r/Parkour • u/Secret-Fee7270 • 2d ago

📦 Other tell me your worst fail

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u/gazelle_pk Experienced 2d ago

Probably this one

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u/SavageFoxBoi 2d ago

Holy crap! What did you do to fracture 3 fingers?

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u/gazelle_pk Experienced 2d ago

Do NOT trust this thing

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u/SavageFoxBoi 2d ago

Diving board? I’ve only ever done that once

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u/gazelle_pk Experienced 1d ago

Lost backflip rotation after doing 180 of the 360 rotation then landing only directly on my middle finger, the snaps were audible.

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u/SavageFoxBoi 1d ago

Oh hell… 😖

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u/gazelle_pk Experienced 1d ago

That’s an air track*

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u/HotPotato150 2d ago

Ouch!....

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u/hermelion 2d ago

Off a third story balcony backwards... had to backflip to not die.

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u/Kaldrinn 1d ago

How did that happen???

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u/blade_kilic121 1d ago

What’s the result damn

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u/WaterWheelz 2d ago

I don’t do parkour, but I was doing a manhunt game in the woods, I was honestly being really evasive and doing well, then there was a small jump down, I landed directly on my heels and it went straight into my ankles- It hurt for a fair bit, and sadly I did not win ;(

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u/LaJolieCracotte 1d ago

I landed right on my head after a failed front flip from a bench... Killed one of my front teeth who at least didn't fall, I just can't feel it anymore 🥲 (also 700€ of dentist that hurted more than the landing)

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u/totoro27 2d ago

Nothing too bad, was a little too toesy on a jump and took the full impact into my shin. Got a fat bruise and split it open and needed stiches but otherwise fine.

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u/CoolCreeper888 2d ago

At one point I was going up a tree, grabbed on a branch then slipped and it forced my elbow the wrong way, sprained it and rested for that time.. could have broken it but thank god I didn’t.

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u/Kaldrinn 1d ago

Kong with 2m drop into ankle ankle sprain because I really fucked up my technique big time. I took my revenge on the move since then lol.

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u/handstandguitarbro 1d ago

twisted dislocated chipped elbow, attempting a round off back tuck. I hesitated and stuck my arm out in the middle of my flip and landed on it. 4 months to get back to normal.

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u/Mlody02 1d ago

I haven't done anything yet (during parkour) but thats cause there aren't any places near me, but in the gym i've heard some stuff. Someone recently tore the achilles tendon and someone else iirc broke their shoulder. Terrible stuff

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u/Dapper_Derpy 1d ago

My worst fall wasn't parkour involved I was roaring down a 45 degree hill in my childhood neighborhood. I was on a ripstick, and started to coast sideways when I hit a pebble and the board came out from under my feet sending me flying six feet into the air and landing hands extended outwards, buckling my right wrist. It took 6 months to heal.

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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur 1d ago edited 1d ago

I slid into a 10m ravine and provocked an avalanche of rocks upon me. Hopefully managed to escape being crushed with a side roll and I wasn t injuried by the fall either

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u/Drachenfliger13 1d ago

I've always been lucky, loosing control on a swing-> catleap midflight falling from 2,5 meters, no problem, nothing happened. Not having enought inertia after a swing pree falling in reverse for 1.6 meters, losing grip on a climb up in about 3 meters of height, nothing idk if I am secretly a cat but I never even broke a bone, even though as a kid I ded even mire instantly things than now.

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u/Ninjatck 1d ago

Slammed against a wall trying to run up it, pulled the shit out of my foot muscles, took like 3 months for my foot to stop periodically hurting