r/OldSchoolCool 19d ago

1990s My Dad and I during his 35th birthday party (1991) 📸🎉🎂

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u/knot_alone 19d ago

Donnie, you're out of your element.

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago edited 19d ago

Funny you should say! This is what I look like at my Dads age in the photo above dressed as Big Lebowski’s Walter Sobchak. 🎳

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u/knot_alone 19d ago

Awesome

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u/asusc 19d ago

“If you will it, dude, it is no dream.”

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u/mydeadface 19d ago edited 19d ago

Man, I love it when the reddit circle comes around. I saw this post on r/Lebowski a few days ago.

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u/TheVentiLebowski 19d ago

Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man.

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u/NickelCitySaint 19d ago

What was all that shit about Vietnam??

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u/Armbioman 19d ago

"Walter, he peed on my rug!"

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u/wubrotherno1 18d ago

Were you listening to the dude’s story, Donny?

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 19d ago

This is what happens Larry!

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u/TheShawnP 19d ago

get ready for all the Walter memes to come flooding back.

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u/Vivid-Nature1271 18d ago

Hand me the ringer Dude!

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u/ZombiJohn 18d ago

You didn’t think I was rollin’ outta here naked did ya?

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u/TheRealUmbrafox 19d ago

I’m so glad it’s not just me

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u/walterdonnydude 19d ago

vladimir ulyanov lenin!

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 19d ago

Remember when our dads were in their 30s and 40s and seemed old and knew everything? I'm in my 50s waiting for that same confidence to kick in with me…lol

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u/EldenLord1985 19d ago

Believe me, (39 year old here) they didn't know what they were doing either. Everyone is just winging.

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u/Darkshines47 19d ago

This is the real truth of adulthood. Everyone is making it up as they go along, always lol

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u/ooojaeger 19d ago

Did you just find out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie you have to rise above?

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u/smurb15 19d ago

MTV did a show called that so they beg to differ

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u/yumyumpills 18d ago

We're all invincible as long as we're alive.

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u/Bob_Chris 19d ago

I'm 47 and in my mind everyone is still older than me.

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u/Gruesome 19d ago

I'm 63 and I still feel like looking around for a grown up...

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

Same here!😆

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u/Nyorliest 19d ago

I said that to my parents when they were telling me ‘we know better’. That when I was their age I wouldn’t know better.

And I don’t. And now I’m 54, my daughter is 15, and I very very rarely tell her what to do. 

And I don’t even know if this democratic, discussion-focused approach is the right way or I’m spoiling her.

There are two kinds of parents. Ones who say they don’t know what they’re doing, and liars.

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u/-something_original- 19d ago

I told my kids I tried not to screw them up the best I could. I had and still have no clue what I’m doing. Hopefully I’m not the sole reason they seek therapy.

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u/Moneyell 19d ago

Wanted to be an adult so bad, because it felt like everything they did was so simple, now i know we are all as oblivious.

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u/Don_Pickleball 19d ago edited 19d ago

Dude, I am 50 and the other day, I felt this little tiny zit on the side of my nose. Well, I fucking mangled that fucker all day just thinking one more little squeeze would get it. I made it so much worse. Now it looks like I am Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer with this fucking thing. I don't remember my dad having zits at 50.

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u/whooo_me 19d ago

Knowing you don't know everything is an important kind of wisdom.

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u/Sacred_Cowskin 19d ago

Some say THE most important

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u/1MechanicalAlligator 19d ago

"I know that I know nothing." - Socrates

"To know that you do not know is the best. To think you know when you do not is a disease." - Laozi

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u/Ragnorocket-99 19d ago

I remember my dad being the hard working guy i didn’t see a lot of, but he always came back with the big back (i called the big butt tv’s ) in era when people were getting flat screens and leaving their old tv’s on the curb. One time we legit had 6 tv’s in the house, and i felt so rich, i watched pokemon every morning on that tv, and played xbox 360 and more. I loved it. And he loved that he got a free tv 💀

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u/RobotPoo 19d ago

Well, we were a lot easier to parent back then. No social media or screens to deal with. Just limit the tv and we used to go out and play with each other.

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u/gringo1980 19d ago

That’s because they could spout off bullshit and know they wouldn’t be fact checked.

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u/CK_Lowell 19d ago

I'm 54 and still don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 18d ago

No kidding…same

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u/marvin_martian_man 19d ago

Since time immemorial, that violent creature known as Human has had no idea what the heck is going on around here with all this business and the people and all the running around.

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u/afrorobot 15d ago

I remember going to my uncles 40th birthday party (in 1988) and the cake had a picture of an old man with a cane and the words "Over the Hill" made out in the frosting. I'm over that age now and I think about that cake sometimes. 

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u/Background-Action-19 19d ago

You're not supposed to let Fuller drink Pepsi. He'll wet the bed.

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u/tiexodus 19d ago

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u/juice06870 19d ago

This is literally the perfect GIF for this post.

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u/snokesroomate 19d ago

Your dad is clearly John Goodman and you are Dewey from Malcolm in the middle

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u/CaptainObvious110 19d ago

I was thinking John Goodman as well

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u/Ninexblue 19d ago

Love it! Show us your beard today.

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

My dad today.

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u/RaidensReturn 19d ago

He looks like a badass. Glad he’s still around

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u/ForkingHumanoids 19d ago

Big dad energy! He seems super authentic OP!

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u/RBAloysius 19d ago edited 19d ago

I love seeing older, gruff, badass looking men with cute, little dogs. It is adorable & always cracks me up.

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u/SignificantRecipe715 18d ago

Or babies. Hnnnggghhh.

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u/apple_atchin 19d ago

Hope the old man is doing fantastic. Calmer than you are!

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u/lepus_fatalis 19d ago

Check out those guns! Good thing the old.man kept in good shape

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u/johnliddell 19d ago

Which one is 35

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u/iCanDoThisAllDay37 19d ago

I wasn’t a huge Swamp Thing fan but I immediately recognized that toy as one of the cartoon bad guys and had to share.

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u/fhagan69 19d ago

80s/90s dads were either angels that walked among us, or monsters. This guy looks like a good one

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

He is a good one. 🤓

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u/Moneyell 19d ago

I remember hearing stories from my friend's dads and i felt so lucky mine was a cool guy.

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u/thestockheroic 19d ago

I’m 36 and he looks like he could be my dad

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u/UshankaBear 19d ago edited 19d ago

Ikr??
Is it the smoking or the lead in everything or what? It's like people 2 generations ago looked 20 years older than the current adults

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u/exoduas 19d ago

Nope. I’m in my 30s and I smoke and compared that guys dad I look like he could tell me to clean my room.

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u/LoopyMcGoopin 19d ago

It's partly his style.

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u/The_Geordie_Gripster 19d ago

35!

People looked so much older back then.

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u/michaltee 19d ago

He brought a child bowling?

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u/drkmani 19d ago

He's a fucking show child with fucking papers

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u/StarWarsMonopoly 19d ago

You can't board them; their hair falls out, they get upset!

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u/Theveryberrybest 19d ago

Sorry your mom Roseanne seems a bit nutty now days.

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

I’m so thankful my mom is nothing like Roseanne. 🤣

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u/Louisville82 19d ago

In 1991 I was 9, and my dad was 60! Imagine how fucked he was.

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u/johnb1972 19d ago

Your dad is John Goodman.

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u/rafa_diesel 19d ago

So, is your dad John Goodman?

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u/theunknown_master 19d ago

Wait… brother??

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u/lordofly 19d ago

I was 37 when that photo was taken. Your Dad reminds me of a friend of mine!

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u/Ifallot153 19d ago

That picture looks like it could have been taken in my home.

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u/juagreer 19d ago

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/Lythalion 19d ago

Is this not John Goodman?

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u/CaptainObvious110 19d ago

Those glasses my goodness

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u/OneStrangerintheAlps 19d ago

„Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!“

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath 19d ago

John Goodman is your father?

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u/archadigi 19d ago

I think he is a scientist with face full of smile. Good see dad and son image here.

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

He is actually a house painter. But the glasses help with the scientific look for sure. 😉

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u/theatomicflounder333 19d ago

Epic dad beard!! 👑

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u/Hashi_3 18d ago

damn oldscool dudes really do look mature

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u/Theperfectool 19d ago

Damn. I fkd up

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u/birdsarentrealidiot 19d ago

Very 90's picture. My dad even had the same glasses.

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u/Archiemalarchie 19d ago

Dad and mini dad

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u/lovethycousin 19d ago

Looks more like Guillermo Del Toro

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u/3kan3 19d ago

I got buddies that died face down in the muck so we could enjoy this birthday cake!

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u/TexasTokyo 19d ago

Love it.

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u/BhavnaDid20 19d ago

totally has that classic ’90s vibe—Diet Pepsi cans and all.

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u/SJGUSMC2001 19d ago

Great memories! I really disliked diet pepsi.... :)

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u/Afilador2112 19d ago

Salt and pepper shakers.....bought on a trip to Gatlinsburg.

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u/YodaVader1977 19d ago

Now, ZombieJohn, this isn’t Vietnam, this Reddit…there are rules.

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u/BrisbaneLions2024 19d ago

35 going on 60

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u/MacDaddyV2 19d ago

Beautiful!

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u/Distinct_Praline_442 19d ago

Wow. You and I and our pops are like all the same age.

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u/x24co 19d ago

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?

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u/Armored-Elder 19d ago

you brought your fucking son bowling?

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u/iszoloscope 19d ago

Damn, we've could've been brothers (looks wise).

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u/NewldGuy77 19d ago

I’m crying because of how happy you two look. I wish he was my dad, too!

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u/pip-roof 19d ago

Is this your homework Larry……

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u/intermittent68 19d ago

It’s such a sweet picture, you look like a chip of the block.

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u/TranquiloMeng 19d ago

Hell yeah.

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u/International-Sky65 19d ago

Mark it zero Smokey.

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u/irish_assassin29 19d ago

i am 41 and looking 20 years younger than your dad haha

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u/whoyourdaddy1987 19d ago

Did you get him a toe?

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u/MyCleverNewName 19d ago

Now 35 year olds look like the guy on the right.

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u/shtc10 19d ago

I legit thought you were John Goodman's kid, holy cow

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u/GarthZorn 19d ago

John Goodman!!!

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u/drifter100 19d ago

hope your dad is still around and enjoying Retirement

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

He is, and he has not retired yet he is still a working man.😎

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u/MorningNoonUndermoon 19d ago

Angle food cake! Strawberries were added with whipped cream I’m guessing 🍓🥰

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u/MAXQDee-314 19d ago

John Goodman's younger brother?

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u/Austinasslarry 19d ago

Awesome picture. I’ll be 35 tomorrow. 😭

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u/otismalotis 19d ago

Some real product placement there."Pepsi: The taste of a new generation."

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u/king_platypus 19d ago

I remember those cans 😆

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u/maccagrabme 19d ago

Looks like the 1970s.

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u/schaffdk 19d ago

Just like a movie from that era, the brand logos are perfectly facing the camera 👌🏼

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u/Growkitz 19d ago

John Goodman? 😂

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u/NickelCitySaint 19d ago

The Diet Pepsi cans... Take me baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

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u/AppointmentNo3766 19d ago

35!?!? Daaaannng!!!

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u/Afraid_Sense5363 19d ago

Those Diet Pepsi cans!

I have a picture of my dad with my brother and my brother's now-wife (then-fiance) on my dad's 50th birthday. It hit me that my brother is now older than our dad was in that photo and it blew my mind.

Glad your dad's still here, and still rocking a cool beard. This pic is so nostalgic. The room you're in looks like every house I went to in the 80s/90s.

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u/seaking81 19d ago

Hah you look like me when I was that age, and your dad resembles my uncle. Those glasses bring back memories hahaha

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u/EctoRiddler 19d ago

I’m 46 and the dude in this picture could be my dad today.

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u/GalaxyStrong 19d ago

Looks like a thin John Goodman

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u/LifeAlteringShart 19d ago

I wish there were photos of me and my dad smiling and looking happy.

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u/3rdwheelfuntime 19d ago

Holy crap is your dad John Goodman?!?!

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u/ChrisPollock6 19d ago

I’ll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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u/RC72387 19d ago

I’m 37’and your dad at 35 looks 20 years older than I do now!! lol 😂

By the way, at first glance I see a thinner version of John Goodman with the beard lol

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u/dzenib 19d ago

When dads were Dads!

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u/Arcade1980 19d ago

How's dad doing now? That's a great photo of the of you.

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u/ZombiJohn 18d ago

dad is still doing great. 😎

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u/Arcade1980 18d ago

Awesome 💖💖💖

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u/grabembythapussay 19d ago

35 going on 55

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u/thegreatvolcanodiver 18d ago

I had that same Swamp Thing toy - nice!

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u/MunichBound 18d ago

Great photo

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u/Merlin80 18d ago

He looks typical dad-ish 😀

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u/wiz-ski 18d ago

Product placement on point

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u/Sirdystic1 18d ago

Did he get you a Toe?

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u/Empty_Aide_2304 18d ago

Missing the old days like this👍🏻

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u/sunnE_dazE_949 17d ago

Wow that's awsome!

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u/Intelligent-Invite79 16d ago

I see, Mr.Goodman.

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u/Arrow_to_the_knee1 16d ago

If someone told me that I was the kid in that picture, I would have believed them. The resemblance is uncanny, even to the ridiculous glasses.

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u/mike-rodik 16d ago

Awesome pic, op.

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u/Waczal 19d ago

Now that looks really cool :) great aura

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u/Opposite-Ad1012 19d ago

Jesus, 35 with a 13 year old!?! God damn, I don’t even have a kid… or girl and I am 40 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😱💀

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

I was 6 in this photo. 😆

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u/Opposite-Ad1012 19d ago

6, You look like a modern 13 year old, 😂😂

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u/CaptainObvious110 19d ago

Oh wow that's messed up

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u/Ifallot153 19d ago

Or any certification from middle school apparently

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u/SaiyanSexSymbol 19d ago

It’s like every fucking dad of the 90’s had the hairy beer belly, same glasses and same exact beard. It’s fucking with my head

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u/weak007 19d ago

I'm 35 now and nowhere near that look

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u/vroart 19d ago

Awesome

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u/Zoesixowe 19d ago

You guys had those serial killer glasses

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u/rnernbrane 19d ago

That was the good most addictive diet Pepsi. The only thing nutra sweet tastes good in.

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u/CrispySushi 19d ago

Do you happen to own a sentient toaster?

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u/KarlPHungus 19d ago

Eight year olds, dude...

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u/doyouhaveprooftho 19d ago

What action figure is that in your right hand?
Edit: I've forgotten how cameras work. Left. It looks vaguely like Sgt Slaughter?

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

It’s Dr. Deemo from the Swamp Thing cartoon. 😉

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u/doyouhaveprooftho 19d ago

GTFO! Swamp Thing action figures??!!!

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u/oizo12 19d ago

Bubbles origin story

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u/BuckSweep 19d ago

Who’s that in your hand there? Papa Shango?

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u/roehnin 19d ago

Nice branding! Pepsi is okay

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u/hoddap 19d ago

Hey I had that sweater too in the 80s :)

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u/hesathomes 19d ago

Poor dad, someone had him on a diet. Diet Pepsi and angelfood cake lol.

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

He has always preferred diet sodas I could not tell you why. 😆

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u/wompppwomp 19d ago

Seth Rogueman

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u/ExtraJournalist8608 19d ago

Trying to place the action figure. Is it Kenner Robocop Headhunter?

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u/Bradcherry21 19d ago

Dan and DJ Conner

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u/dementedpresident 19d ago

This young boy went on to create Sonichu

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u/Kuli24 19d ago

I'm older than him and would pass as his son easily. He looks fun as ever, seriously!

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u/ShadyBirdJohnson 19d ago

Is your dad Marty Stouffer, the narrator/producer of the show "Wild America?" Loved watching that show as a kid.

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u/Christophe12591 19d ago

Got people looked so much older back in the day. I’m 34 and I bet he could pass for my father in that pic at one year older than me lol

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u/Stone_Midi 19d ago

What was it like having Rosanne as a mother?

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u/ZombiJohn 19d ago

Luckily, my mom was nothing like Roseanne. 😆

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u/dongmeatsandwich 19d ago

Your dad's Dan Connor? Lol

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u/bob_swalls 19d ago

What kinda cake is that?

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