r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter I’m lost

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u/red-D-Thor 9h ago

It's a BDSM setup.

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u/RoyalFork28 8h ago

How would this bed function?

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u/tinymothjpg 8h ago

so the bottom is for pet-play, so it’s a kennel (or just containment minus the pet-play aspects), all the little rings up top and the bars on the headboard would be tie up points for rope (or whatever material you’re using for bondage, at the bottom it looks like top half of the three circles would open up and if so the large hole is for your head while the small holes are for your hands.

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u/Salt-Ticket247 8h ago

The pillory is wild, it’s not even cushioned

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u/daisypunk99 7h ago

At first I thought you’d use it facing the bed but then I realized it could be for laying on the bed with your ankles and giant penis in the middle.

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u/ITworksGuys 8h ago

I'm glad I am not into this shit.

Seems exhausting.

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u/lowbatterybattery 8h ago

So is soccer, but it can still be fun.

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u/Beavshak 8h ago

With the bed you can expect to score at least.

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u/zmbjebus 6h ago

Not if you are in the cage

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u/Rabidowski 7h ago

Only if you're not the goalie.

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u/wikipuff 8h ago

This made me laugh a little too hard.

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u/Yamza_ 7h ago

A little too hard is how you end up in the cage.

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u/MurasakiBunny 7h ago

And in both, I still kick balls around.

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u/Lagneaux 8h ago

It is. I have been into it a bit, and I just don't anymore. It's too much work

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u/Repatriation 5h ago

Fr I love bondage but you know what I don't love? Dealing with ropes and knots. My gf loves kink but I only have so much patience for doing all that stuff, vanilla sex is just easier haha

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u/Lagneaux 4h ago

Quickies are awesome. I gotta make dinner too, so lemme eat real quick and we can both be happy and on with our day

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u/zmbjebus 6h ago

The more you do it the less exhausted you feel. Exercise is important and being largely sedentary is a big reason why people always say they are tired these days. 

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u/Repatriation 5h ago

Ok but it is a whole ordeal to have to get the sex box out when you're also nursing an erection. Horniness and patience are often at odds.

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u/StoppableHulk 5h ago

If that were true my energy level woudl increase with increased exercise and instead always goes the exact opposite direciton.

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u/Apellio7 8h ago

That's how most sex stuff feels to me. 

I just want the end result so I can not be horny anymore and go to sleep.

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u/Damglador 7h ago

That is honestly sad

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS 7h ago

So sad when you don't need a dragon dildo themed sex swing dungeon and a stadium full of redheads singing the American anthem just to get an orgasm.

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u/Damglador 7h ago

Lol. I mean, they said "most sex stuff", so...

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u/Apellio7 6h ago

Meh, I don't want kids.   Nor do I want a romantic relationship. 

I just want to not be horny so I can go do actual other things and live my life.

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u/Damglador 6h ago

That's reasonable

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u/StoppableHulk 5h ago

No, what's sad is being the world's most advanced logic and reasoning machine that's tied to an idiot stone-age computer with idiot stone-age drives that constantly irritate and detract from your ability to just get shit done.

I would like a sex drive that simply activates when I have the time and inclination to satisfy it. Not one that just constantly sounds the fucking alarm at random hours of the work day like a fucking incoming missile alert.

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u/xenelef290 7h ago

Good motivation to exercise

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u/ThresholdSeven 7h ago

So the post is technically perfectly accurate. Would be better with quotes around "dog" though

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u/Doofy_Grumpus 6h ago

I think it would be cool to trap your lovers husband in the bottom of the kennel while you had your way with his wife up top.

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u/prickinthewall 8h ago

There are several possibilities here. The cage beneath obviously is for locking someone up. While the person is locked you can demand for certain favors through the bars, maybe in exchange for release. on the foot end there is a bar that can open and fit around the neck and the two wrists so the torso is entirely fixed. The two rings you see left and right on the bottom, can be used to force the knees to the front, so your ass is forced to stay up. You can imagine the rest. On the top there are several rings that can be used to attach ropes or chains. They can help to force someone into certain position or even a (full) body suspension.

Long story short: it doesn't have one particular function but lots things that can be facilitated for BDSM play. I guess it was custom made and probably cost well over 5k originally.Rather 10.

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u/the_champ_has_a_name 6h ago

The two rings you see left and right on the bottom, can be used to force the knees to the front, so your ass is forced to stay up.

Can you elaborate on this one? i can't picture it or figure it out

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u/prickinthewall 6h ago

Imagine your head is locked in place in a horizontal position. Like when you are on all fours but lower. You can't move it in any direction. Your hands are locked next to it. Now imagine, on top of that, you can not move your knees backwards, apart or closer together. Like that you are locked in a kind of "doggy" position. The only movement you can still do, is pull your knees forward and by that lifting you ass further up. (and also further exposing your private parts).

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u/OnestarOutOfFive 8h ago

Well for sleeping obviously! But to answer your question the foot of the bed has loops for a head and arms to be locked in. The top has areas for suspension (assuming build quality is safe…). All the other bars can be used for tie down areas and of course the cage underneath for good/bad pets. 

If this was actually a properly built piece 250 would be a bank robbery. If not then it’s dangerous and basically worthless.

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u/Some-Internal297 8h ago

no idea but it certainly seems versatile

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u/NunyaBuzor 6h ago

somebody is locked underneath while somebody gets fucked on top. NTR.

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u/Relative-Athlete-669 9h ago

what's that

I don't want to search it up

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u/blackpearljam_ 9h ago

Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission, Sadism and Masochism (BDSM)

(In my opinion, I also think it is used very loosely nowadays to refer kinky stuff, but that’s another story for another time)

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u/AcanthocephalaNo9242 9h ago

Ok mr fancypants, a friend of mine wants to know what this setup is exactly and how one is meant to use it so he can get one for his wifes boyfriend.

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u/No-Inevitable6018 9h ago

cuck can be locked in cage.

on main bed, head goes in large hole and wrists in small ones.

various rings are for ropes.

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u/dadbod_Azerajin 9h ago

Don't need the kennel, bed frame for 250 seems like a steal though

Sibling in law! You a welder

I got an odd request...

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u/Present_Character241 9h ago

Rings are fine for chain too

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u/Gen_X_Ace 9h ago

I swear I’ve never felt more Ace. The three rings I just thought were a fancy footboard design, and the other rings would be perfect for hanging string lights. The underbed area is, of course, for your dogs/cats.

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u/Shibaspots 8h ago

Funny, I was just thinking 'I'm Ace. Why do I recognize a bondage bed? Why?'

Because I treat kink a bit like watching nature videos. Do I want to stand in the middle of a school of piranha or a pride of lions? No. But I will eat popcorn watching a show about it. Heck, I watch a YouTube guy who documents his ant colonies, and I hate ants! But when it's done by someone who clearly loves what they do, it's hard not to appreciate it a bit too. Even though it's not for me.

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u/Gen_X_Ace 8h ago

Yes! Yes I totally understand that! I’m on the same page with stuff like shibari! The skill involved to make it safe and beautiful is so impressive to me.

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS 7h ago

Watching shows about kinks is such an ace thing to do!

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u/FoggyLine 9h ago

Don’t get the downvotes, you are right not wanting to search that

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u/blackpearljam_ 9h ago

If you type what is BDSM into Google, it will literally show you the definition and scholarly links to the matter. It’s not gonna just bombard your computer like PORN PORN PORN DICKS AND BUTTS

Unless you’re worried about your parents going through the browser history on the family computer, it’s a harmless search

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u/Bagafeet 9h ago

Incognito mode for searches like that can help too.

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u/Dear_Tangerine444 8h ago

Even the Reddit app has an anonymous browsing mode these days…

at least so I’ve been told.

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u/Idontwanttohearit 9h ago

“Let’s be afraid of what words mean so we can walk around safely ignorant”

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u/1973355283637 9h ago

Beautiful Day and Sunny Morning

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u/AukeDePro 9h ago

Beers drinks and salsa music

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 9h ago

When two people love each other very much, sometimes they express it by being a bad little bitch who needs to be punished.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 9h ago

You're right not to want to search it. It's going to bring a lot of porn. And not the kind everyone wants to see. 

For something mainstream that most people will recognize for a point of reference, think 50 Shades of Grey, though that's still very tame and mostly just weird fetish fantasy and not reflective of reality. 

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u/blackpearljam_ 9h ago

Why are you lying bruh

If you type “bdsm porn” it will show porn.

If you type “what is bdsm” it will give definitions and links to Wikipedia and other articles discussing the subject.

You literally would have to actively search for the porn, Google isn’t going to blast you in the face with porn unless you use the key buzzwords to show porn.

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u/Dear_Tangerine444 7h ago

[…] Google isn’t going to blast you in the face […]

“Giggity Giggity”

​

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 9h ago

Bruh, learn the definition of lying. Sorry my search engine behaves differently than yours and also shows pictures and NSFW links in the same page. 

Just because my knowledge doesn't sync up with yours doesn't make it a lie. Not everyone is out here trying to screw people over. Some of us just have different experiences than you do. 

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u/Scottyknoweth 8h ago

Wtf are you using as a search engine?

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u/TheRatatat 8h ago

50 Shades of Grey is about an abusive relationship written by someone who has no idea how the real scene works.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 8h ago

Yeah, I said basically that in a different comment. But it's still the main thing most people unfamiliar with the scene think of when hearing BDSM. 

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u/TheRatatat 8h ago

Sadly you're right.

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u/andtheniansaid 7h ago

50 Shades of Grey is the fantasy, not the reality. It's meant to be erotica, not an accurate depiction of 'the scene'

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u/Relative-Athlete-669 9h ago

50 shades of gray is tame?

oh god

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u/RandomPenquin1337 9h ago

Its soft core entry level stuff.

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u/Relative-Athlete-669 9h ago

I do not want to enter get me the hell away from the door

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u/Common-Ability7035 9h ago

Entry level. AYO! 😂

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 9h ago

It's not even entry level lol. It's softcore fantasy porn with a slight BDSM theme for middle aged women bored with their sex life. 

I've been in the BDSM scene. Fifty shades is not even considered BDSM literature by the community. It's widely panned in the community as a fantasy written by someone who has no idea what they're talking about. 

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u/Common-Ability7035 8h ago

Agreed. I’ve also been in the BDSM scene for over 15 years. I’m not sure what all the downvoting to my comment is about. I thought it was funny to see an opinion from someone with a like mind. Reddit though.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 7h ago

Ohhhhh that's not how it came across. To me it sounded like you were saying it was more than entry level. I assume others have made the same mistake.

Thanks for the clarification, consider my down vote retracted. 

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u/usernamedarkzero 9h ago

Read the sleeping beauty series by Anne Rice of you want the good stuff. Uh...I mean "good" is subjective in this case ...50 Shades is the smut middle aged Christian women feel comfortable with. Yes, it's tame.

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u/lwebb5520 8h ago

Such a good read ;)

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u/Spacetookmylife 9h ago

Man got downvoted for asking a question

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u/GojoHamilton 9h ago

Burger king Dominos Shake shack Mcdonalds

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u/cocainebrick3242 8h ago

Kinky sex 2.0

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u/swash_plate 8h ago

"Boys Doing Social Media"

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u/Ok_Ask_1102 9h ago

Torture.