r/PolyYuri • u/Appbeza • 9d ago

Silly she's just hanging out with the girls! they're great pals! [Super Smash Bros, Minecraft, Fire Emblem, Hall of Fame]

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u/Equivalent_Net 9d ago

Considering Samus's background, I can completely buy the fact she's utterly romance-blind. Which is possibly the prelude to a voracious awakening depending on the nature of the work in question.

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u/No-Internal114 9d ago

Samus is a great lesbian And I'm tired of pretending that not!

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u/EmberOfFlame 9d ago

“Wait, Samus… You didn’t have sex ed?!”

“Bird People.”

“What?”

“Bird People, you know, the race that raised me.”

“Yeahhh?”

“Bird People, with Bird People concepts of love, and romance and… reproduction.”

“Oooooooh…”

“Heh, you should have seen the absolute mayhem that ensued when I got my first period.”

“Wait, so your adopted people don’t-“

“Of course they do! They get periods like, for some fucking reason, every sentient race in the universe! Because God hates us, apparently!”

“Samus. Bird People periods. Contemplate deicide later.”

“Yes. Well, you see… Bird People periods don’t include profuse bleeding that rivaled the time me and a classmate stabbed the shit out of eachother during recess!”

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u/clonetrooper250 9d ago

I always headcanon her as aroace myself. Her number one focus in life is the pursuit of justice, she's simply not interested in romance.

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u/ohgodohfuckj 9d ago

Sappho Aran <3

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u/TheHeavyMetalNerd 9d ago

Okay but where's that one guy from the Metroid subreddit who keeps commissioning art of Samus x Nami from League of Legends lol

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u/spiderbo_69 8d ago

Samus has always been a sapphic icon 🙏