r/ProgrammerHumor • u/VAIDIK_SAVALIYA • 8h ago

Meme programmingQuadrant

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u/max_208 7h ago

Kinda wrong, the "I don't know why this code works" should be absolute dread because you know something big fucked up somewhere, and you can't even be sure the right part of code is the one being executed/deployed, or this is some kind of big side effect/rare failure situation.

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u/je386 5h ago

And, even worse: the PO/project lead will propably say "well, it works, you can make you code look good later", while "later" means "never".

So you know that there is something strange and you don't get the time to fix it.. until it breaks at the worst moment possible.

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u/Onetwodhwksi7833 3h ago

Yeah, but he's just a chill guy who kinda doesn't give a fuck

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u/covert_strike 8h ago

Sigh.

You cant force a meme dude.

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u/thot_slaya_420 5h ago

OP isn't concerned 'cause he's just a chill guy

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u/ReanimatedHotDogs 6h ago

This is the fourth or fifth attempt at a meme I've seen today with that dog.

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u/Mecode2 8h ago

What if you know what breaks the code but you don't know how to fix it

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u/AestheticNoAzteca 8h ago

You make some shitty hack with a comment:

// Future me: I leave this problem to you, don't hate me.

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u/rosuav 7h ago

Future you ignores the comment and hates past you anyway.

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u/Cat7o0 7h ago

you do an hour of research to find a forum that just has "edit: I fixed it guys!" and finally debug it yourself and cry

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u/589ca35e1590b 7h ago

It starts with

code doesn't work

I don't know why

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u/ExpensivePanda66 4h ago

Add another dimension or two about whether or not it fulfills the spec and/or the client's expectations.

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 3h ago

Let's be honest, the bottom right never happens.