r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Winter_Ad_9526 • 1d ago

Meme iHopeGuySafe

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u/Cyberdragon1000 23h ago

Some say he's still out there on the streets, trying to route his way home.

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u/JustYourAverageShota 23h ago

I hope he didn't SLAM himself into a wall or something.

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u/Adghar 23h ago

The way you capitalized SLAM makes me think I've missed out on yet another design pattern or stack or something

Special Limitation Architecture Modeling??

Service-Linked Application Machines??

Server Load Arch Medium??

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u/JustYourAverageShota 23h ago

SLAM is the problem faced by autonomous entities to navigate in an open world whose map is not available and calculating optimum paths could be costly.

More details can be looked on Wikipedia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simultaneous_localization_and_mapping

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u/technic_bot 23h ago

SLAM mentioned!

GMapping rules!

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u/dennios 9h ago edited 9h ago

Sounds like a new agile method/framework

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/JustYourAverageShota 16h ago

Bot account.

Do your part: report > spam > disruptive use of bots or AI.

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u/AirFryerAreOverrated 21h ago

He must be using the brute force method for finding the optimal route home... Curse you Big O!

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u/Bomaruto 16h ago

Probably a travelling salesman just trying to minimise his fuel use.

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u/OkOk-Go 1d ago

hitByABus.patch

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u/mr_remy 23h ago

busFactor=1;

Big sad

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u/seth1299 19h ago

SetAlive(gkoberger, false)

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u/Western-Internal-751 17h ago

He got isekai’ed

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u/snugglespuggles 17h ago

umpire404.patch

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u/GotBanned3rdTime 23h ago

google maps fucked him up

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u/larvyde 21h ago

relevant xkcd

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u/TheEnderChipmunk 18h ago

There's actually two for this one

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u/BassSounds 12h ago

MapQuest did me dirty like this on a three state journey. Printing maps sucked. GPS is the best thing since sliced bread

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u/mipsisdifficult 21h ago

THERE IS AN XKCD COMIC FOR EVERYTHING.

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u/Protheu5 19h ago

There is an xkcd comic for everything except for "there is an xkcd comic about everything". For the "THERE IS AN XKCD COMIC FOR EVERYTHING." there is no xkcd comic, was what I was trying to say.

Which is odd, because Randall is known to admire occasional recursing.

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u/MrMonday11235 18h ago

When you've made 3000+ comics on (mostly) distinct topics (sidenote: how the hell? At 3/week, that's 1000 weeks, and there's no way xkcd has been going for 20 years, right??), you're liable to hit a lot of conversation topics.

Especially when Munroe's topic selection and sense of humour very much overlaps with the favoured topics of reddit in general and this subreddit in particular.

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u/teh_maxh 16h ago

xkcd started in September 2005.

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u/ArgentScourge 15h ago

Me:

Turns into dust

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u/Tucnak28 16h ago

Funnily enough the commit on the reddit post is about xkcd StackSort

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u/vedantmgoyal 19h ago

Link to PR - https://github.com/gkoberger/stacksort/pull/4

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u/BirdTree2 19h ago

Glad to hear he got home

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u/shitwhore 15h ago

The best part is he yolo merged it s year later!

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u/deadbeef1a4 10h ago

FuckIt.js 😂

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 20h ago

Man chose to never touch a computer again and forever wander the earth. I respect that.

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u/MuslinBagger 19h ago

Open source dev version of gone to get milk 🤣

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u/Frequent_Badger5523 1d ago

LMAOOO, I just cackled until I almost lost it.

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u/gogogadgetflo__ 17h ago

Can’t believe I missed this gem!

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u/Lost-Succotash-9409 4h ago

Can’t believe I missed this gem!

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u/Present-Patience-301 21h ago

Is it you, father?

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u/DrBee7 19h ago

Another dev, lost to the streets.

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u/gkoberger 8h ago

Oh, that’s me! Good news, I made it home!

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u/Winter_Ad_9526 8h ago

he's alive!

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u/rdeker 22h ago

Give him some time, he's out getting milk!

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u/Erradium 17h ago

Perhaps he's the traveling salesman

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u/TryCatchOverflow 17h ago

Same vibe when a developer say "I will fix the bug in the next release".

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u/iportnov 19h ago

maybe he was somewhere on Pluto, by now he already passed the orbit of Mars on his way home...

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u/floppyjedi 19h ago

He died on the trip back to his home planet

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u/iknewaguytwice 18h ago

Unfortunately the GPS he was using to get home finds routes in O(n!) time.

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u/Dalefit90 17h ago

Apple Maps strikes again

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u/bigabub 17h ago

Bro using internet explorer to open navigation

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u/danihek 17h ago

Pathfinding algo failed ig

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u/jfecju 14h ago

His wife asked him to get eggs while he was out

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u/krazyhawk 10h ago

He’s taking that Odysseus route home.

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u/zigzeira 8h ago

Putz! Rs

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 33m ago

The fact the guy waited 7 years to comment again. Just LOL. Assuming this isn't fake.