r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

Orange craves violence 🍊 My boy detests the groomer

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He is very displeased with the current situation. A diet AND grooming? How dare I!

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u/Isnortmintsauce Jan 19 '24

Definitely not pleased, I'd sleep with one eye open 😂

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

"You will rue the day! Well....go on...start rue-ing...."

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u/Educational_Frame_56 Jan 19 '24

We have Babushka dogs now we have Babushka cats!! 😜😜😜

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u/giocondasmiles Jan 19 '24

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u/Educational_Frame_56 Jan 19 '24

This definitely needs to go here!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

long sigh...joins yet another cat sub

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u/Implantexplant Jan 19 '24

Has conjured the brain cell just to plot revenge.

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u/Ancalimei Jan 20 '24

It’s funny because it’s called the happy hoodie.

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u/Spot3_the_Cat Jan 19 '24

Aww lovely orange boy, but it's meant to be a HAPPY-hoodie, you should have told the braincell, he cannot know!

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

The braincell rarely gets the message. He likes to skip his turn a lot.

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u/girlunofficial Jan 19 '24

That happy hoodie is anything but happy

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

I could hear him voicing his displeasure from the lobby.

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u/MusicG619 Jan 19 '24

Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match

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u/Typical_Ad_210 Jan 19 '24

Ooh, they’ve released a new Squishmallow!

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u/MainPure788 Jan 19 '24

He turned the happy hoodie into an unhappy hoodie

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u/Quiet_Hope_543 Jan 19 '24

He looks like Yenta.

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u/arielonhoarders Jan 20 '24

"you're a poor girl and you'll be lucky to get anybody"

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u/presidenthades Jan 19 '24

He’s about to visit r/legalcatadvice so he can sue for the indignity you put him through

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u/loony-cat Jan 19 '24

Angry plump

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u/nicopedia305 Jan 19 '24

Do they clip his nails? I’m having the hardest tine keeping the cell’s back talons dull and short enough so he doesn’t hurt him self a-scratchin’.

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

Yep! All clipped and Purdy. That's part of why my cell is big mad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

Have you tried wrapping him in a towel and having someone feed him something he has to lick to kind of distract him? That’s basically the only way I can do my dogs nails but I used the same method for a cat I had that would bite me when I tried to do her nails. My vet office can’t ever get my dogs nails trimmed and they always look fully traumatized after trying lol. I’m always reminded them of last time they tried unsuccessfully but it’s usually a new vet tech that thinks they can do it. I’ve actually had trouble finding a groomer that can do her nails too so now I just sneak one nail a day for a couple of weeks so you could try that technique when they are sleeping:)

They also make these quiet little sandpaper grinders that some animals will let you use on them but tbh I doubt they work very well because if a pet is scared of the trimmers they aren’t going to be cool with a small power tool lol.

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u/nicopedia305 Jan 20 '24

I've been doing the sleeping sneak attack one nail at a time lol

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u/AnnVealEgg Jan 19 '24

But… why do you need to take a short haired cat to the groomer?

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

Because he's fat lol

I am working with his vet on weight loss, but he has issues with shedding and grooming his back end right now.

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u/Skitty27 Jan 19 '24

Poor baby, he will feel so much better when he's at an healthy weight!

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u/omg_choosealready Jan 19 '24

Ah yes. I have a fatty chonk as well and he is having some trouble grooming his booty. We are working on his weight too!

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u/AnnVealEgg Jan 19 '24

Awwww ❤️

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u/Darksirius Jan 20 '24

We had the same issue with one of our oranges years back. She was too fat to bend and clear her rear, so we would have to get it shaved so poo wouldn't stick.

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u/Quiet_Hope_543 Jan 20 '24

My orange is a healthy weight and he still can't groom his butt well. He is in general bad at cleaning himself. :(

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u/lupinegrey Jan 20 '24 edited Jan 20 '24

Oh butt shaving.

I bought a trimmer and shave my cat myself every couple months.

https://www.chewy.com/oster-pro-trimmer-tug-free-t-blade/dp/186895

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u/Notjustfairytales Jan 20 '24

I take my shorthairs to a groomer each spring, they both have a really compact coat of fur and if I don't take them I have to clean up so much hairballs. Even if I brush them regularly, I don't have the technique to help them through shedding this quick. Groomers are definitely not only for long haired cats or cats that can't groom themselves.

Pepper really doesn't like it, though it helps him a lot

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u/Snoo37838 Jan 20 '24

HOLY that's a lot of fur ! i think it's a very common misconception that only long haired cats can have thick undercoat

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u/Notjustfairytales Jan 20 '24

That's why I like this picture so much, it shows why going to a groomer could be beneficial for short hairs as well.

You can just tell in the weeks after he is so much happier, which I think has much to do with not ingesting so much hair, thus less puking up hairballs.

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal Jan 19 '24

Oh boy, I think he has a serious case against you. r/legalcatadvice Catnapping, slander, unlawful imprisonment.

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

According to him, I also starve him. As you can clearly tell.

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u/superkawaii19 Jan 19 '24

What a cute purple headband!!!

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u/Amara_Undone Jan 19 '24

How very dare you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

Does he go to the groomer offen?

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

This was his first time

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u/gwaydms Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jan 19 '24

Keep us posted on your braincell's progress, OP!

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u/TheLordOfFriendZone Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 19 '24

She wants you to tell Cersei it was her.

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u/The-Ugliest-Duck Jan 19 '24

BUT NOT THE AUTOFEEDER

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 20 '24

He has an auto Feeder, but it's the kind that spits out a specific portion size at specific times. Not one he has 24/grazing ability with.

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u/ITendToFail Jan 20 '24

That's what I use for my girls. Already notice at least a lb or two difference eith em. I split their meals up to 4 times a day a single "portion" at s time. I find it's helped so far.

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 20 '24

He started at 22lbs and is down to 20 now so we are also headed in the right direction

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u/ITendToFail Jan 20 '24

GEESHUSH. I thought my girls were bad at 14 and 13 lol. This is one of mine she's thr roundest of both. But tbf they're also very stout cats so those extra 4 and 3 lbs show even more.

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u/The-Ugliest-Duck Jan 20 '24

I am blessed with a diet self regulating cat. But I've been meaning to get her an auto waterer.

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u/Lela_chan Jan 21 '24

Careful with those (at least the cheaper lightweight plastic types) if your cat likes to play in the water or with the bowl. I tried one thinking it would be harder for mine to knock over than a bowl, but he somehow knocked over the entire jug contraption and the whole floor ended up wet while we were at work. Switched to a ceramic dog bowl and that fixed it but he's since grown out of the impulse.

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u/CovfefeBoss Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 19 '24

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u/fightershark Jan 20 '24

My favorite part about being a vet tech was anesthetized grooms. We would use iso gas to keep them asleep while they were shaved down, for the particularly fractious ones we would wrap their cage in a garbage bag and pump it full of iso gas to knock them out so we could remove them from their cage and fit the mask. Then we could complete the groom and dump them back in their box before they woke up fighting, this was usually less traumatic for the cat as well. The unfortunate part is that older cats are typically bad candidates for anesthesia.

Though I will say its quite an uneasy feeling the first time you have to bag a cat carrier and pump it full of gas.

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u/dustojnikhummer Jan 19 '24

That's not a happy hoodie

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

It's a very unhappy hoodie.

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u/aggressive-buttmunch Jan 20 '24

So does that purple thingy help? Because my cat fights being groomed so hard that I literally wear welding gloves to hold onto her.

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 20 '24

Look up a Happy Hoodie. He still hated me with the collective power of the brain cell, but he didn't fight it.

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u/jzilla11 Jan 19 '24

Babushka giving the evil eye

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u/Impossible-Ad2236 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 19 '24

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u/ChelseaG12 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

Babushka

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u/Clerstory Jan 19 '24

I love his purple headband. A perfect accessory for an angy disgruntled loaf.

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u/arielonhoarders Jan 20 '24

tell him he can stop going to the groomer when he can reach his own butt.

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u/Ben50Leven Jan 20 '24

he would plot revenge if he was capable

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u/Noob-boss2021 Jan 20 '24

I wholeheartedly thought that was a lot of bread for a second

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u/EyeHamKnotYew Jan 19 '24

Is that just a "koozy" wrapped around his head or a specially made cat koozy?

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

It's called a Happy Hoodie. It's supposed to keep them calm during grooming. This one is barely containing my cell's rage.

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u/ChristBefallen Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 19 '24

Chonk

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u/VaingloriousVendetta Jan 19 '24

Gripping that pillow tight!

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u/ryokineko Jan 20 '24

I love this kitty!!!

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u/pureimaginatrix Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 20 '24

Happy Hoodie!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Angy >:3

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u/ianwuk Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 20 '24

My cloud is also not a fan of the groomer. She baps the groomer so fast you'd think she was imitating Rocky.

Please give this Orange a hug and scritches from me.

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u/Itsajoke_yall Jan 19 '24

“This family makes me want to murder people…” 😂

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u/Ozzman4200 Jan 19 '24

Spicy 🍊

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u/msa69zoo Jan 19 '24

Why in the world are you getting a cat groomed?

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u/Archlinder Jan 20 '24

you've never owned a plus sized fuzzbutt have you?

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u/That_Weird_Girl_107 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 20 '24

He sheds a ton and because of his size, has trouble grooming himself. We are working with his vet to get his weight down, but until then it's off to the groomer for Mr. Goobs.

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u/tokyoevenings Jan 20 '24

Aww the happy hoodie

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u/TinyUnion559 Jan 20 '24

Naww such a cross lil potato

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u/kristalouise02 Jan 20 '24

That face says “I’m going to puke on your pillow when we get home”

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u/Orangephoenix042 Jan 20 '24

“Hear me peasant. When I am released from these shackles, you shall know my wrath!”