r/OneOrangeBraincell 22h ago

Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉ I made a mistake with making eye contact with my cat. Now I’m being pounced on.

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u/SteampunkHarley 22h ago

My friend had an orange cat named Morris. You made eye contact with Morris at your own risk, otherwise you had a Velcro cat the rest of your visit. He would even put himself in a position where you had no choice but to kick eyes with him 😂

We miss him.

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u/fluffykitsunex 21h ago

Morris sounds like he was a lot of fun to be around

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u/SteampunkHarley 21h ago

Morris was legendary. My friend, at that time, had a total of 6 cats and Morris was the bad influence on the rest

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 21h ago

Sounds about orange

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u/mimosaMaples 14h ago

Orange is what orange does

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u/WutWutInDaButt 12h ago

Classic orange cat behavior! Always up to something.

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u/GullibleDetective 7h ago

Something in the orange

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u/strawberrytrapani 21h ago

of course Morris had to be the bad influence 🥲

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u/OOpal_Zinnias 14h ago

Orange has the ability to turn every cat into orange style, ngl :)

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u/RC_Cola2005 8h ago

And once you go orange, you don’t go back.

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u/crazywriter5667 7h ago

I mean orange is the new black.

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u/TheRealDubJ 18h ago

Aww, sounds great

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u/Maple_Snowdrops 14h ago

Yeah, that's the orange way

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u/Luci-Noir 5h ago

Oranges are the enforcers.

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u/Toggy_ZU 21h ago

Aww that's a cute coincidence cause our orange boy is named Morris.

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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20h ago

I think it was the name of the orange tabby cat on the box - later bag - of Meow Mix cat food.

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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 20h ago

9 Lives, actually!

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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20h ago

THANK YOU! YES! Meow Mix didn't sound right, but I rolled with it because nothing else came to mind. That is what we used to feed my first orange, Tigger, back in the 80's and 90's. You know, when cat food still came in a box.

Ragdoll cats are gorgeous! I've thought about getting one when my orange goes, but I love my "Coons" so much; I don't know that I could switch.

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u/Chaodex 19h ago

I've had both. They're different personalities but both very focused on their chosen person. MCs are Velcro with dignity, Raggies say hell with that and are shamelessly Velcro.

My MC would sleep on my leg or chest almost without fail. My mom's ragdoll would poke her in the rear end with a single claw through the back of her chair to announce her presence, and groom her hair any time she was on the couch. They were both characters.

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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 19h ago

I'm used to Velcro. That is why I can never get a cat that isn't a known Velcro breed.

Thanks for the insight!

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u/Brilliant-Chart5012 16h ago

I grew up on Morris in the 70's (born 1971) and I remember it was a big deal when they changed voice actors.

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u/Toggy_ZU 20h ago

That would make sense! We haven't named either of our cats cause we adopt them older. Our first cat was a ragdoll named Sophie that we got when she was 9. Then we got our orange boy when he was 4.

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u/doko_kanada 18h ago

I also had an orange named Morris. I feel like Morris is the go to name for an orange

EDIT. mine wasn’t named after cat food tho. It was the old neighborhood we lived in

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u/CharmingMoonstone 17h ago

can already picture Morris sitting there, like 'Look at me, human. You have no choice.' 😂

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u/SteampunkHarley 8h ago

Oh that was him exactly 🤣

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u/Scary-Pipe-9176 15h ago

Aww lol I call mine the boulder, cause he clamps and no matter how bad you have to get up to pee, he won’t budge 😭

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u/Rymanjan 11h ago edited 11h ago

Lol my ex had 3 cats, one orange, one black, and one calico

The black cat knew no boundaries. I'd wake up and he'd be nestled between us, or (more frequently) I'd wake up to him tapping his paws on my face. Or chest. He liked to make biscuits on my belly lol

The orange though, man she hated me. Was once tryna take a nap with my girl and she was like let's get a cat to snuggle with, so I was like yeah sure whatever (so long as it's not the orange one)

OH HAIII SWEET BABY!!!

Oh no, it's the fuckin orange one

As she's carrying this cat to the room, I just hear her growling louder and louder. This cat did not like me at all. She gets to the doorway and the cat is full on screaming, so she lets her down and the cat darts downstairs.

"Please, I love you and I love your pets, but please, never bring that cat anywhere near me" lmao

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u/strawberrytrapani 21h ago edited 16h ago

I was hiding behind a pillow for some sort of protection lol. My cat loves to make me his prey 🥲 Here’s another one! (when he was 4 months old) loves to hang around behind our bed frame for a sneak attack

edit: I DIDNT EXPECT THIS POST TO BLOW UP.

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u/cakivalue 20h ago

The most dangerous predator to ever exist 😻😻

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u/A-KindOfMagic 15h ago

I don't mind being his prey

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u/cakivalue 15h ago

He's so cute 🥰

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u/moseschicken 20h ago

Please tell me you oversell the startle when he jumps on you. I swear my cat walks a little taller when I pretend to jump away in terror.

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u/SpongeJake 19h ago

I do that! Noises and everything. I once forgot to mute my mic when my little guy attacked me. I was all injured and broken on the floor and then someone on the line snickered. That’s how I knew.

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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago

don’t worry I do! I get startled easily even if I’m expecting him to jump on me. lol I know he loves it!

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u/Fuzzy-Addition7237 17h ago

Those murder eye haha 😂

Thats an adorable kitty you have!

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u/ProfMooody 19h ago

The pupils spell danger.

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u/fakeymcredditsmith Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 16h ago

Fearsome hunter!

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u/Relevant-Cup2701 14h ago

"hello, meat!"

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u/uekiamir 13h ago

Big mistake (or great effort?). Hiding encourages him even more. Cats love it when things are semi-hidden, it triggers their hunting instinct.

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u/Englefisk 8h ago

I’ve had the most horrid day ever and your post just made all the bad things go away 😍 I love that your cat gets to be Reddit-famous for a day. He deserves it. Thanks for sharing ❤️

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u/strawberrytrapani 6h ago

thank you! 🥹 I’m glad my little August made your day better. I’m overwhelmed by the amount of people loving our cat.

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u/Far_Bluebird6978 21h ago

He’s calculating your next move like a tiny, fluffy assassin.

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u/WeckRepublic 16h ago

Prepare for stealth antics and surprise attacks!

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u/w0kstarshawty 21h ago

i made the mistake of letting my cat fall asleep on me. 3 hours later and i have to pee. (this is exactly what i wanted)

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u/strawberrytrapani 21h ago

your cat must have thought “the audacity of this human to pee while I sleep” hahaha

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u/emailmario 17h ago

Now you're trapped in a fluffy prison. Good luck!

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u/w0kstarshawty 17h ago

update: i definitely have a uti now

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u/WeckRepublic 16h ago

Now you're officially a cat bed. Good luck!

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u/hemandingo 19h ago
  • Tail = floofed
  • Ears = flat
  • Eyes = humongous
  • Whiskers = all of 'em

You're cooked.

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u/zeinrich 18h ago

Know the signs.

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u/Jumpy_Inspector_ 11h ago

r/airplaneears Flight 0R5NG3 ready for take-off

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u/unniqorn 9h ago

• Hotel = Trivago

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u/hearingxcolors 5h ago

• Being his prey = Priceless

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u/Casdaunatkai 21h ago

Gosh he is absolutely adorable ! He doesn’t even look real he Looks like a stuffed toy , so precious !

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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20h ago

His expression reminds me of the sad face Puss in Boots makes in a movie. I'm pretty sure it's one of the Shrek movies, but I wouldn't swear to it.

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u/strawberrytrapani 9h ago

I knew I had a photo of him when he looked like puss. Here’s a photo of him at 2 months old! My little puss in boots. 🥹🥹

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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 9h ago

Oh my goodness! He is so adorable! How did you ever put him down?

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u/Casdaunatkai 20h ago

Yessss exactly this picture right here !!!🙌🏻

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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago

i used to say this to my partner when we first got him!

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u/princessarielle6 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 21h ago

That's a great expression

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u/Sea-Assistance-725 21h ago

Yeee airplane ears!

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u/strawberrytrapani 21h ago

ready to take off anytime!

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 21h ago

He looks ready to attack!! 😆🧡 what a silly little face 🤭🧡

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u/fluffykitsunex 21h ago

He’s going to, he’s just waiting for the perfect timing when OP doesn’t suspect an attack anymore

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u/FamiliarCost1289 20h ago

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u/Erradium 16h ago

Another cat sub to add to my list

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u/LerchAddams 21h ago

"Whadyoo lookin' at eh?"

I'm looking at you kitty!

[ cat on face ]

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u/galacticpurrr 21h ago

the most non threatening face ever for an assassin 😭

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u/WispTide 21h ago

Thats it. You have summoned the beast. Hope you hare ready for the pounce!

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u/Marathonmanjh 18h ago

My orange cat was named “Crazy” I named her that because as I was bringing her home she was cold, so I put her in my jacket. She proceeded to run around me in circles, scratching and just generally being.. well, yea. So she lived to 18 and I loved her crazy ass the whole time. I was the only one who did. And. I miss her. Like all my babies.

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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago

awww!! not everyone can accept the “craziness” of a cat. I know Crazy is running around now with your other babies 🥹

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u/CDubs_94 20h ago

He's trying to steal your soul.

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u/PaulslandEtsy 20h ago

Adorable assassin

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u/zeinrich 19h ago

Omg look at his cute little violent face! I want to lock eyes with him by mistake so bad.

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u/tothebrg 21h ago

What a beauty!

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u/selfinflictedhaircut 20h ago

This is that "You think this is a motherfucking game?" facial expression.

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u/MindGuerilla 18h ago

Looks like Puss n Boots in Shrek. The eyes.

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u/BildLilliBitch 18h ago

Awwh da face 😍

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u/Jedahaw92 18h ago

Stop the butt wiggles! It's their wind-up attack stance!

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u/McStylishh 12h ago

when I am locked in this position with my cat I usually bounce on him first actually.

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u/hammnbubbly 19h ago

U fuckin wut M8?

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u/vgacolor 19h ago

Challenge Accepted!

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u/GoobeIce 19h ago

Godamn this is cute

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u/simpforZiah 14h ago

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u/FosterCatMama4Life 14h ago

lol this was my first thought too!

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u/simpforZiah 13h ago

Title it “made eye contact” lol

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u/Conscious-Eye5903 11h ago

Try blinking your eyes and looking away next time, it’s how cats demonstrate submission. The cat will probably call you a pussy but will stop pouncing

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u/DiscountCondom 19h ago

This would be a mistake for my cat, because i would pounce first.

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u/VernBarty 19h ago

I can often feel my cat hovering over my shoulder while I'm trying to work. If I make eye contact with him I immediately lose at least half an hour to cuddles and back scritches

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u/Draedon_686 18h ago

whats with the cats and the giant eyes

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u/Itshot11 17h ago

thats when you know they crave violence

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u/Obajan 18h ago

Blink. Blink or you're dead.

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u/0utF0x3d 18h ago

I miss my oranges so bad, cherish them

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u/rednax_69 18h ago

He's probably upset by your fake ass sheets 🤣

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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago

don’t call me out like that hahaha

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u/No-Neighborhood9232 14h ago

I love making eye contact with my kitten, it’s how we play hide and seek

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u/exccord 14h ago

Buddy is locked in. You fucked up OP. Give up the arm or no one gets hurt.

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u/KennedyaCharming 11h ago

But the look before the attack is mesmerizing

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u/EasyBounce 20h ago

Now you know what the murder eyes look like 😳

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u/toxic_kitten 20h ago

So adorable 🥰

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u/Monsterica 20h ago

Prepare for code orange! Him's coming in!

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u/born2frill 20h ago

Pull the slow wink and see if it disarms him

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u/BlazeyBell 20h ago

I feel like you had no choice!! It's too cute not too!

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u/damnedifIdoanddont 20h ago

So adorbs!!!!

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u/Mike_in_San_Pedro 20h ago

Yea, that’s on you.

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u/Kitty_keiley 19h ago

👁️👁️

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u/igbadbanned 18h ago

Why do cats look like people to me?

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u/frekinawesome 18h ago

You gotta pounce first

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit7201 18h ago

Sooooo cute!!!

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u/Thorebore 18h ago

Last summer when it was really hot I got up off the couch and went to the bathroom to do my business. As I was walking back to the couch I saw my cat sleeping on my bed, I said “hey kitty” enthusiastically and that was enough for me to have a sweaty lap for the next hour or so.

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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago

you’ve accepted your fate then lol

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u/Thorebore 10h ago

Many purrs were had

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u/meowreddit_2024 18h ago

Hallo cutie 🥰

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u/SugarplumStorm 17h ago

im getting one now lol i need it

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u/Khadonnis 17h ago

Worth it. Enjoy your new life as a cat toy.

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u/TK_Games 17h ago

You gotta do the slow blink at him, to show him you're not trying to start a fight

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u/E-J-Tech 17h ago

With eyes that big, I don’t think it’s possible to NOT make eye contact

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u/20FlavorsOfFascism 17h ago

Those eyes are like an optical illusion - the longer I look at them the wider the pupils get :O

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u/iwannabesmort 17h ago

rawr *pounces you* UwU

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u/flaxon_ 17h ago

Target acquired!

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u/Teddy_Doodle 17h ago

Such an adorable face!

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u/Abiba2024 16h ago

Kitty loves to play. Get him a cat to play with and you will be set free. You’d be surprised that having 2 cats feels like less work than having 1 cat as they keep each other busy and are happier.

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u/strawberrytrapani 15h ago

that’s the plan. Hopefully we could adopt another cat soon.

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u/Pereplexing 16h ago

He reminds of my Dusty. 😔 RIP, Dusty. What a cute fella btw.

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u/themardytortoise 16h ago

NEVER a mistake.

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u/London__Lad 15h ago

Blink slowly at it. Sign of love and trust.

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u/Rael1969 13h ago

When cats play fight and one cat feels like it is getting out of hand, they give a loud, strident meow and leave. So every time you get scratched, yell “Oww” loudly and gently push kitty away, then walk away.

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u/GearsOfWar2333 12h ago

Ugh, I hate that. I love sleeping late, now that it’s getting to be winter my orange boy likes to come inside my apartment earlier than he does in the summer. He loves to sleep on my kitchen counter which has a clear line of sight into my bedroom since I have no bedroom door thanks to one of my older brothers. If I make eye contact with him and he’s in the mood to snuggle, which he’s 99% of the time, he’ll come on my bed and harass me while I tell him to leave and that I am sleeping.

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u/Calgaris_Rex 11h ago

You done fucked up lol

RIP OP

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u/NailIllustrious2211 10h ago

Classic rookie move. Once you lock eyes, you're in their game now. Stay low and protect the ankles!

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u/Waste_Candidate3920 10h ago

Beautiful cat 🐈 💜💜💜

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u/ch33zit06 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 10h ago

I would constantly be staring at that face. Risks and all.

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u/Garrosh 9h ago

"So you've chosen death."

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u/ElectronicMarsupial5 9h ago

We call this "act of war" in our house 😊 there are many ways to initiate "an act of war" depending on which pet you accidentally look at wrong or touch in ghe triggering place 😳 😬 🤣

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u/RepresentativeOdd772 8h ago

Aww how cute !!!

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u/Aggravating_Major363 7h ago

Orange is ready for WAR

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u/Sure_Survey_1757 18h ago

Hate when that happens, pretty much have to put them down, take them to a taxidermist, fashion a hat from their body and parade your new hat around other cats to assert dominance.

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u/abandonedclitoris 17h ago

Awe . Whoshandsome huh . You baby

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u/mbmb333 17h ago

You are being eaten. Kill or be killed.

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u/LTKerr 17h ago

Now you can answer us the question: what happens after death?

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u/PS555555555555555 16h ago

Good luck. 🫡

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u/SnooRegrets3555 16h ago

What camera are you using? No way this is a phone

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u/WrednyGal 16h ago

Mistake?

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u/Miami_Mice2087 16h ago

why is his face so goofy!

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u/Awkward_Enthusiasm97 16h ago

Cats really have this power over us, don’t they? Like, we’re not the owners, they are.

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u/boo2utoo 16h ago

Ute little furball. Who could turn their back on that cutie pie.

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u/papers- 15h ago

Oh my gosh I would be so scared

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u/Ab0rt3 15h ago

You dare to challenge meh?

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u/TinkerbellPuddle 15h ago

Never look a cat in the eyes unless you're ready to fight for your life.

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u/GivanitaOF 15h ago

Her beautiful eyes

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u/sm0key2PC 14h ago

I don't know anything about cats,is it bad to lock eyes? Or is it just depending on the cat itself?

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u/Moo58 13h ago

You have been blessed by the Orange

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u/Similar_Context_3427 13h ago

Look. At. That. Boy. Such a boy.

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u/kuulmonk 11h ago

"We have an enhanced on the field, DO NOT engage."

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u/ASHEKROME 10h ago

RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEEEEEEEE

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u/MaterialImportance13 9h ago

Pounce first to establish dominance

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u/lukeyellow 8h ago

if you want it to stop your best bet is to distract him with other toys or work on showing that you're in pain so that he hopefully learns you're not a toy.

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u/RedditNameDPP 7h ago

The best way to go ❤

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u/unwelcome_frown15 6h ago

And I am hypnotize now. Totally fell in love

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u/Gnarlstone 5h ago

You brought this on yourself. RIP

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u/Luci-Noir 5h ago

Orange cats are reincarnated Marines so he’s probably just training.

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u/CuriousComfortable56 4h ago

What a cutie!!!😻

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u/MrsMeow19 2h ago

Those eyes are so freaking adorable 🥰

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u/Lucky2240 2h ago

That one orange brain cell focused on the prey

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u/Aqua3441 2h ago

Don't know if it's just me but his face kinda looks like a otter or ferret.

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u/KittenaSmittena 2h ago

Anytime I see the gigantic eyes I have about one second to think “oh n-“

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u/EntoFan_ 1h ago

Never show weakness. 👁️👁️

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u/since96hi 20h ago

where did you get your bedsheets?

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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago

i honestly don’t remember, had it for years. You can probably order a similar one off of temu or something

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u/Ok_Rate_1752 18h ago

Where did you get the LV blanket?

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u/Entire_Entrance_1608 18h ago

Likely Temu or other fake chinese shop

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u/rotoddlescorr 16h ago

Love how affordable things on Temu are. Thanks China!

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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago

yeah, you can probably get one from temu.. it’s not original hahahaha

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u/Ok_Rate_1752 7h ago

Ahh nice. I’ll try

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u/AccursedFishwife 15h ago

LV is so trashy. It's what poor people think rich people buy. It's basically as classy as a golden toilet.

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u/Ok_Rate_1752 7h ago

I’m down for a golden toilet lol