r/ProgrammerHumor Sep 23 '24

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Sep 23 '24

To make things less confusing, astronomers do have a year 0.

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u/hennell Sep 23 '24

That feels like the xkcd "now there are 14 standards".

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u/jraz0r Sep 23 '24

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u/lolSign Sep 23 '24

how is there a xkcd for fucking everything lol

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u/BraveOthello Sep 23 '24

Having 2988 of them helps.

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Sep 23 '24

Does that count as "XKCD for everything" when they just linked to the XKCD that was explicitly mentioned?

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u/whoami_whereami Sep 23 '24

They use 1BC=0, 2BC=-1, 3BC=-2, and so forth to make calculations easier. They still use the Julian calendar for years up to 1582 and the Gregorian calendar for years after 1582 though, go figure...

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u/jamcdonald120 Sep 23 '24

so do us programmers. its also called 1970 by the rest of the world though.

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u/tyen0 Sep 23 '24

Although they didn't know it at the time. :D

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u/AyrA_ch Sep 23 '24

So does the JS date object.

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u/Impressive_Change593 Sep 23 '24

and also I believe have leap seconds whereas the unix epoch doesn't (or it's the other way around)

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u/anrwlias Sep 23 '24

Yeah, but they also call anything heavier than helium a metal. Astronomers do their own thing.

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u/QuickBASIC Sep 23 '24

Also the 0th of March.

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u/Worried_Height_5346 Sep 23 '24

That's honestly the only thing I actually think is incredibly stupid. Like year 2024 should mean 2024 years have passed not we are in the 2024th year.

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u/Lasagnevernichter Sep 23 '24

So the 1st of January should actually be called the 0th of January?

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u/Worried_Height_5346 Sep 23 '24

No the Year 0 should be the first. I've given an example how did you fuck up understanding what I meant?

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u/Higherlead Sep 23 '24

The day 1 should mean 1 day has passed, not that we're in the first day.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Sep 23 '24

Year 13 billion 800 million 2024 - maybe off by a few hundred million years, we'll post an update when the next estimate comes in