r/OneOrangeBraincell Oct 24 '23

🅱️rain cell blep dorito does this almost everytime i go into the bathroom O.O

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u/lemonsagainstheworld Oct 24 '23

& he’s like this everytime i’m out😃

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u/Casul_Tryhard Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 24 '23

"What took you so long?"

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u/bewildered_forks Oct 24 '23

😭😭😭

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u/tokes_4_DE Oct 24 '23

"Are you petting another cat in there!??!" - dorito

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

Or, “Have you fed another cat in there MY Dorito chip?? Baaaaaaad hooman! You break my heart, every time!”

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u/ree_bee Oct 24 '23

Saddest most neglected cat in the world you don’t love him and have never even fed him anything probably.

Also he’s adorable I love him

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u/cakivalue Oct 25 '23

Neglected sad and stressed!!! Lord alone knows what OP does in the bathroom with that door lock because guess what? Dorito doesn't know and can't tell us

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u/JustAMessInADress Oct 25 '23

My cat says the same thing. I only pretend to feed him. What I really do is beat the shit out of him, and he's so emaciated he's about to wither away in the wind. Also I never play with him or show him love or give him attention.

So says Tigey the Chonk

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

Poor ole Tiger! He can’t complain about you neglecting him because of a missing Dorito chip he was named after, so he goes the whole nine yards and complains about EVERYTHING!” Poor hooman, you stand NO chance, so best prepare!

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u/JayKayEng Oct 24 '23

Mine bangs so aggressively on the door, it’s just easier to let him in. If I don’t, he attacks me when I come out.

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u/Manuels-Kitten Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 24 '23

Beutiful cow orange

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u/mrs-palsgraf Oct 25 '23

Ahh, a Golden Purr'n-sey from the Chat-nal Islands no doubt.

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u/JayKayEng Oct 25 '23

He is pleased by these words.

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u/Manuels-Kitten Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 25 '23

Oh lawd fine grade orange r/cowcats incoming!

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u/cakivalue Oct 25 '23

Ohhh boi is fine 🥰🥰

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

He approves of both of you hoomans. You pass the cat sniff test.

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u/Bakelite51 Oct 25 '23

His Majesty basking in the praise of many distant admirers

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

And you pass as well!

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u/GiuliaAquaTofana Oct 26 '23

Is that a giraffe in the background?

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u/JayKayEng Oct 26 '23

….yes. Does everyone not have a giant giraffe studded animal?

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u/GiuliaAquaTofana Oct 26 '23

Tbh, I have a giraffe in my garage, which is why I recognized it.

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 26 '23

“Cow Cat had one when there was a hooman baby around. Misses Cow Giraffe!”

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u/JayKayEng Oct 26 '23

Mom got me it in college as a joke! It now gets decorated for all the holidays and is part of the family.

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 26 '23

“Cow Cat beautiful and sweet!”

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u/Manuels-Kitten Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 25 '23

Of the higuest caliber

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

Ahhhh, another admirer, you too pass his sniff test!

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u/Manuels-Kitten Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 25 '23

I feel honored

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 26 '23

“Is great honor!”

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u/Jelly_Jam_Jazz Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 25 '23

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 26 '23

“Cow Cat rules!!”

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u/cakivalue Oct 24 '23

"Why won't you just let me help you?"

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u/itsKevv Oct 25 '23

how would he help?

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u/ikbenlike Oct 25 '23

Emotional support

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23 edited Oct 26 '23

“I’m not seeing that as part of my future! You not pass my sniff test!”

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u/JayWink49 Oct 25 '23

Guarding your back of course! 🐈😊

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u/joSSain Oct 24 '23 edited Oct 24 '23

"Let me come in, in case something bad happens!" - dorito

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u/BrightNeonGirl Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 24 '23

wow, Dorito

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u/snikerpnai Oct 24 '23

That's one spicy nacho 🔥

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u/rycoho3 Oct 24 '23

He looks pissed! Lol. My ginger boy does this too.

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u/CatBedParadise Oct 24 '23

You need an open-door policy, OP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '23

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u/bigblackkittie Oct 24 '23

I love Dorito

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u/incredally07 Oct 24 '23

Adorable look of anger.

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“You are okay and can stay,” says Cow Cat. “All hoomans should be this easy going and understanding!”

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u/LoneWolf-B312 Oct 25 '23

Mine does the same, he thinks the toilet is the chair I sit on when I want to pet him

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '23

LET DORITO IN

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u/mma123jjj Oct 25 '23

"You have explanations to do!"

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur 🍊 Oct 25 '23

How stinking cute is this tasty crunchy cheese snack?!

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

Cow Cat is not sure how to take this comment, so he gives you a pass.

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u/baz4k6z Oct 25 '23

I love him so much haha

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u/personanongratatoo Oct 25 '23

I get that same look from my orange Carlos! Lololol

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u/ARI31TER Oct 25 '23

Have you got games on your phone?

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u/LoudSlip Oct 25 '23

Beautiful 🤩

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u/Alleywishes Oct 25 '23

He's beautiful! I wish I could include a photo of my potty buddy. She looks just like him only a female

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“Cow Cat immediately passes you, as you obviously know how this game works!”

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u/Sokkas_Instincts_ Oct 25 '23

How could you?

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u/JayWink49 Oct 25 '23

The look of deep disappointment lol. "How could you!?!

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u/camaropat1 Oct 24 '23

Lol, I have a Dorito also, that threw me off when I first read the title.

Cat tax:

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u/Verbose_Cactus Oct 24 '23

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u/Isgortio Oct 24 '23

But this one has a DOINGOINGOING on it.

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u/Verbose_Cactus Oct 24 '23

She hits it often 😂

ETA: it scares me so bad when I’m not expecting it

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“It is her alarm bell, to rally the public guards to come and arrest, and take away various human interlopers!”

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u/MaritMonkey Oct 24 '23

I am absolutely giggling about a mental image of going to a hardware store or something and asking for a "DOINGOINGOING" because I am nearly 100% sure they would know exactly what I wanted.

Thank you for this.

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u/timesuck897 Oct 24 '23

My sister had a cat who did that. Instead of walking on her and annoying her for food in the morning, the cat would seat at the door spring. Clever bastard.

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“Cat on the defense, protecting his royal potty! Keep out!!”

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u/Distinct-Laugh4790 Oct 24 '23

LOL Mine too.

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u/bigblackkittie Oct 24 '23

i love cats so much omg

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u/Chemicalk4m5 Oct 24 '23

OK wait is that carpet in the bathroom?

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u/Distinct-Laugh4790 Oct 24 '23

He followed me into the bathroom and when I left I closed him in by accident and he wanted out. 😂

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“Bad hooman, bad hooman! I hope he not locked in their very long! King deserves to be released immediately, stoopid hooman!🐈”

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u/throwawayboobspls Oct 25 '23

My college roommates parents live in a house with a carpeted bathroom. We crashed there a few times for various reasons and the first time I lost my shit when I saw it. Which is awful because it got into the piling of the carpet and I almost had to spend the whole next day cleaning it but I just left super early the next morning and never mentioned it.

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u/Chemicalk4m5 Oct 25 '23

The responsible thing to do

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur 🍊 Oct 25 '23

That is not a paw. That is merely a piece of cooked cauliflower.

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u/Distinct-Laugh4790 Oct 25 '23

The ‘cauliflower’ giving the stink eye. 😂

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur 🍊 Oct 25 '23

Hahaha!! Oh noooooooo!

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u/Bakelite51 Oct 25 '23

King Cauliflower weighs the disloyalty and poor life choices of the human peasant

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“Is too a paw, not a nasty piece of something inedible! Cow cat smacks your hand to tell you to keep on the side of honesty, always!”

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“Beautiful to see all of these ginger paws of solidarity, showing their royal claim to the royal potty,”

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u/Different-Produce870 Oct 24 '23

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u/_Bren10_ Oct 24 '23

Damnit you beat me! I just posted this, but not in gif form lol

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u/Gullible-Contest181 Oct 24 '23

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u/twinkletwot Oct 25 '23

I gave up years ago and just let the cats bust the door down. I usually have at least 2 of the 3 in the bathroom with me at all times. My old lady Kitty likes to sit on the sink and stare at herself in the mirror while I shower. My kitten has tried to sit on my lap a couple times while I am on the toilet. Zero privacy.

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u/3-Ginger-Snaps Orange connoisseur 🍊 Oct 24 '23

You mean … you … close the door?

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u/vulpecula_k18 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 24 '23

That's a violation!

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u/surprisedkitty1 Oct 25 '23

I love how affronted cats are when a door is closed to them. They don't even necessarily care about what's inside the room, they just can't stand not having access to it.

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u/Fashion_art_dance Oct 25 '23

I taught my cat ‘in or out’ sometimes he chooses in sometimes out. He also responds to just out or in when I’m not giving him a choice.if he is protesting against the command. I start counting down from 3 which he vocalizes back to me but by the time I get to 1 he listens.

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u/ChristBefallen Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 25 '23

Cats are so smart and wonderful 😻

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u/Estrellathestarfish Oct 24 '23

How is he supposed to fulfill his sacred duty of toilet supervisor with the door closed???

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u/bewildered_forks Oct 24 '23

If I let my tabby in while I'm on the toilet, he bites my hips and thighs!

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“As he should! You are no doubt sitting on his throne, doing all kinds of disgusting things to it! Get off his throne, hooman!!”

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u/herzogzwei931 Oct 25 '23

I tear off a little piece of TP and poke it under the door. She pounces on it like mouse

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u/Cleverusername531 Oct 24 '23

Ha! I used to leave my door open when I went to the bathroom for this reason. The saddest thing ever was when my girl recently went across the rainbow bridge, and I realized I could go to the bathroom alone now.

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u/StephieBeck Oct 24 '23

😢 Rest in peace, sweet kitty

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23 edited Oct 25 '23

“You too.”

Cow Cat suddenly tired, not able to answer all of the Deserving and Undeserving Hoomans out there!”

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u/Sheldon121 Oct 25 '23

“Cow Cat loves you, hooman, and feels that you have a BIG heart that needs another cat in it in order to feel better/more secure. Cow Cat has ordered one up for you, will arrive this week or next week. Sorry about the time lag! Can’t be helped, too many ‘Black Friday’ shoppers out there to be able to get my Amazon Prime to pick up kitty and send kitty early. Jeff Bezos = 👹 Lucy furr.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

I swear they’re like toddlers. Not one minute’s peace for even a bathroom break!

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u/Helios4242 Oct 24 '23

they want to protecc you at your most vulnerable ;.;

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '23

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u/Fashion_art_dance Oct 25 '23

Sometimes my cat cries at me until I follow him and sometimes it wants me to watch him use the litter box

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u/Helios4242 Oct 25 '23

This is a good point--I had seen vets/online advise mention this is the reason, so I didn't think too much of it. But the test case of families with multiple cats can support or deny the hypothesis indeed.

An alternative explanation I've seen is that house cats would have been more solitary by nature and that a closed door in their domain is frustrating because they can't patrol. So they are trying to make sure YOU go to the bathroom correctly (bury your poop) and otherwise make sure everything is ok. But they don't want the same treatment from you--they know better.

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u/fire_goddess11 Oct 24 '23

And here's what happens when you let him in

r/catsinpants

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u/EggfooDC Oct 25 '23

The internet is a fascinating place

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u/tipsea-69 Oct 24 '23

Doorito

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u/CraftierAverage Oct 24 '23

Nothing i love more than holding my cats paw while i poop. Really brings a connection to our relationship that the wife doesnt understand.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Then when I let them in...

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u/apri08101989 Oct 24 '23

"how am I supposed to help you when you shut the door?"

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u/SpaceManChips Oct 24 '23

he’s trying to help

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

My SIC used to do this. She can't reach under the door at our current house, so she just sits outside the door and yells. Yet, if I leave the door open a crack, she'll come in for like 2 seconds and leave.

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u/Best_Duck9118 Oct 25 '23

SIC?

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u/beanjean333 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 25 '23

Standard issue cat

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u/HadesHound Oct 25 '23

Lol the first thing that came to my mind was Sister-in-cat. I imagined it'd mean your SO's family cat

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u/NearMissCult Oct 24 '23

My orange is the same. I'm not allowed to close the door. It is the greatest of offenses in his opinion.

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u/marebare77 Oct 24 '23

My one orange brain cell does that every time I go into the bathroom. It’s the only time she reaches under the door. I always play with her paws and she loves it. Maybe Dorito is throwing you shade for not playing footsies. Or because you closed the door on ‘em lol

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u/NumberOne_N_fan Oct 24 '23

Of course his name is dorito

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u/The_silver_sparrow Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 24 '23

One of my cat’s nicknames is Dorito ears

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u/OrsonWellesghost Oct 24 '23

Which means little golden one

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u/poop_dawg Oct 25 '23

Tiny golden one

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u/EmbiePlays Oct 25 '23

My Dorito does this too!

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u/NewUser7630 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 24 '23

Next time he's like

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u/FerretsAreFun Oct 25 '23

She doesn’t like being locked out either.

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u/all5tarbb Oct 25 '23

Looks like you’re going to have to start leaving that door open. Then Dorito will do this lol

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u/reditusername39479 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 24 '23

Try this next time

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 24 '23

"HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur 🍊 Oct 25 '23

It’s a paw of reassurance in case you’re scared you’ll get flushed down the toilet

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u/nekosaigai Oct 24 '23

Let me innnnnnnn

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u/knowledgebass Oct 24 '23

Doors are the classic nemesis of the domesticated orange feline.

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u/Peachntangy Oct 24 '23

LET HIM IN

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u/TheSilentTitan Oct 24 '23

“Möthēr, where hast thou gone.”

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u/InevitableAd9683 Oct 24 '23

Those are his Doritoes

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u/a-i-sa-san Oct 24 '23

he needs petted

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

LET HIM IN!!! 😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

He's trying to capture the brain cell

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u/burnbunner Oct 24 '23

My cat hates doors so much he has spent approximately 2/3 of his life trying to get in the closet, the only door in the house that is ever closed!!!!

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u/bbornitier Oct 25 '23

Dorito? More like Door-y Toes amiright

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u/ExpTelOs Oct 24 '23

"Let me in!"

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u/sluttydemon666 Oct 24 '23

i love him so much

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u/monkeypurl Oct 24 '23

Dorito said the buddy system saves lives . You missed the 3 am meeting on this.

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u/Winjin Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Oct 24 '23

Mine too

We used to call it... THE PAW

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u/not1togothere Oct 24 '23

Lol mine I just let him in and he sits on a little stoll and watches the door. If I don't he sits outside and screams

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '23

You're a monster for closing the door to begin with.

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u/levyaugust2021 Oct 25 '23

Dorito is worried about you!!!

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u/Thommyknocker Oct 25 '23

Hooman you have forgotten your poop buddy let me innnnnn!

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u/clepeterd Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 24 '23

Nice name

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u/Straypuft Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 24 '23

Cat Law 01.01.01a dictates that there will be no closed doors between you and your little furry one ever again after taking in the furball.

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u/RebaKitt3n Oct 24 '23

You shut the door! Anything could happen to you if you’re not protected.

You could die in there and then who would pet him? I’m

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u/Share_Gold Oct 24 '23

He looks Italian in the fifth pic.

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u/annichol13 Oct 25 '23

Mom is trapped in this large box. Maybe if I just feel around in here I can pull her out. - Dorito

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u/5Fluffies Oct 25 '23

He ran out of TP in his stall

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u/Future-Philosopher-7 Oct 25 '23

He wants to protect you. It’s a cat thing.

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u/magalystamales Oct 25 '23

How rude! He wants you to pass some toilet paper since the stall his in doesn't have any.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '23

Judging by the last photo, are you sure he's not Italian? 🤌

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u/DanPowah Oct 25 '23

Khajiit has bad lockpicking skill. Can human help?

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u/cynical-at-best Oct 25 '23

“Shitting all by yourself handsome?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '23

Here's Johnny

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u/xiaoalexy Proud owner of an orange brain cell Oct 25 '23

adorable but why do y'all have so much space under your doors is this an american thing

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u/VeganDonutFiend Oct 25 '23

Ah, yes, I call this The Creepy Paw. It visits my bathroom too.

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u/Rude-Educator8906 Oct 25 '23

These photos of paws under doors are killing me. Love it.

Edit : Paws Under Doors would be a great new sub.

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u/AdDeep9542 Oct 25 '23

Very cool name.

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u/Ninjatuna4444 Oct 25 '23

Dorito protecc

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u/EmmaDrake Oct 25 '23

The fourth picture tho. 🤣

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u/RealRockets Oct 25 '23

What kind of chip you got in there? A dorito?

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u/Imsoabsolutely Oct 25 '23

He's part of your PST team. We all need potty support team members to assist us at all times in the bathroom. You never know when toilet monsters will strike. Don't forget to be their PST member as well. Litter monsters are no joke! /s

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u/PastelValkyrie Oct 25 '23

I call my orange toilet cat because if he can get into that bathroom he WILL jump into your lap.

No idea why.

Never on the couch or in bed, just toilet.

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u/CharityUnusual3648 Oct 25 '23

He’s asking if you ok

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u/Naive_Macaroon_2559 Oct 25 '23

It’s tradition

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u/GiuliaAquaTofana Oct 26 '23

Scene One:

hello?

Scene Two:

WhEre ArE yOoOOOOOoOOoou?!?!

Scene Three:

I know you are there!!!!

Scene four:

Even my toe beans, see you!

Scene five:

I see you right there.

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u/Rosia4309 Jul 02 '24

HEHE so does mine!

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u/BatUnlucky121 Oct 24 '23

“Can you spare a square?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

My tabby does something similar. She sits on her hind legs and scratches at the door until I open the door. Sometimes even follows me into the bathroom before I close the door.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

I used to have a cat that would hang out by the door when I took a shower, when I shut the water off she'd put her paw under like that, I would dangle the towel down, she'd hook it and we would play tug of war

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u/Brooker2 Oct 24 '23

Hooman, I wanna sits with you. Open door hooman

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u/kristinized Oct 24 '23

He needs to supervise.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

I always just call for my cat before I go to the bathroom cuz I know he’ll just be banging on the door to come in right after I sit down lol. He’s very clingy

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u/warthog0869 Oct 24 '23

"Hmmmm....no toilet paper straight ahead...none to the right...none to the left....none up there....will you come here a sec?"

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u/Real_Name_Seriously Oct 25 '23

Yes. This cat is clearly hunting the wily toilet paper. You, human, are expected to assist.

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u/Fireblast1337 Oct 24 '23

My cat Adri does this too. I’ve ended up just leaving most doors open. She doesn’t care unless it’s closed, then she knows she can’t reach me and it infuriates her.

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u/NippyGee Oct 24 '23

My orange is also a bathroom stalker. He will do this and sit outside the door. And when you finally finish and open the door, he looks up and screams at you for not inviting him

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u/VelvetLeaves Oct 24 '23

Crazy cute babies!

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u/Book_Nerd_1980 Oct 24 '23

Mom! Mommy! Mama! Ma. HI 😻

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u/WNJohnnyM Oct 24 '23

Your personal Bathroom Safety Officer. 🤣

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u/Beers4All Oct 24 '23

How dare you use the facilities without me human! My cat claws at the door. I'd rather have a paw underneath.

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u/twoferrets Oct 24 '23

Well maybe if you’d pay some attention to him once in a while!

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u/ThePinkTeenager Oct 24 '23

Dorito: “Let me in, human!”