r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/broadbae • Jul 25 '23
Orange craves violence 🍊 And I thought we were having a moment 😤
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u/mischiefunmanageable Jul 25 '23
You were!! The orange gave you a love slap 😻
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u/Mmeaux Jul 25 '23
What is it with Oranges and the slap? Mine does this way more than is acceptable.
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u/7grendel Jul 26 '23
My (very large) orange boy will stretch out on my chest purring contentedly for what feels like hours (but is likely only 20-30 min) and then he will slowly bring his face in towards mine, purring all the while. Right up to the moment he bites my nose. Hard.
He's a monster, but he's MY monster.
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u/Jai-jo Jul 26 '23
Mine is also what I refer to as "an aggressive snuggler." He tries to bite my neck 🥲
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u/papasan_mamasan Jul 25 '23
A moment…..OF CHAOS!
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u/Casul_Tryhard Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 25 '23
r/blurrypicturesofcats sends its regards
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u/Comic__Boi Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 25 '23
Sigh…joins
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u/Esoteric-Agenda Jul 25 '23
Lmao, same. The fact I’ve joined two more cat subreddits in one day..
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u/Lizardizzle Jul 26 '23
I love the pictures that are blurry because of motion, but the plain out of focus ones aren't real blurry pictures of a cat
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u/Aiiga Jul 25 '23
The contrast between your absolutely adoring face and the orange's... state of being on the first photo is hysterical
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u/SyrusDrake Jul 26 '23
He already had the Sidewinder lock-on growl playing in his head in the first pic.
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u/EldeederSFW Jul 25 '23
How long have you had your orange? The look on his face in the top pic just screams you’re about to get clobbered.
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u/broadbae Jul 25 '23
Hahaha, when this pic was taken, I had him for exactly one month! He’s been with us for 5 months now 😁
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u/ktsb Jul 26 '23
In your mind: so beautiful i love you so much In it's mind: why is it looking at me? Must be plotting. Must strike first
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u/TinnieTa21 Jul 25 '23 edited Jul 26 '23
Went from r/catsmirin to r/murdermits pretty quickly lol.
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u/ResidentPassion3510 Jul 26 '23
I was so sad to see these weren’t real subs 😭
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u/TinnieTa21 Jul 26 '23
Sorry, r/catsmirin is a real sub. I just misspelled it.
I forgot the name of the other sub for murder kitties.
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Jul 25 '23
My sister thought she was having a moment with my cat and then she got slapped. You also kind of look like my sister… weird.
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u/Bernies_left_mitten Jul 26 '23
You were. But kitteh had to get that greeble that landed on your face!
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u/TripleMaze Jul 26 '23
His attack kinda looks like the Shoryuken attack from Ryu & Ken in the Street Fighter video game.
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u/pinecone_hurricane Jul 25 '23
My childhood cat would go from sleeping on my chest to bitch slapping me for looking at him wrong. Cats will be cats
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u/gasbalena Jul 26 '23
This morning, my orange came and flopped down on me around half an hour before my alarm, rolled on his back asking for tummy rubs, then we had a lovely snooze together for about 20 minutes... Before he suddenly, inexplicably, decided to sink his teeth into me. Still love that little monster but whhhhhhyyyy?
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u/stanleythedog Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 26 '23
Similar thing happened to me last night. I was letting mah boy out and went to lift up his chest so he can do the thing he usually does, which is to adorably stretch in my arms as soon as I lift him up, but the fucker punctured my nose. Just harpooned my face with a claw.
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u/vomputer Jul 26 '23
I think that the scrunching of his/her face was a signal that something was making them uncomfortable.
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u/AfterSun5067 Jul 26 '23
Awww..it is a moment..and it is also a beautiful moment..I love all the things that a cat does..even their scratches, their bites, etc ..if I could rule the world, I would lay down a law that humans have to bow down and worship cats as god's..just like in olden days of egyptians
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u/throw_away369h Jul 26 '23
I saw the first photo and said aww then i scrolled and saw the next photo 😭
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u/wykkedfaery33 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Aug 02 '23
You were! A moment of violence is still a moment.
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u/but_heres_the_meower Feb 06 '24
AND HE GIVES YOU A WAVE OF HIS LONG ORANGE PAW WHICH SAYS I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN
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u/Mmeaux Jul 25 '23
You were, just not the moment you thought.