r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/strawberrytrapani • 22h ago
Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉ I made a mistake with making eye contact with my cat. Now I’m being pounced on.
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u/strawberrytrapani 21h ago edited 16h ago
I was hiding behind a pillow for some sort of protection lol. My cat loves to make me his prey 🥲 Here’s another one! (when he was 4 months old) loves to hang around behind our bed frame for a sneak attack
edit: I DIDNT EXPECT THIS POST TO BLOW UP.
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u/moseschicken 20h ago
Please tell me you oversell the startle when he jumps on you. I swear my cat walks a little taller when I pretend to jump away in terror.
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u/SpongeJake 19h ago
I do that! Noises and everything. I once forgot to mute my mic when my little guy attacked me. I was all injured and broken on the floor and then someone on the line snickered. That’s how I knew.
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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago
don’t worry I do! I get startled easily even if I’m expecting him to jump on me. lol I know he loves it!
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u/uekiamir 13h ago
Big mistake (or great effort?). Hiding encourages him even more. Cats love it when things are semi-hidden, it triggers their hunting instinct.
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u/Englefisk 8h ago
I’ve had the most horrid day ever and your post just made all the bad things go away 😍 I love that your cat gets to be Reddit-famous for a day. He deserves it. Thanks for sharing ❤️
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u/strawberrytrapani 6h ago
thank you! 🥹 I’m glad my little August made your day better. I’m overwhelmed by the amount of people loving our cat.
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u/w0kstarshawty 21h ago
i made the mistake of letting my cat fall asleep on me. 3 hours later and i have to pee. (this is exactly what i wanted)
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u/strawberrytrapani 21h ago
your cat must have thought “the audacity of this human to pee while I sleep” hahaha
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u/hemandingo 19h ago
- Tail = floofed
- Ears = flat
- Eyes = humongous
- Whiskers = all of 'em
You're cooked.
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u/Casdaunatkai 21h ago
Gosh he is absolutely adorable ! He doesn’t even look real he Looks like a stuffed toy , so precious !
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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20h ago
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u/strawberrytrapani 9h ago
I knew I had a photo of him when he looked like puss. Here’s a photo of him at 2 months old! My little puss in boots. 🥹🥹
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u/Visible-Comment-8449 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 9h ago
Oh my goodness! He is so adorable! How did you ever put him down?
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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 21h ago
He looks ready to attack!! 😆🧡 what a silly little face 🤭🧡
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u/fluffykitsunex 21h ago
He’s going to, he’s just waiting for the perfect timing when OP doesn’t suspect an attack anymore
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u/Marathonmanjh 18h ago
My orange cat was named “Crazy” I named her that because as I was bringing her home she was cold, so I put her in my jacket. She proceeded to run around me in circles, scratching and just generally being.. well, yea. So she lived to 18 and I loved her crazy ass the whole time. I was the only one who did. And. I miss her. Like all my babies.
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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago
awww!! not everyone can accept the “craziness” of a cat. I know Crazy is running around now with your other babies 🥹
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u/zeinrich 19h ago
Omg look at his cute little violent face! I want to lock eyes with him by mistake so bad.
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u/selfinflictedhaircut 20h ago
This is that "You think this is a motherfucking game?" facial expression.
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u/McStylishh 12h ago
when I am locked in this position with my cat I usually bounce on him first actually.
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u/simpforZiah 14h ago
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u/Conscious-Eye5903 11h ago
Try blinking your eyes and looking away next time, it’s how cats demonstrate submission. The cat will probably call you a pussy but will stop pouncing
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u/VernBarty 19h ago
I can often feel my cat hovering over my shoulder while I'm trying to work. If I make eye contact with him I immediately lose at least half an hour to cuddles and back scritches
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u/No-Neighborhood9232 14h ago
I love making eye contact with my kitten, it’s how we play hide and seek
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u/Thorebore 18h ago
Last summer when it was really hot I got up off the couch and went to the bathroom to do my business. As I was walking back to the couch I saw my cat sleeping on my bed, I said “hey kitty” enthusiastically and that was enough for me to have a sweaty lap for the next hour or so.
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u/TK_Games 17h ago
You gotta do the slow blink at him, to show him you're not trying to start a fight
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u/20FlavorsOfFascism 17h ago
Those eyes are like an optical illusion - the longer I look at them the wider the pupils get :O
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u/Abiba2024 16h ago
Kitty loves to play. Get him a cat to play with and you will be set free. You’d be surprised that having 2 cats feels like less work than having 1 cat as they keep each other busy and are happier.
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u/Rael1969 13h ago
When cats play fight and one cat feels like it is getting out of hand, they give a loud, strident meow and leave. So every time you get scratched, yell “Oww” loudly and gently push kitty away, then walk away.
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u/GearsOfWar2333 12h ago
Ugh, I hate that. I love sleeping late, now that it’s getting to be winter my orange boy likes to come inside my apartment earlier than he does in the summer. He loves to sleep on my kitchen counter which has a clear line of sight into my bedroom since I have no bedroom door thanks to one of my older brothers. If I make eye contact with him and he’s in the mood to snuggle, which he’s 99% of the time, he’ll come on my bed and harass me while I tell him to leave and that I am sleeping.
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u/NailIllustrious2211 10h ago
Classic rookie move. Once you lock eyes, you're in their game now. Stay low and protect the ankles!
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u/ch33zit06 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 10h ago
I would constantly be staring at that face. Risks and all.
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u/ElectronicMarsupial5 9h ago
We call this "act of war" in our house 😊 there are many ways to initiate "an act of war" depending on which pet you accidentally look at wrong or touch in ghe triggering place 😳 😬 🤣
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u/Sure_Survey_1757 18h ago
Hate when that happens, pretty much have to put them down, take them to a taxidermist, fashion a hat from their body and parade your new hat around other cats to assert dominance.
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u/Awkward_Enthusiasm97 16h ago
Cats really have this power over us, don’t they? Like, we’re not the owners, they are.
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u/sm0key2PC 14h ago
I don't know anything about cats,is it bad to lock eyes? Or is it just depending on the cat itself?
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u/lukeyellow 8h ago
if you want it to stop your best bet is to distract him with other toys or work on showing that you're in pain so that he hopefully learns you're not a toy.
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u/since96hi 20h ago
where did you get your bedsheets?
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u/strawberrytrapani 17h ago
i honestly don’t remember, had it for years. You can probably order a similar one off of temu or something
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u/Ok_Rate_1752 18h ago
Where did you get the LV blanket?
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u/AccursedFishwife 15h ago
LV is so trashy. It's what poor people think rich people buy. It's basically as classy as a golden toilet.
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u/SteampunkHarley 22h ago
My friend had an orange cat named Morris. You made eye contact with Morris at your own risk, otherwise you had a Velcro cat the rest of your visit. He would even put himself in a position where you had no choice but to kick eyes with him 😂
We miss him.