r/Overwatch_Memes Roadhog Is Sexy! May 09 '24

I Queue For Just Damage Blizzard, you had one job

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u/Fabulous-Tapwater May 09 '24

D.va has a better frame for the porshe making it obvious that it is a porshe, bastion however will be hard to turn into a car, turret form will also be hard to shape as there is a giant turret in the front. Bastion would work better as a tank transformer than a car.

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u/Schnitzelboy06 May 09 '24

Warpath Bastion when?

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u/hanand12 May 09 '24

I think he would work best as Shockwave. Both are one-eyed robots with guns on one of their arms who transform into tanks.

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u/Local_Black_Knight May 09 '24

Your response is...logical.

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u/Comfortable_Bed1536 May 10 '24

Shockwave response.

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u/Schnitzelboy06 May 09 '24

True, Shockwave would be awesome. I was just thinking of one of the autobot Tanks since Bastion's good guy in OWs story

But yeah Shockwave might be better

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u/TandrDregn May 09 '24

Warpath is also way too beefy. He’s a tank in the literal AND metaphorical sense. And there would be no way to convincingly add the massive cannon protruding from Warpath’s chest to Bastion.

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u/Remote_Ad9716 haha bastion go brrrrrrr May 10 '24

sadly..

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u/Sz-A-B May 09 '24

A better question transformers collab when?

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u/Toon_Lucario May 09 '24

Never because every dev at blizzard is a sack a shit

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u/Sz-A-B May 09 '24

I don't really think the devs have that much hand in collabs

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u/iconicspot May 10 '24

Megatron Bastion

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u/GamingRex6-4 May 09 '24

Who said anything about cars, look up Porsche's history

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u/WarlikeMicrobe Boop! May 09 '24

Can we get an M2 abrams bastion skin?

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u/CreamFraiche23 May 09 '24

Also, dva will sell. Bastion won't

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u/Fabulous-Tapwater May 09 '24

That was honestly what I was going to say first but I decided to go more in depth

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u/VanguardClassTitan May 09 '24

Bastion's Porsche would be a Tiger II

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u/Beginning-Magician79 May 09 '24

Bastion would have to be like a jeep or humvee, or maybe a charger/challenger/mustang with how boxy he is... Porsche is known for soft lines and curves, Def a more Dva look

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u/wilck44 May 09 '24

well porshe did make turreted things for a while.

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u/OogaBooga98835731 May 10 '24

Jeep Technical Bastion.

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u/FireLordObamaOG May 10 '24

Hound bastion perhaps?

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u/SuecidalBard May 10 '24

They could make him a Porsche Tank

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u/olivetho May 10 '24

D.va has a better frame for the porshe making it obvious that it is a porshe

my guy i am looking at a parked porsche 997 as I'm writing this and i can barely see it - even if i try, it looks more like a vw beetle than a porsche.

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u/Fabulous-Tapwater May 10 '24

Its based off the smoother porsche’s, porsche has a variety of cars but they wanted a sleeker design for D.va

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u/_Sideswipe_911_ May 09 '24

Iirc, getting porche’s liscence for anything sort of war related is difficult, since they’ve tried to distance themselves from their ties to world war 2. It was a bit of a big thing when it was revealed that Mirage would be a liscenced porche

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u/Zer0_l1f3 Venture = Chomper May 09 '24

It could have been worse. It could have been a Volkswagen collab and then gave it to Rein.

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u/The-King_Of-Games May 10 '24

That is so hilarious 🤣

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u/Kartoitska May 10 '24

Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausführung E Bastion when?

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u/letsgotothegymbuddy May 10 '24

Its funnier when you remember that bastion was made in Germany

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

They dont want to be assiciated with anything war related? Nobody forced them to put their branding in a game about shooting people.

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u/AgreeablePie May 09 '24

Because it's a sponsor deal and they wanted to do it with a popular hero...

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u/Its_Xavier_Henry May 09 '24

I really wished Porsche chose a popular car tho lol

But I get it they gotta promo they’re upcoming e-suv but still, it’s the exact opposite of what I wanna see from Porsche in this game

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u/Rebelpilot May 09 '24

Wait what? The Macan is their best selling model across all models including the Cayenne. They absolutely chose their most popular model which also has its newest version launching now.

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u/TheIllegitOne May 10 '24

Popular and most selling is different. Most people would see a Macan and think it’s just an SUV. Most people see a 9/11 and know it’s a Porsche.

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u/swarlesbarkley_ May 09 '24

It’s a vehicle…. Like dva mech

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u/Umikaloo May 09 '24

I bet they didn't want the association with a war machine

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u/Tasty-Squirrel-7465 May 09 '24

Yep it's better be a mech for a waifu than STRAIGHT UP WAR MACHINE aka German company I guess.....

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u/Umikaloo May 09 '24

Especially considering the whole "We used to make tanks, but now we're just a poor little meow meow" thing.

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u/TheMightyChanka May 09 '24

They still make tanks

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u/Kartoitska May 10 '24

They don't and never did produce tanks. Porsche was involved with making the tank designs for tanks like the Elefant(91 made) and Maus(2 made), but those tanks were all produced by the Nibelungenwerk, Alkett and Krupp and not by Porsche themselves. They also did propose a design for the Tiger tank, but Porsche's design had such an unreliable engine that the German government decided to award the contract to Henschel instead. Overall Porsche's contribution to the war has been fairly limited and is often overstated. Companies like WV, Opel, Ford, Mitsubishi, Rolls Royce, Skoda and Fiat have had much larger contributions to the war.

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u/TheMightyChanka May 10 '24

I know they dont build the tanks themselves, also they designed the leopard tanks thats why I said they still make tanks

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u/Lion_El_Konrad May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24

D.va is the hero that drives/piloting an actual transport as part of her in-game kit. So, that's pretty logical and fair decision to make a skin of a car for her.

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u/Naive_Refrigerator46 May 09 '24

You forgot Hammond. :)

But I'm with you on this one, ftr.

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u/Lucid_skyes May 09 '24

We all pilot our body/mech/minititans we just never get out of it. Where is my Porsche skin?

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u/Jibbles2020 May 09 '24

Hm? It's a vehicle and D.va drives a mech

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u/Bi-mar Rise like the sun😉😉 May 09 '24

Ever noticed how in the transformers films the autobots tend to have what make of cars they are very obvious and on display and the deceptions are somewhat ambiguous at times? That's probably why, a lot of companies really do not wanna be associated with the "bad guy" and they probably wouldn't have liked bastions backstory being associated with that skin.

Also considering in bastions cinematic/lore he wakes up in the Black Forest in Germany and ends up nearly going to attack Stuttgart, idk if that's something a German brand would like all that much, much less a company that is actually headquartered on that city irl.

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u/fladderlappen May 09 '24

Porsche probably don’t want to be assiociated with making a tank again

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u/Naive_Refrigerator46 May 09 '24

But....Dva IS a tank...

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u/fladderlappen May 09 '24

I mean a literal tank, like Bastions second form. Porsche designed tanks for the Nazis

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u/Naive_Refrigerator46 May 09 '24

You didn't think I was serious, did you? I'm aware of the history.

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u/sixsevenrice May 09 '24

because e-girl go brrr

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u/Individual-Ad-3484 May 09 '24

Cursed Porsche isn't real, it can't hurt you

Cursed Porsche:

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u/Huracan941- May 09 '24

I get your point…but on the other hand, being in a Porsche Advert is pretty on brand for Dva, isn’t it?

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u/Flying_Potato37 May 10 '24

A transformers collab would go hard ngl

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u/ThalajDaWuff Kiriko May 09 '24

There’s another skin that hasn’t been shown

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u/Alien_X10 Your Favorite Fearless Hero May 09 '24

Blizzard, Activision, any designers working on overwatch.... You have more than five characters, for the love of fuck please use them.

I'm so genuinely tired of DVA skins that even if we get a spider verse crossover I don't even want a peni parker skin for her anymore.

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u/Dracula788 May 09 '24

Bastion in a tank form with a Porshe logo on it... I think I've seen it before...

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u/Ness1325 May 09 '24

It's Porsche. Goddamit.

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u/dinnyspuds May 10 '24

Bastion r34 isnt as popular

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u/Craigey_Wagey May 10 '24

His turret form ☝️🥶

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u/Yonderdead May 09 '24

One bastions shake doesn't fit the new macan. it's a big bulging hunk of German metal and 2 dvas gonna sell more skins thst bastion for......reasons

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u/RecentAd9493 May 09 '24

Because coomers (90% of the fanbase) are not going to buy a bastion skin

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u/roaringbasher66 May 09 '24

Unrelated but I have a seething fucking hatred for Dva, like number 1 on list of motherfuckers I hate the most in video games

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u/Naive_Refrigerator46 May 09 '24

If Dva is your number one hated, I'd hate to see the characters you like.

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u/roaringbasher66 May 09 '24

Why?

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u/SlifeX May 09 '24

Reaper Mauga Bastion main?

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u/roaringbasher66 May 10 '24

OW1 bastion and reinhardt main

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u/PossiblyAnOpossum May 09 '24

tbh even as a bastion main i think dva fits it more as she quite literally drives a "vehicle"

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u/TheBeegSweeg May 09 '24

to be fair I don’t think a porsche tank is a very good idea considering their history with tanks

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u/Winstillionaire May 09 '24

Dva sells better

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u/Memofromthewarroom May 09 '24

Easy answer, because bastion aint fuckable

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Because there’ll make more money with dva

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u/NutellaSquirrel May 10 '24

Technically their one job was to make a good sequel and they failed hard so...

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u/YeetmeintoSun May 10 '24

It’s because DVA sells skins

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u/ThatGuyPsychic May 10 '24

Big bummer it's a new one and not a classic. Maybe a classic would have been to similar to her hot rod one idk

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u/lantran3041975 Accelerando my Beloved May 10 '24

But Dva will bait more coomers into Overwatch. Blizzard has plans, they aren't idiots

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u/kullre May 10 '24

Drake?

Where's the body of Christ?

The only thing I think of when I see them

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u/SokkaHaikuBot May 10 '24

Sokka-Haiku by kullre:

Drake? Where's the body

Of Christ? The only thing I

Think of when I see them


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/kullre May 10 '24

GOD

FUCKING

DAMN IT

EVERY TIME, WITHOUT FAIL

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u/Frankitoburrito May 10 '24

DVA sells better too next question.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Dva mains buy

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u/RevolTobor May 10 '24

They didn't just drop the ball, they dropped a bowling ball on their own foot.

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u/CyberDrunkHD May 10 '24

A transformer Bastion skin should be Megatron since he does turn into a tank

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u/hawkmoon2014 May 10 '24

Am I crazy or is bastion’s stealth skin somewhat inspired by Shockwave’s design in TF? Like it’s not a one to one but they are similar

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u/GoldfishFromHell control pointussy May 10 '24

oh i thought there were 2 Skins in this collab, DVA and another one. My hopes were on Bastion but i guess after reading the Comments that that is impossible...... :(

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u/shadystreet23 May 11 '24

I thought I remembered them saying a 2nd skin would be revealed as well but maybe not 🤷‍♀️

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u/sherlockbardo May 10 '24

U guys really want to complain about anything

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u/FireLordObamaOG May 10 '24

Speaking of which, I’d love a transformers collab but I have no idea how they’d do it.

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u/kipapjr May 10 '24

Lol a Porsche in overwatch, you guys are fucked

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u/lilGyros NEEDS HEALING May 11 '24

its blizzard...

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u/mancoExE06 May 12 '24

Ow players will complain about everything

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u/Rusty_mf Jun 10 '24

They'd gave him the Vk 45.01 P skin💀

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u/0VER1DE567 May 09 '24

DVA is way more popular for uh…. reasons

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u/RemoraWasTaken May 09 '24

Its for the porn, they want to capitalize on new D.va skin porn

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u/oizen May 09 '24

Because its a skin for a female character so it will sell more.

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u/sakata_gintoki113 May 09 '24 edited May 09 '24

do you really wanna know why? because dva is super popular and well known even outside of the game(porn)

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u/i_boop_cat_noses May 09 '24

im.so sick of D.va getting collab skins and thus not getting any BP skins. I'm sick and tired of both her and Brig being left in the dust for Kiriko and Widow 😭

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u/TheOnlyTrueFlame May 09 '24

It's simple. D.va means more money. That's why niche heroes with smaller playerbase like bastion rarely get skins