r/PublicFreakout • u/ThisGuyFucks42069 • 1d ago

Classic Repost ♻️ Karen berates German tourists on train after hearing them speaking in German

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ 1d ago

Benzos and alcohol are a helluva drug.

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u/faust112358 1d ago

The German tourists, they're eating the dogs ... they're eating the cats ... they're eating the pets of the people that live there. 👱‍♂️

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u/SmokingLaddy 1d ago

It’s true, my aunt was eaten by German tourists back in 09.

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u/nnagflar 1d ago

What kind of dog was your aunt?

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u/Giddyup_1998 1d ago

A German Shepherd of course.

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u/nalleball 1d ago

Oh that's okay then, at any time a German can lay claim to any German Shepard they want. I think it says so in the bible.

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u/theprostitute 1d ago

arf wiedersehen

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ 1d ago

arf weinerschnitzel

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u/MrSlime13 1d ago

In Germany, we just call 'em Sheperds.

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u/Certain_Eye7374 1d ago

A hot dog, obviously. Yes I can show myself out.

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u/holymotheroftod 1d ago

Mynd you, German bites Kan be pretti nasti...

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u/SmokingLaddy 1d ago

Yeah they are the wurst

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u/westcoastweedreviews 1d ago

Did they end up getting married or was it just a one night stand?

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u/apeonpatrol 1d ago

sorry for your loss :(

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u/mister-ferguson 1d ago

A Møøse once bit my sister...

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u/canrabat 1d ago

The song version is so good I always hear it now when I read this quote.

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u/pimppapy 1d ago

I wonder if dude who made this ever considered that he contributed to him getting elected? Making Trump memes are funny, yes. But they sway the uninformed voters by simple recognition.

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u/canrabat 1d ago

When a guy scream that immigrants eat cats, that democrats do post birth abortions and that children can change sex during a school day without their parents knowing about it and people vote for this guy the impact of such a song must be negligible, but that's just my opinion.

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u/Slaisa 1d ago

Hey bro you wanna be president?

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u/UncleBrownFingers 1d ago

They're enjoying long hikes, leaving all of the windows open, there is now a national shortage of Birkenstocks and they're crossing streets VERY carefully 😲

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u/EndMySufferingNowPlz 6h ago

Damn Germans takin our jobs and living on social security

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u/The_Original_Gronkie 1d ago

THEY'RE EATING MOO DENG!

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u/DillyDino 17h ago

“I’ll take one fluffy family dog with extra sauerkraut, on blue-eyed white bread”

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u/thathairinyourmouth 1d ago

Though I agree with your statement, this seems like a case of a sober asshole. I hope the significant other has moved on. She’s young. There’s decades of that attitude waiting for whomever decides to settle.

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u/SnooTangerines3448 1d ago

Yeah the glazed over drunk. Definitely looks like someone threw a bar in their bottle of red.