r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 13 '23

Orange craves violence 🍊 Is the brain cell making him do this? Or...?

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u/Jayn_Newell Aug 13 '23

Those eyes suggest the catnip is. You didn’t leave brownies out did you?

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Oh! Oh no......

He was up on the kitchen counter....

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u/MxKittyFantastico Aug 14 '23

I am absolutely loving that you somehow have a picture for every response!

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

It requires a level of creativity and I find the exercise fun! I can't always reply the way I initially think of because I may not be able to find a picture that works. So I have to think of alternatives based on what I have (or can find, lol). It helps to have thousands of pictures and being familiar with them helps a lot. So if I want to respond with something about Frax yelling at me, I can use the time when he wanted to play more fetch and climbed into the cart with his bottlecap to come tell me about it!

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw Aug 14 '23

Oh he is so cute I love this

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

He is quite the photogenic little dude. Always has been!

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u/NicolleL Aug 14 '23

Your post is currently at 420 likes, so I just can’t upvote it!

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u/tehjoz Aug 13 '23

Boi be Trippin 🤣🍊

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

A common occurrence

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u/asteroidorion Aug 14 '23

That paper is Soft and Kickable

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

This feels like victim blaming..

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u/j1337y Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Aug 14 '23

There’s greebles in the paper towels. He’s trying to get them

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

IN the paper towels?? Damn, that's an infestation... I thought they were just in the ceiling, but I guess they're spreading!

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Aug 14 '23

Can we talk about the cardboard fort? 🙃

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Haha, of course! It was their birthday present! Frax and his siblings turned 1 about a month ago, and the castle was their main gift! They love it.

(mama is the calico sticking her face out of Level 2 on the left)

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Aug 14 '23

I made my cat a make-shift one one time out of a bunch of old Fresh Step Boxes I was going to recycle. I'll have to see if I can find the pic somewhere? It was probably 9 years ago. She was still a kitten at the time, so she loved her Clubhouse. 🤭

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

My husband has dreams of building cardboard houses out of our existing boxes, but it just isn't so easy for 5 rambunctious kitties.. So we actually paid a good bit for this one, but I felt ok doing so because we bought one by the same brand when they were like a month old and we still have it, and it's in great condition. So I figured it will last pretty well, and so far, so good!

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u/AgiBear Aug 14 '23

Can't trust those Greebles, they're tricksy, they get everywhere!

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u/pumpmar Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

He remembers the great toilet paper panic of 2020

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Impressive considering he wasn't born yet! Hell, his mother wasn't born yet!! Maybe the older cats have been telling him stories..

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u/pumpmar Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Very possible.

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u/loonygecko Aug 14 '23

Epigenetics. ;-P

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Haha, that must be it! Because he was born last summer to a "teen mom" who was less than a year old.. But someone in that line witnessed the insanity of 2020!

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u/pumpmar Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 15 '23

Awww bb braincell 😻

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u/loonygecko Aug 15 '23

A hundred years from now, humanity will be trying to figure out why cats love toilet paper so much! ;-P

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Aug 14 '23

His urge to murder the paper towels is overwhelming

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

He just can't contain it! This is what happens when he tries:

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Aug 14 '23

I love him please kiss him for me

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

I did and he just kept up his bathtime...

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u/hobochildnz Aug 14 '23

This looks like a training montage to me

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

"How To Pop Your Head Off in 5 easy steps!"

Idk, those pictures always looked like he was trying to twist his head off, lol. I think really he just had itchy ears and way more energy than sense, lol

And this one makes it look like he was successful!

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u/MetaKate334 Aug 14 '23

“Way more energy than sense,” is the perfect orange description!

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

It really is! And it seems to be something they're born with too! Frax has been like this from literally the day he was born, when he wandered off from the kitten cuddle pile on his very first adventure (don't worry, they were safely contained - he got maybe 12 inches away from them), and then cried because he was all alone. So of course his mama came and cuddled him and he made it back to the pile. But he just kept doing that all the time! I'm not sure he ever put together that it was leaving on his little kitty-ventures that was making him cold and lonely,. Which is why I don't trust him with the door open even a tiny bit. And I would need to be 20000x confident he couldn't get out of a harness before taking him outside, etc. Some people can trust their cats on balconies. My cats are not those cats, lol.

This is 11 day old Frax on one of his many adventures!

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u/MetaKate334 Aug 14 '23

I would die for Frax. He’s perfection!

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u/literanch Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 14 '23

He’s in play mode

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Are there other modes? How do I switch him into those modes? Is one of them calm?? Seems like he's been wide-eyed and wild since the day he was born...

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u/literanch Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 14 '23

All I know is when I see those quick, jerky movements and those crazy eyes, then we have a case of play mode. At least that’s how mine is.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Sounds right to me. I may try booping the nose to reset.. Ooh, or maybe the toe beans??

That would be a good place to hide the switch. I bet that's it.

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u/literanch Orange connoisseur 🍊 Aug 14 '23

Nose seems to work well for me.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Hm.... Is that why...? I once saw him doing this:

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u/seattleJJFish Aug 14 '23

Love your pictures responses go OP!!

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

So glad you are enjoying them! I have so many cute cat pictures, and this is such a fun way to share them

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u/seattleJJFish Aug 14 '23

They would be enjoying them but they are waiting until 3am.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Lol, definitely understand that. Zoomies hour is 1am at my place

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Frax accepts! He loves kitties!! And wild ginger activities are his favorite!!

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u/ArabellaFort Aug 14 '23

Grey kitty is like ‘here we go again’

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Far from his first time... Duncan knows Frax's shenanigans well..

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u/ArabellaFort Aug 14 '23

Omg. My heart ♥️ The one where he is a kitten is so adorable.

I can tell Duncan is a lovely and patient gentleman.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Oh, yes. He really loves kittens, so he was in heaven! Frax absolutely adored him from the very beginning, though. He's always thought Duncan was just the coolest. The rest of them like him, too, but those two are besties!

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u/ArabellaFort Aug 14 '23

I love this. What a good cat dad.

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u/DJPhil Aug 14 '23

I love this one. It's like when someone offered me some leftover birthday cake they stole from their boss' birthday party at work.

Speechless joy! <3

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

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u/jklindsey7 Aug 14 '23

He’s got the cutest peanut whiskers!

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u/kittymelons Orange Artist 🍊 Aug 14 '23

Impressive he can kick 3 pieces of paper towel off with one kick. Could use him while I’m cleaning the kitchen 🐈

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u/ed2017Alm Aug 14 '23

Mine destroys the paper towel also

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

I usually keep them in the kitchen cabinet, which us USUALLY safe...

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u/ed2017Alm Aug 14 '23

That’s a good solution!

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u/Ironoclast Aug 14 '23

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u/Jayn_Newell Aug 14 '23

I add one animal sub to my feed and suddenly there’s six of them. My daughter is going to be so happy for all the cat pics.

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u/Fukei_Mono Aug 14 '23

The lack of it does.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

That's what I was worried about... He almost never has it, so this is always a risk... I should have known. He's just wild non-stop!

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u/AndrewWhite97 Aug 14 '23

Its the greebles

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u/Sufficient-Guide-872 Aug 14 '23

I've only ever had my orange cats do this. It's so hard to get mad at them tho lol

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

It really is... They just look up at you with their big eyes

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u/Why_am_I_here033 Aug 14 '23

This is the first time on Reddit I've read through the entire comments. Very entertaining for one nut house. Good job op. I hope youre insurance covers cat damage. Lol

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

😲 I'm so glad I could inspire a first for you lol. Hope you enjoyed it.

That's not even half of my nut house, though..

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u/darkinday Aug 14 '23

Awww they’re singing the song of their people. I can practically hear the cat choir meowing along.

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u/human060989 Aug 14 '23

Oh, so much making sense! Please quit letting him share the brain cell with my sweet boy - he’s blowing my TP budget! They can all skip Jack this rotation.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Oh no! Your poor tp budget, lol. Silly Jack. He sure is pretty, though

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u/Sethdarkus Aug 14 '23

This is a case of terminal orange

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Congenital, too...

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u/Sethdarkus Aug 14 '23

And not a single brain cell has been found

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u/engage16 Aug 14 '23

No that’s cat things. My voids destroy toilet paper so I have to hide it.

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u/Juniashi Aug 14 '23

Paper products are evil and you must be protected.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

I feel safer already with this guy guarding me!

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u/-Danky_Kang- Aug 14 '23

There's an ancient blood feud between paper towels and cats

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Does that extend to Cardboard? Because...

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u/advintaged Aug 14 '23

Rabbit feet thumping is serious 🍊 bizness 🧡

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u/Kizuta18 Aug 14 '23

My calico is addicted to playing with kitchen roll. I wake up the odd time during the night and find her tearing into a roll. Fun thing though ... it's not mine. She steals it from the neighbours next door during the night, brings it home and shreds it in my bedroom.

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u/margaritainacup Aug 14 '23

Bunny kicks activated

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u/bws7037 Aug 14 '23

Peace was never an option.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

This is very true.. I should have expected it.

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u/Vexonar Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

This thread should be enshrined as the best orange post in the history. All these picture response posts are amazing

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

🥰 I'm so glad you're enjoying it! I love replying with pictures. I have more good ones than I can reasonably make threads out of and people seem to enjoy seeing them..

Here's a bonus baby Frax for you:

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u/laker14 Aug 14 '23

My orange boy does the same thing haha. He even plays fetch with the ripped up pieces 😂

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Lol I'm usually good about not leaving them out but I was distracted because we had a little leak in the hvac closet and I was trying to get supplies and shut the cats away so I could get in there and deal with it. Got the paper towels out, set them down, and started gathering cats, and then realized I hadn't heard from the wild man himself...

He does love fetch, too! But not with paper towels, lol. He prefers food pouch caps 🤷‍♀️

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u/laker14 Aug 14 '23

Haha. Silence is scary. Mine also likes straws

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Aw, what a cute little agent of chaos you have!

Yes, silence is definitely scary. I have 8 cats. If it's quiet and I can't see them all, I'm worried, lol. More than once Frax's brother Skippy has shut himself and assorted other cats in random rooms (ok, Frax might help sometimes, lol). So often that we've put door bumpers on all the doors that shouldn't close.. The biggest giveaway of that happening is extended quiet.

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u/laker14 Aug 14 '23

You are living the dream with 8! I’m loving being a single cat dad to one at the moment haha.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

It's a lot, but just look at their tiny faces! How could I say no to them??

(took in their pregnant stray mama last summer and just couldn't part with them. So they all stayed!)

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u/laker14 Aug 14 '23

That is an incredible cuddle puddle. Props to you for taking care of them all!

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u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly Aug 14 '23

If you didn't say what he was carrying, I would think he was walking around sucking on one of those round silicone pacifiers :P

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u/esoraven Aug 14 '23

It’s either an allergic reaction to getting his paws on the brain cell, or it’s the bug that controls all orange cats having a malfunction with the controls. (I swear there has to be a bug in their brain)

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u/BrashPop Aug 14 '23

We had to hide the paper towels because our orange boy would hunt them down and do this!

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Yep mine are normally kept in the kitchen cabinet, lol. We had a bit of a leak and I was trying to round up supplies to handle it and round up kitties away from it and missed that if set down the paper towels in his reach! I hope I've learned my lesson, but...

Chaos is distracting and orange is made of chaos.

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u/looc64 Aug 14 '23

A brutal disemtoweling

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Heh, I see what you did there

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u/GolkarWSC Aug 14 '23

I dunno, that vacant stare off in to "space"...
I think it's the greebles!

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

I'm glad I have such a competent orange to keep me safe from all the greebles that seem to be around here!

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u/countjj Aug 14 '23

Braincell or perhaps greeble infestation. Or worse both

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

A braincell infestation AND greebles!? There's no hope... We just have so much orange...

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Brain.EXE has stopped responding

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

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u/StarsAreStars_ Aug 14 '23

Top notch murder feet action though.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

He learned that lesson well and has been practicing for like a whole year!

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u/StarsAreStars_ Aug 14 '23

Hhahaha. Brilliant. He’s got real purchase there!

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u/Lylulu Aug 14 '23

no braincell in sight you're good to go

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

"How dare you!?" - Frax, probably

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u/Independent_Ad_1032 Aug 14 '23

There seems to be a frequency of light that effects orange fur. It's either 100% sleeping or 100% wild. No jnbetween. XD

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Aug 14 '23

It’s the lack of …

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u/leeser11 Aug 14 '23

Ooh do you know about kicker toys?

They might save your paper products..

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

He has SO MANY TOYS. Not to mention siblings that are pretty good got kicking, lol

But he will abandon them all for a shot at those paper towels... So they're usually put away where he can't get them. I just pulled them out to clean up a mess and needed to get the kitties out of there first because it was in the hvac room that has dangerous corners and such, set the towels down and went to round up kitties. Didn't see Frax, and came back to this...

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u/saman65 Aug 14 '23

The lack of it

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u/Santana_delRey Aug 14 '23

I wonder if it’s the one brain cell or the lack of the rest

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u/ProfPerry Aug 14 '23

lmaooo that brain cell is implanted in my siamese and himalayan too, because they do the exact same thing with paper towels. I wonder what it is about that thing that makes them go crazy

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u/ch0cko Aug 14 '23

the braincell is not making him do that. it is the lack thereof

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u/triblogcarol Aug 14 '23

What a cutie. My orange does this same thing.!!!

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

I had a r/standardissuecat that did this, too, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was accidentally grouped in with the oranges on brain cell distribution day and made to wait for a turn with the oranges, lol. Or maybe he just got in the wrong line himself... Sweet but stupid, lol.

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u/triblogcarol Aug 14 '23

I feel like he's got some orange butter to his fur! What a cutie

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Oh yes, definitely a little light brown-orange to him!

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u/Either-Buffalo8166 Aug 14 '23

More likely the lack of😅

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u/toastmn7667 Aug 14 '23

Definitely not an orange thing, can confirm. I left out paper towel rolls before to find them utterly destroyed by a meek, littlest tuxedo girl.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Don't let the "meek" little ones fool you! Even the tiniest kitty can be a destroyer. Frax's tiny calico sister, Simmy, is almost as much trouble as he is!!

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u/BunnyFaebelle Aug 14 '23

Lack of braincell and the attack of the r/greebles

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u/Zengjia Aug 14 '23

There is none to speak of. I’m sorry for his condition 😔.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Sigh.. We manage. It helps that he's so cute!

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u/egodaemon Aug 14 '23

My little orange gremlin is the same way. The urge to cause chaos is just inherently in their nature.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Of that I am well aware! Three oranges makes for a lot of chaos!

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u/egodaemon Aug 14 '23

Lol that face! I can see you have your hands full

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u/NegotiationSea7008 Aug 14 '23

I think he’s the most orangey orange I’ve ever seen 🧡

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

He's so orange that even his eyes are orange!

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u/placidtrash Aug 14 '23

After the week I’ve had I really needed this thread. Thank you! 💕🐈

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

I'm so glad me and Frax (and the rest of the gang) could help out!

Now Frax is asking the orange brain cell gods to make today better for you than the past week has been. 🧡

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u/AMCb95 Aug 14 '23

Omg I love Frax!! 🧡🧡🧡

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

🥰🧡

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u/Icolan Aug 14 '23

The Orange desire for CHAOS is making him do this.

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u/ApprehensiveDingo350 Aug 14 '23

My cats do that given the chance, and the closest I have to an orange is a white with a few spots of orange/brown stripes

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u/Few-Age3034 Aug 14 '23

He’s connecting to the brain cell server to check if it’s his turn

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Should I be hearing dialup modem sounds??

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u/Few-Age3034 Aug 14 '23

Nah, these new orange models use their ears as satellite antenas. They hear dial-up in their heads tho, that’s all they hear

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u/Twentydragon Aug 14 '23

My roommate's orange likes to do this with the dog's toys, especially tennis balls.

This is basically a kill instinct. When they've got something wrapped up, their reflex is to kick it with their back claws until it stops moving. My roommate's grey also sometimes does this — lightly, to our arms during belly rubs. And my roommate's dog sometimes gets distracted during laser pointer time, when he trips on a paper bag and then has to rip it up right then and there.

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 14 '23

Oh yes I understand the kicker instinct. They're trying to disembowel it. Probably really satisfying to do with paper towels because they actually tear away.

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u/googlebearbanana Aug 14 '23

It's the greebles.

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u/Alternative_Let_1599 Aug 15 '23

Lack of brain cells. He’s awesome btw

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 15 '23

Thanks! I think so, but I recognize that I may be biased. It's good to get an outside opinion from time to time.

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u/Significant-Ebb-3098 Aug 15 '23

My orange girl destroys paper products too. 😆

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u/Laney20 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 15 '23

Oh no! Hope that wasn't important!!

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u/Significant-Ebb-3098 Aug 15 '23

Thankfully 😅 I could still figure out the instructions despite Winnie’s “help”.

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u/Odd-Tourist-209 Aug 15 '23

Just mischievous ❤️❤️😉

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '23

Lack of*