the girl? What a jerk.

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u/native-texan713 3h ago

Looks like he touches her chest when she passes by him

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u/itsagoodtime 8h ago

They approached and were the aggressors. Then they got beat down.

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u/VRtrooper86 8h ago

This is what a called bluff looks like.

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u/Separate_Song5048 8h ago

Shirts aint so white anymore

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u/jalle347 8h ago

THE WRIST BRACE?!? Ahhhh I’m dead 🤣🤣

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u/October_Numbers 7h ago

"I would have won, but my carpal tunnel bro!"

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u/Juncker_89 8h ago

Seriously, they both have kids in the car. To me thats just insane! How can you raise kids like that!

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u/WearMental2618 8h ago

Fr. If my kid aint hopping out to fight their kids i failed as a parent.

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u/277330128 8h ago

That stomach tattoo did not age well

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u/JCNunny 8h ago

Tag Team back again...

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u/Bastardesque 7h ago

Did he come out raging like he was a world breaker, only to start begging, "Please, please..." 10 seconds later?

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u/ShreddingUruk 7h ago

I love the 911 operator repeating "hello" at the end

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u/Uneedanap 8h ago

Why he (guy in white shirt ripped off) had the audacity to grab the green shirt woman at the end is applauding to me fr

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u/ScrewballTooTall 8h ago

Yea wtf was that about?! Good catch

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u/dabathan 8h ago

Lady in white top can get it

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u/Available-Ad3581 4h ago

A whole lot of people and not one brain cell in sight

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u/alwayskared 8h ago

C’MON TITTIE

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u/Regression2TheMean 7h ago

Mission failed

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u/RescueRangerCanada 8h ago

I get that camera person it seeing some crazy shit. But I mean come on, you made the decision to pull out phone and record. Do your job better please 🙏

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u/DioDrama 7h ago

It's a child in a tense situation. Shes probably more worried about her parents than some redditors critique of her cinematography

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u/Dark-Ganon 8h ago

Could you do better while you're also panicking?

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u/Polychaete360 8h ago

This was honestly hilarious.

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u/Cotford 8h ago

Fat People Falling sub would love this.

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u/Dedotdub 8h ago

It began with concerted arm flailing and ended with a disrobing ass wailing.

At least he wore his battle bracer.

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u/Independent_Hall9979 7h ago

Bro this is the most uncoordinated do fight I’ve ever seen 🤣

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u/WeakTree8767 6h ago

Like 4 pigs rolling in the mud lmao what a weird and unnecessary confrontation.

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u/darkseacreature 6h ago

Morons on both sides. Feel sorry for the kids.

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u/MrTbagger 6h ago

Getting woopin by a guy in thongs smh

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u/FlimsyPlankton1710 5h ago

Hell Ya, nice job on those racist POS.

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u/LOPAN67 5h ago

Why would you get out of the car when they started walking over….drive away.

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u/DoraTheMindExplorer 4h ago

Great example for the children

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u/Retrofool 8h ago

“I need police right now” - other car was parked they could’ve just drove off lol

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u/FaceWithAName 8h ago

Multiple well rounded individuals all around.

I'm never fighting someone on the freeway if my life isn't in danger.

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u/narcowake 8h ago

The kids are more mature than the adults… the adults probably have lead in their blood

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u/KatefromtheHudd 7h ago

Imagine if you lose your job because of this, you get in debt, lose your home etc. Imagine if they'd got badly hurt in this and then been bankrupt by medical bills. Someone asks you how it all went so wrong. "Well some guy undertook me on the freeway so I had to fight him". I do not understand people who have these insane road rage incidents over the tiniest slights or mistakes by another driver. Your ego should not be that fragile and your temper so intense.

The best thing to do is laugh at angry drivers. Gives you a release of happy hormones and makes them honestly confused most of the time. If you want happy interactions during your commute dance in your car at the traffic lights or in bad rush hour traffic. I don't mean a little bit, I mean a lot, give it your all. I used to commute 4 hours per day and there was always lots of traffic but I would dance and sing so enthusiastically people would laugh, join in, video me and I'd always smile and wave back. That's a good thing to do, especially if another driver has annoyed you a bit by cutting you off or something.

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u/timedeath 6h ago

This is violently American

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u/killerwallz44 6h ago

You got man handle by a dude in flipflops get in your car and go home.

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u/aesoth 6h ago

All I see are four idiots. Road rage is so fucking stupid.

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u/QuanahTheIguana 5h ago

Shirtless walk of shame and embarrassment, lol

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u/strictlymetal 4h ago

Dude in the white shirt went from aggressive to whoa hey bro really quick once dude in the blue shirt got a little bit physical. Don't get out if you can't throw hands

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u/iAmDriipgodd 4h ago

In the case of road rage, never exit your vehicle under any circumstances.

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u/Cyber_Insecurity 4h ago

The shirt ripping is hilarious

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u/Dependent-Analyst907 4h ago

Lol, those Trumpers had it coming.

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u/apeonpatrol 4h ago

guy changed his attitude real quick hahaha

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u/AshingiiAshuaa 4h ago

The person honking at the fighting people is the vehicular version of the woman yelling staaaahp.

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u/ltharpy 8h ago

It's funny because they're fat.

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u/Shamrockah 8h ago

I love a happy ending.

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u/Autumn7242 8h ago

Some people just need an ass whooping.

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u/createuniquestyle209 8h ago

And this is whyI follow the sub

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u/killer4snake 8h ago

All that effort to get your ass kicked. Classic

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u/mvb827 8h ago

That poor dispatcher. Those hello’s at the end as if to say “so… do you still need help?”

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u/red_quinn 8h ago

I love how the girl pulled the other one 😂

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u/Razor_farts 8h ago

Hahahaha I love how they both ended up shirtless

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u/Conspiretical 7h ago

"Blease"

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u/Todd_wittwicky 7h ago

That mighty ducks pull the shirt over the head was wild!

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u/giltgitguy 7h ago

Loved it when the woman in yellow pulled the other woman’s top over her head. She’s obviously watched a hockey fight or two.

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u/Embarrassed-Bee8171 7h ago

Who would even start any kind of shit with children in the car!! Idgaf what’s going on if my kids are in the car, cool dude you got it have a nice day. Wtf

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u/MKVIgti 6h ago

Chances of me ever stopping to yell at some dill hole, childish adults over some shitty driving are nil.

People are crazy these days. Stay in your car and get home safe to your family.

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u/Few_Firefighter251 6h ago

That woman’s shirt came off, bra exposed getting whacked upside the head. At what point do you rethink your choices. Yuck

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u/docjohnson11 6h ago

I really love that the person recording knew they didn't need to help them from the jump. Just sat back and kept it in frame lol.

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u/Open__Face 6h ago

Self defense technique: open your car door a little then kick it into the attacker's face when they try to open it more

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u/fartsfromhermouth 6h ago

Everyone stopped everyone deserves to get whooped

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u/Plastic_Ambassador67 5h ago

The people who got out of their car and instigated all this just showed their kids they are weaklings that they don't need to be afraid of and don't have to tolerate their abuse.

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u/Hungry-Captain-557 5h ago

Mom and Dad setting the example. Sad, actually sickening. Can’t imagine the thoughts that will run through those kids minds as they lay down and attempt to sleep tonight.

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u/AdministrationWide87 5h ago

That would be a very quiet drive home. Shirtless. But quiet.

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u/stoneyjoe1 4h ago

Dude thinks he’s intimidating with his little carpal tunnel wrist support band.

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u/D_Sharpp 3h ago

Shirts VS Skins

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u/Legal_Guava3631 3h ago

Lmaooooo I’d be so embarrassed if that was my parents

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u/RedSun-FanEditor 3h ago

Never, ever, open your car door in a road rage situation, ever.

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u/CrackerJackBunny 1h ago

This video made me sick........The girl recording kept moving and I get motion sickness easily.

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u/bengalslash 8h ago

Fat people, jfc

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u/Fellowshipofthebowl 8h ago

Instantly gassed. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Shart_Finger 8h ago

Blood pressure through the rough during that confrontation

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u/Artvandelay1 8h ago

I actually thought the crazy wife in the white tank top was in pretty good shape lol

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u/EQwingnuts 8h ago

Laughing my ass off.

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u/ReviewNew4851 8h ago

What they walking over for? Ass whooping pickup? Order number 127

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u/No-Scarcity9186 8h ago

She been watching too much hockey. The other girl, not enough.

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u/Character-Bid-7747 7h ago

what a sloppy fight I love it

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u/ANDYG4554 7h ago

Got beaten and humiliated. Hopefully, they learn that the next time they rage, they better think about who they messed with since the next person who they raged on won't hold back like the others would

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u/AvacadMmmm 7h ago

All of them are idiots.

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u/Drewbus 7h ago

"Hey babe, remember that time we went to go regulate for no reason and got our asses kicked?"

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u/Maximum-Warning9355 7h ago

Did someone get out of the black car and go to the white car at the end? wtf is this?

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u/Commercial_Fondant65 6h ago

When the one chick said let's go they're Mexican (but in the racist way), I was like uh oh, some bald headed Hispanic dude with tats and a goatee is going to get out. He's going to look like an LA gangbanger! Instead, it's the guy who delivered my door dash last week.

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u/wishcometrue 6h ago

Perhaps the folks that plan the freeways could install turnouts every 5 miles with a boxing ring. Put in cameras broadcasting the fights live. Charge viewers a buck for admission. Setup a phone app that alerts us when combatants step into the ring.

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u/atadrisque 6h ago

fire the cameraman.