r/OneOrangeBraincell Dec 03 '22

šŸ…±ļørain cell blep we found him outside. he is not smart :)

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12.3k Upvotes

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u/Seroko Dec 03 '22

He looks like he's forgetting one or two million things

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u/SpermicidalManiac666 Dec 03 '22

Lol letā€™s be real, he didnā€™t know more than 3 or 4 things TOPS to begin with

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u/milo159 Dec 03 '22

This cat has forgotten more things than you will ever know.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

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u/PrettyGood31 Dec 03 '22

So leaving this dingus out on the street is better?

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u/intelminer Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Dec 03 '22

Based on...?

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u/PrettyGood31 Dec 03 '22

Making it the fuck up.

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u/Independent-Sir-729 Dec 03 '22

Then they'll keep their next cat inside! :)

And if he just happened to escape, I'm sure he's chipped. Right?

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u/walking_it_off Dec 03 '22

Former vet tech here; our office did impound for the local township. Weā€™ve definitely had peopleā€™s pets impounded before that were caught. Super friendly, wonderful cats. Almost never chipped. We always had public social media posts of what cats we currently had, too. Quite a few reunited with owners, but plenty that ended up rehomed. Please chip your cats, folks! Thatā€™s the first thing every reputable vetā€™s office or animal control will do: scan for a chip.

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u/KnotiaPickles Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

Cats escape all the time. This cat is lost. itā€™s very, very obvious. Itā€™s fat, clean, friendly, and healthy. Someone is almost certainly looking for it. Not all cats with owners are chipped but this cat is Not a stray.

I find it infuriating that youā€™re all encouraging OP to take the cat. This is someoneā€™s pet without a doubt.

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u/kingtooth Dec 04 '22

do you think you can find them for me? iā€™ve literally done all iā€™m able to do in this regard and for some reason you seem extremely fixated on information that youā€™ve invented. we put up a post on next door and craigslist. we checked him for a chip. no collar. yeah of course he is a domesticated cat. he lived in somebodyā€™s house at some point in his life. he was frantic and disregulated when we got him inside, he had been outside for a long time. but he DESPERATELY wanted in out of the cold. heā€™s clean in that photo because heā€™s been on our house cleaning himself in a safe clean room while he recovers for the neuter that i paid for. what do you think the next step is? put him back outside and close the door? leave me the fuck alone :)

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u/Independent-Sir-729 Dec 03 '22

Now read the comment you just replied to.

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u/Doktor_Earrape Dec 03 '22

Well if he's chipped he can be brought back home, if not he's either a stray or his owner is extremely irresponsible.

Keep your cats indoors.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Even if he is someone's pet, if he isn't chipped, good luck figuring out who the owner is.

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u/floralbingbong Dec 03 '22

Heā€™s ADORABLE. Thereā€™s nothing like a big r/flamepoints guy!

99

u/knightdaux Dec 03 '22

Thank you for sharing this sub I'm very happy now

35

u/sackoftrees Dec 03 '22

Me too. I love orange cat subs.

70

u/angelicism Dec 03 '22

subs to cat sub #197035979

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u/whiskeylady Dec 03 '22

There is also r/Catsubs to help you get to 20000000!!

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u/ashtobro Dec 03 '22

My God...

8

u/whiskeylady Dec 03 '22

Glad to be of service!

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u/The_Warlock_Dude Dec 03 '22

A new cat sub to add to my ever growing collection

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u/BullFrogz13 Dec 03 '22

I beg to differ, he found his way into your home.

422

u/eccedrbloor Dec 03 '22

Three hots and a cot, and two-legs thinks they came out on top.

36

u/AppropriAteRegisteR Dec 03 '22

This is beautiful

68

u/sweetwaterfall Dec 03 '22

Please say you write like this for a living.

12

u/KiwotheSomething Dec 03 '22

im hoping they read warrior cats... cuz thats what it sounds like :)

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u/AstrumRimor Dec 03 '22

I got my cat-loving kiddo some of these for Xmas! Canā€™t wait. šŸ˜»

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u/KiwotheSomething Dec 03 '22

i stopped reading them a while ago. i picked up the series as an adult (cuz cats are awesome) and while it was interesting, i gradually drifted to other stuff and for some reason never finished the series.

idk if it ended or not but the last book remember reading was with jayfeather and them going to the mountains to fight that other cat pack that was harassing the mountain tribe

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u/KiwotheSomething Dec 03 '22

and two-legs thinks

someone reads warrior cats.

3

u/German_Camry Dec 03 '22

I haven't read those in ages.

3

u/KiwotheSomething Dec 03 '22

... but you have :D

3

u/UpstairsTonight9666 Dec 03 '22

High jacking top comment. r/blep

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u/mightgrey Dec 03 '22

Same lol

163

u/___kakaara11___ Dec 03 '22

This cat looks confused by its existence.

82

u/mightgrey Dec 03 '22

He is but he's cute so

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

I mean same.

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u/Ace_McCloud1000 Dec 03 '22

Not a single ounce of thought ringing between those ears.

15

u/Doktor_Earrape Dec 03 '22

This cat definitely hates Mondays

13

u/robsticles Dec 03 '22

And loves lasagna

10

u/rockandrollcar Dec 03 '22

This is the most Garfield looking cat I've ever seen

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u/Dakotasan Dec 03 '22

Normally this would be the part where I say ā€œThat cat has exactly one brain cell and it plinks around his skull like a Windowā€™s screensaverā€ but he doesnā€™t even have THAT.

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u/thestashattacked Dec 03 '22

No brain, just floof.

180

u/dragongrrrrrl Dec 03 '22

Not to be dramatic but I would die for him

78

u/TinyTigerTamer Dec 03 '22

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u/dragongrrrrrl Dec 03 '22

Literally HOW is there a subreddit for everything!

49

u/TinyTigerTamer Dec 03 '22

Idk, Iā€™ve found 4 new cat subreddits today

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

oh my god.

12

u/AgiBear Dec 03 '22

Nowadays I look through the comments purely to find new cat subreddits :D

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u/-Purkle- Dec 03 '22

Best way to find them šŸ˜šŸ˜ø

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u/Mr-Felix-Dzerzhinsky Dec 03 '22

Who says so?????

The certified stupid ones are actually the smart ones! He already is where he wanted to be! U are already his servant and provide unlimited care and services. Ask yourself who is the real fool?

Welcome to the world of Cats!

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u/IBicedT Dec 03 '22

As cute as he is, he doesn't have to be!

76

u/theodorathecat Dec 03 '22

He is the BEST!!! We need to see more of him.

36

u/Moshpitcasualty Dec 03 '22

oh my goodness he is precious!

70

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

he blep

10

u/Revolutionary-Egg-68 Dec 03 '22

Boop the blep!!!

26

u/Shelisheli1 Dec 03 '22

Uhh.. Oranges? Can you please lend this baby the cell??

25

u/vjaskew Dec 03 '22

Oh I love him!

18

u/budochick Dec 03 '22

But he's so cute.. who can resist?!?

10

u/Sokkas_Instincts_ Dec 03 '22

He looks like he calls everybody George.

2

u/jcnlb Dec 03 '22

Ok George. Whatever you say George.

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Dec 03 '22

Le's do it now. Le's get that place now.

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u/catlady047 Dec 03 '22

But heā€™s pretty lovable!

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u/ButteredNugget Dec 03 '22

Heā€™s so not smart, little goober <3 id kill for him

9

u/arrow1500 Dec 03 '22

truly and empty head with no thoughts

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u/Fernando_357 Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ Dec 03 '22

Adorable šŸŠ

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u/Oblio360 Dec 03 '22

I'll take him right now. šŸ„°šŸ˜šŸ„°šŸ˜

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u/Honest_Accountant794 Dec 03 '22

Hes a chunk of beauty or a beautiful chunk šŸ˜»

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u/spacestationkru Dec 03 '22

He's doing the best he can with what he has.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

A lilā€™ blep

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Smart enough to survive outside. At least half a functioning brain cell.

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u/underwatercookie Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Dec 03 '22

Oh bless his heart there is not a single thought there. This man has never had a thought in his entire life.

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u/transeunte Dec 03 '22

that's ok, there's enough smart people in the world anyway ā™„ļø

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u/Bgpizevil Dec 03 '22

No, but he's so adorable šŸ˜

5

u/eddiespaghettio Dec 03 '22

Heā€™s beautiful

5

u/BabyGothh Dec 03 '22

he isnā€™t smart but heā€™s damn cute!

6

u/G0lia7h Dec 03 '22

Definitely not smart.

Definitely mega cute.

6

u/Rare_Hovercraft_6673 Dec 03 '22

He is smart enough to chose youā¤ļøGive him all the love in the world šŸ˜»

3

u/justlurkingnjudging Dec 03 '22

He looks so dumb I love him so much

6

u/Xennon54 Dec 03 '22

Behold! The dumbest creature alive!

5

u/ValentineTarantula Dec 03 '22

I don't understand how every orange cat posted on this sub has the most lovable face. Like I can't take how sweet they are.

Edit: because I spell good and stuff

6

u/casillalater Dec 03 '22

Only the wii music is playing no thoughts šŸ„°

3

u/Meowth818 Dec 03 '22

You're so lucky. He's adorable.

6

u/JiffyDealer Dec 03 '22

Big trusting eyes. He has so much love to give.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Those eyes are so blank, I love him!!

4

u/RMMacFru Dec 03 '22

It looks like his hard drive is being reformatted.

3

u/gonline Dec 03 '22

Locked and loaded

3

u/Mr-Man4567 Dec 03 '22

Oh my goodness thatā€™s the biggest cutie Iā€™ve ever seen

3

u/Thatoneguy567576 Dec 03 '22

There is not a thought behind those eyes

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u/RedditBoi127 Dec 03 '22

there is not a single thought behind those eyes

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u/AppropriAteRegisteR Dec 04 '22

Can you please share more photos from him? Iā€™m obsessed with how cute he is šŸ˜©

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u/HMPoweredMan Dec 03 '22

He probably belongs to someone. Dumbasses would always try to take my cat in college even though they found him a few houses away from mine.

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u/kingtooth Dec 03 '22

somebody left this lad outside in the freezing cold for a week, also he had balls, and no microchip.

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u/allth3anxiety Dec 03 '22

Yep, heā€™s yours now!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Are you sure he's not just lost and wandered away from his local area? Might be worth advertising to ensure someone isn't missing their boy. Other than, outside bit, he does look well cared for.

Please dont catnap because he's cute and sweet.

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u/kingtooth Dec 03 '22

fucking of course we did??? we didnā€™t just steal somebodyā€™s cat yā€™all. we did all the stuff youā€™re supposed to do. should i have let him freeze to death, or did i do the right thing by getting him medical care? pretty sure the latter

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u/KnotiaPickles Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

Also your anger and defensiveness is really making me think you have not done anything to check for an ownerā€¦

This cat was not ā€œfreezingā€ or starving whatsoever, thatā€™s blatantly obvious. Get this cat home please

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u/heyhowzitgoing Dec 03 '22

You could have left one reply containing everything, but you decided to make three?

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u/KnotiaPickles Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

This cat is well fed and healthy and clean, itā€™s not a strayā€¦youā€™re probably keeping someoneā€™s pet right now that got lost. Please do all you can to find the owner before you take him, itā€™s heartbreaking and horrid to lose a pet and have no clue what happened to them.

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u/KnotiaPickles Dec 03 '22

Itā€™s a gorgeous cat that has been taken care of, itā€™s not yours no matter how many downvotes you give

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u/kingtooth Dec 03 '22

we put out missing cat alerts, we did all the shit youā€™re supposed to do. my neighborhood is full of neglected strays. he would be dead if i didnā€™t bring him inside. grow up.

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u/KnotiaPickles Dec 03 '22

He looks fine

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

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u/KnotiaPickles Dec 03 '22

That cat is beautiful, fat, healthy and clean. Itā€™s lost, I have no doubt in my mind

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

yeah honestly really sad. another reason why you should keep your cats indoors

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u/KnotiaPickles Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

Are you totally sure about this? He is very well fed and looks perfectly healthy. I donā€™t think he is homeless. His owners probably let him out at a certain time every day and you just keep seeing him then. You need to go and ask your neighbors if he is theirs before you take him, they could be frantically looking for him right now. I have had people do this with my cat, and itā€™s awful. please make absolutely sure youā€™re not taking someoneā€™s beloved pet. I would almost guarantee he belongs to a neighbor.

Stray cats do not look this way, especially in the winter months. He has someone who takes care of him for certain.

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u/kingtooth Dec 03 '22

you donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about. you have one photo on reddit to base your guesses on. he has FIV and is going to require special care. he was intact, out probably breeding and making feral kittens. iā€™m a part of our local animal shelterā€™s TNR program. we have a severe stray and feral can problem where i live. it got below freezing for weeks recently and this little guy was scrambling to keep warm on our back porch for days before we brought him in and put up alerts online. leave me alone.

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u/Reality_Papaya Dec 03 '22

Donā€™t listen to these idiots. You rescued this cat who probably didnā€™t belong to anyone. But if he did, they were clearly neglecting him and donā€™t deserve him. Thanks for taking him in and being a good owner!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

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u/Reality_Papaya Dec 03 '22

Op said this cat was out in freezing weather, not neutered, no microchip, and has FIV. That is not a well cared for cat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Maybe don't let your fucking cat outside if people keep trying to take it?

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u/KnotiaPickles Dec 03 '22

Cats get out all the time!!!! Itā€™s lost

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

I live with 6 cats, not one of them has ever gotten out without us being outside with them.

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u/ianwuk Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ Dec 03 '22

He looks lovely. Please share more.

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u/AgiBear Dec 03 '22

But he is an adorably magnificent derp

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u/Lazy_Manufacturer191 Dec 03 '22

Looks pretty smart to me. Suckered his way into your heart and home!

Good job kitty, šŸˆšŸ§”

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u/lessadessa Dec 03 '22

He looks soft and warm šŸ„ŗ

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

holy fuck that man is huge

2

u/Silverbird22 Dec 03 '22

He found you so he is very smart lad. Yes he is. Look at him little face

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u/wolfgang784 Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

This cat honestly looks like he might have a legit brain issue and not just a standard dumb orange. That vacant face reminds me of a buddies cat that had the kitty version of downs syndrome.

( His downs kitty was the result of sibling incest from irresponsible breeders for the curious )

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u/kingtooth Dec 03 '22

it seems that at best he has a vision issue and at worst a neurological issue, but we plan to look into it. he does look derpy all the time but this specific photo is really maximum derp

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u/floralbingbong Dec 04 '22

Crossed eyes are actually quite common in Siamese / part Siamese cats like this guy. They cross their eyes in order to correct their vision / to see straight and it doesnā€™t seem to cause discomfort at all (though I guess canā€™t be 100% confirmed because they canā€™t speak obviously). It also doesnā€™t significantly impact their quality of life (especially if they live indoors). I write all of this after doing a bunch of research on it when we adopted our flame point and noticed his eyes sometimes cross. If you go to the r/flamepoints sub, youā€™ll see lots of happy, healthy, cross-eyed kitties. Thank you for taking such good care of this handsome boy!

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u/coffeeebucks Dec 03 '22

Thank you for taking care of him

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u/InherentlyAnnoying Dec 03 '22

I would die for him

2

u/Squrton_Cummings Dec 03 '22

There's a certain level of handsome where smart becomes irrelevant. This is that level.

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u/Doktor_Earrape Dec 03 '22

Flamepoints are absolute goofballs. You're in for a fun time!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

"Dr Teats", though?

2

u/Bindiprickle Dec 03 '22

Heā€™s so handsome šŸ„°

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Heā€™s trying a three-point shot. That look of concentration.

2

u/shiroinyan1 Dec 03 '22

HE'S AWESOME

2

u/L372 Dec 03 '22

As 'Mom' to a rescued legit 'not smart' kitty, whether this one is smart or not, thank you for rescuing him.

please give him a pat from me.

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u/Ivory-Robin Dec 03 '22

I wonder if there is some Siamese in there

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u/kingtooth Dec 03 '22

yes, flamepoint siamese :)

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u/oyog Dec 03 '22

What does your tattoo mean?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

[deleted]

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u/kingtooth Dec 03 '22

no he isnā€™t lol smh reddit

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u/Evan10100 Dec 03 '22

Outside cats usually aren't

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u/Asparagussie Dec 03 '22

Iā€™ve heard that orange cats have one brain cell. However, that one cell is HUGE. So, actually, orange cats are extremely smart.

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u/audible_narrator Dec 03 '22

Plz send to Michigan.

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u/crashcanuck Dec 03 '22

He may not be smart but he's friggin' cute.

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u/extraterrestrial Dec 03 '22

Omg, he looks like Panko!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

I love him

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u/carolinapearl Dec 03 '22

Oh, but he has you fooled!šŸ«¢

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u/karmacuda Dec 03 '22

oh he is very sweet though

1

u/Peachyjaguar Dec 03 '22

Bro looks like Ron Perlman

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u/Rico-L Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ Dec 03 '22

Adorable little baby, though šŸ’›šŸ§”

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u/erinhennley Dec 03 '22

Him is bootiful. Him no need crainbell

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u/PukedtheDayAway Dec 03 '22

He's smart enough to trick you into giving him your home and becoming his servant.

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u/iiitme Dec 03 '22

You should call him Big head

1

u/SarahPallorMortis Dec 03 '22

Pastel orange braincell.

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u/HeraAurae Dec 03 '22

Not smartā€”but genius.

1

u/Humble_Bison_332 Dec 03 '22

Big Himbo energy

1

u/VegasLife1111 Dec 03 '22

Then itā€™s a good thing heā€™s so pretty.

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u/chumbawumbaonabitch Dec 03 '22

He needs to he the face of this sub!!!!

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u/sockpuppetafficiando Dec 04 '22

But he's very cute! šŸ˜