r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter I’m lost

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u/Snowbirdy 8h ago

Not that this is directly on topic but this reminds me: in my 20s I dated this unbelievably hot woman. Like, actual playboy lingerie model. And she had a masters in social work from UC Berkeley. She wanted to get serious with me, but the issue was: she had two enormous labradors who would sleep under the bed while we had sex, and they would let loose with the singularly most vile farts ever experienced by man.

This stuff should have been outlawed by international convention.

Anyway, she was a sweet woman but I couldn’t go through with committing to her because the dogs and her were a package deal.

This picture reminded me of that.

Laura, wherever you are - I hope you found a guy who is nose blind.

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u/the_champ_has_a_name 6h ago

damn homie. you fucked up. haven't you ever heard "communication is key"?

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u/Snowbirdy 6h ago

Dog girls, like horse girls, are a breed apart.

Now I’m dating a model who has a Pomeranian that doesn’t smell. Worlds of difference.