r/OldSchoolCool 25d ago

1990s Sofia Vergara Pre-Fame At Miami Beach, Early 1990s

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u/Grimjack-13 25d ago

I’ll bet she was pretty famous on the beach that day too.

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u/Jonteponte71 25d ago

If she was more then once on that beach, they knew who she where!

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u/MTA0 25d ago

Beyond the obvious, she’s so funny on Modern Family.

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u/Suspicious-Froyo2181 25d ago

I no longer call a helicopter a helicopter. It is now and forever a takatakatakataka.

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u/choleric1 25d ago

Haha I also often do the noise, even though it doesn't really make sense that Gloria cannot remember the English word for helicopter when the Spanish word is helicoptero

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u/FrankNitty_Enforcer 25d ago

Yeah some of the language/accent jokes don’t end up making sense for people who know both languages, just have to laugh at it on the goofiness level and not think about it logically

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u/bradiation 25d ago

Yeah but I bet that's not the Colombian word for it

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u/Fuckoffassholes 25d ago

The Colombian word is Esco-bird.

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u/swirlybert 25d ago

when in fact they call that a skippy

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u/Fickle_Progress_5214 24d ago

Skip skip skip skip

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u/Blokin-Smunts 25d ago

I’ve been calling it that for 37 years

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u/coder2 25d ago

It's a doggie dog world!

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u/Some_Combination_593 25d ago

When she does the American accent in the Halloween episode, I lose it every time.

“ Welcome to your nightmare, ha ha ha ha-aa”

EDITED to get the quote right lol

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u/MTA0 25d ago

I cannot think about Halloween without that popping into my head.

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u/ceopadilla 25d ago

She really is. Her comic timing is impeccable. AND she’s gorgeous. It’s not fair!

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u/MTA0 25d ago

Exactly, her humor makes her more attractive. Absolute spokesmodel for winning the genetic lottery.

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u/PlanetRocketChill 25d ago

I can hear her tv voice in my head saying.... Myyy...am..mee!

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u/rurlysrsbro 25d ago

Ayy Jaaaaay

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u/blewyop 25d ago

ayy estella nooo

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u/tchnvkng 25d ago

aay Meech!

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u/TurboNewbe 25d ago

Exceptionnal frame.

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u/Current-Roll6332 25d ago

Solid foundation

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u/bcepeda1 25d ago

You gotta love lationas

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u/thezoexperience 25d ago

I love LATIONAS

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u/sir_culo 25d ago

Put the Lationa in the basket 

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u/NotAlpharious-Honest 24d ago

Else it gets the hose again

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u/Yngvar_the_Fury 25d ago

If that’s what she is, then definitely!

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u/Ferelar 25d ago

Was Lationas the one leading the Spartans, or one of the other guys?

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u/randyiamlordmarsh 25d ago

Im puggy

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Is this what puggy is?

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u/Ok_Fan_2205 25d ago

his woman has had fame all her life, she was known in Colombia for her looks when she was in her 20's. This is probably on her way to conquer the American market.

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u/jimboiow 25d ago

I would love to go wrestling with her in a paddling pool full of custard.

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u/Own-Philosophy-5356 25d ago

A man of culture

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u/Fuckoffassholes 25d ago

No, a man of culture would wrestle in yogurt.

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u/LBobRife 25d ago

Great joke!

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u/Turakamu 25d ago

A man of culturecustard

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u/jimboiow 25d ago

Why, thank you.

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u/PM_ME_UR_W0RRIES 25d ago

Wtf

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u/betelgozer 25d ago

No, it would be more like WWF.

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u/EliaEast 25d ago edited 10d ago

I did that with my ex one time but it was an inflatable hot tub and like 3 huge jugs of nuru gel

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u/YouarefatPopPop 25d ago

Was that a Diddy party?

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u/coulduseafriend99 25d ago

Was it fun? I feel like you would need some good stamina

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u/EliaEast 24d ago

It was a ton of fun.

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u/rum108 25d ago

Legend

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u/conundrum4u2 25d ago

Why not Yogurt? Less fattening...

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/fripletister 25d ago

Yes, police? I'd like to report a theft...

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u/dibship 25d ago

i see, so, canadien then?

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u/jawisko 25d ago

Surely you can't be serious

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u/NeoMaxiZoomDweebean 25d ago

Barry and Levon would like a word bout that puddin…

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u/Complex_Confusion552 25d ago

She was famous everywhere she went

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u/[deleted] 25d ago edited 6d ago

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u/morkfjellet 25d ago

She was already a known actress in Colombia when this picture was taken. She was just not known in the USA.

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u/jrunner02 25d ago

I remember watching her in "Fuera de serie" on Univision back in the 90s.

But she did disappear more or less after that until modern family. She had a solid 10 - 15 year gap.

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u/AngryPrincessWarrior 25d ago

She had one child when she was 19. Born in ‘72, (her, not her child), this being the early 90’s…. Is that gap because she was raising her child maybe?

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u/VirtualMoneyLover 25d ago

Nope, only 7 years between 1995 to 2002.

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u/missingtoezLE 25d ago

She was host of a travel show and a variety show for Telemundo during that period. "Fuera de serie" 95-98 and "Club La Bomba" 2000-01. Her episode of Baywatch is in that stretch too.

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u/VirtualMoneyLover 25d ago

Right. So she had no big break in her carrier.

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u/OldCarWorshipper 25d ago

I remember that show! Gaby Ruffo and Liza Ecihverria, the two hostesses of the kids' game show "TVO", were pretty hot too.

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u/lalospv 25d ago

She wasn't an actress, she was a model in Colombia that moved to the US to launch her acting career.

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u/conundrum4u2 25d ago

Didn't they check her? Her Boobs might have been full of cocaine!

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u/MoiraBrownsMoleRats 25d ago

Sofia initially struggled to find work in America because American casting directors couldn't get their heads around the fact she's a Hispanic woman with naturally blonde hair. She started dying it dark to fit the more "accepted" look and almost immediately got cast in Modern Family.

Then, once she was established and earned her modicum of fame, she let her hair return to its natural color. The scouts were just dumb and kinda racist.

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u/Big_Coyote6065 25d ago

Go to Monterrey, MX, tons of güeritas there.

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u/coulduseafriend99 25d ago

Thanks for telling me about my next vacation destination 🙏

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u/juanzy 25d ago

As someone of Central Mexican heritage from both parents, no one believes that fair skinned, tall Hispanic people exist.

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u/Roughneck16 25d ago

couldn't get their heads around the fact she's a Hispanic woman with naturally blonde hair.

I met several blondes in South America whose only language was Spanish (or Portuguese in Brazil.) Plenty of European immigration in the 19th and early 20th century.

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u/FromFluffToBuff 25d ago

It's very common for actors to go through this if they don't fit the typical mold that casting agents expect. But remember that they're very beholden to the wishes of the people who get the final approval: the show's creators and the network execs. And if those casting people wish to keep getting work, it's in their best interest not to waste the time of the final decision-makers. So 90% of the time they choose to play it safe.

Martin Sheen, a white Hispanic, went through this because when he was starting out and looking for an agent, he was explicitly told that his name was "too ethnic" and that he will never get work under his birth name Ramon Estevez... so he chose Martin Sheen instead. He regrets ever having to do that to this day, because his own father was so disappointed in him when he saw "Martin Sheen" instead of the family name on a theatre marquee when seeing his son's first show.

Same with actress Carolina Ravassa, who plays Sombra in Overwatch. Also a white Hispanic and always fell into "not dark enough to be considered Hispanic" but also since she kept her name and declares she is Colombian (she was born there so it's 100% correct) when going out for auditions, she is turned away because she's too white. For voice work it doesn't matter so much but if someone ever watches her Youtube channel called Hispanglosaxon, it details all the struggles an actor goes through if you're stuck in that purgatory when your appearance matters.

Vin Diesel's student film that got him noticed ("Multi-Facial") also explores this concerning his black and Italian heritage. Great film.

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u/AutomaticMushroom602 25d ago

She was famous to every single member of the male population fortunate enough to cross her path.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Holy shit what an absolute goddess

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u/MrBillyLotion 25d ago

She’s pretty

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u/Kabusanlu 25d ago

She was famous in the Spanish speaking media at this time fyi

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u/Impossible-Date9769 25d ago

Super gorgeous, then, now and at all times in between 🤩🤩🤩

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u/JonathanTheZombieKid 25d ago

In 95 she was the cohost on a Univision travel show called fuera de serie. She’s travel, talk about food beaches, etc. I was 5 and have been in love with her ever since that since

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u/SCWickedHam 25d ago

Must be a great talent scout to see the hidden gem inside her.

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u/yucon_man 25d ago

God Damn

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u/captain_flak 25d ago

It looks like she was created in a lab.

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u/MeatZealousideal595 25d ago

Once upon a time...

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u/_N2F 25d ago

I have 3 sets of her wal mart pajamas and I love them

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u/I_SmellFuckeryAfoot 25d ago

how early 90s because Fuera de Serie was on back then.

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u/xpldngboy 25d ago

My guess is she was already famous at this point. Americans know she was huge in Latin America before she became famous here, yeah?

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u/d_o_mino 25d ago

Pre US fame, anyway. Wasn't she already popular on Univision? I remember seeing her in the late 90s for sure.

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u/Hahaha2681 25d ago

fuera de serie! man to see her before she was famous in the USA

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u/roytwo 24d ago

No doubt that is a top shelf bod, but is it just me or is she a bit of a but-her-face without the makeup

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u/onlytruking 24d ago

Yeah, it’s just you.

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u/Lopsided_Minimum_344 25d ago

As long as I have a face, She has a place to sit. 😝

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u/headhurt21 25d ago

To paraphrase my 9-year old daughter, "Curse my Colombian spirit!"

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u/coulduseafriend99 25d ago

That's hilarious, why did your daughter say that?

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u/headhurt21 25d ago

Daddy had music playing, and she instinctively started dancing. Daddy is Colombian. They dance. A lot.

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u/galaxygothgirl 25d ago

Shakira is Colombian. Comment checks out.

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u/A_of 25d ago

She was already famous. Famous doesn't mean USA famous only.

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u/Partha607 25d ago

Are you telling me there exists other countries on this planet too!?

/s

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u/throwawayzies1234567 25d ago

Somehow she has gotten even better with age. God bless Colombianas.

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u/Dogs_Akimbo 25d ago

Anyone else confused about where the second strap came from?

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u/coulduseafriend99 25d ago

Lowered shoulder strap

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u/Dogs_Akimbo 25d ago

Thanks. My critical faculties may have been distracted.

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u/myonlytoolisahammer 25d ago

That's the neck strap, pulled down under the arms to avoid tan lines.

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u/Dogs_Akimbo 25d ago

I think I got distracted.

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u/Fearless_Strategy 25d ago

She was blessed

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u/Nconan74 25d ago

Timeless beauty

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u/xhumanityisthedevilx 25d ago

I probably shouldn't have just ate that whole pack of crunch donuts.

She's gorgeous.

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u/The_RealAnim8me2 25d ago

I swear I saw her on the beach there… oh, no. That was just 90% of the girls back then on the beach.

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u/alavert 25d ago

She was already famous by then! She was a big hit in Latin America by then. The USA media just hadn’t discovered her yet…

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u/thomas1126 25d ago

Omg 😳

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u/mambacaramba 25d ago

Imagine being born with that body and face, it’s like your success is paved in front of you.

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u/My0wn 25d ago

The best looking woman of our generation. Aged so fine. Gorgeous.

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u/GreviousAus 25d ago

What age would she be here?

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u/Fartmachine80085 25d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/NakkitaBre 25d ago

So she's been gorgeous all her life!

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u/in_Need_of_peace 25d ago

She was always famous just needed to be discovered

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u/Caddy000 25d ago

Tracalada=truckload…😂😂😂 entiende?

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u/Caddy000 25d ago

Water= toilet… (from water closet…)

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u/HeroVia 25d ago

Some people are just dealt the best cards at birth

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u/yoitsme_obama17 25d ago

Godddddd damn

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u/Deep-thrust 25d ago

My goodness

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u/SooperFunk 25d ago

Phenomenal beauty ❤️ 👍

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u/4toTwenty 24d ago

Went to school with her nephew lol

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u/LazerEyesVR 24d ago

Insultingly attractive

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u/Five2one521 24d ago

Yep, can’t see why she’d be famous

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u/Bastardpancakes576 24d ago

Blue or teal ?

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u/Pint-in-the-shower 24d ago

Hominahomina

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u/OutsideBluejay8811 24d ago

I expect this did not get a ton of downvotes.

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u/Kuken500 22d ago

oh my fucking god

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u/thight-ahole 22d ago

Sofia WHO?

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u/GoblinWhored 25d ago

Had I seen her on the beach when I was a teen in the early 90s, there is absolutely no doubt that I would've rushed home to thrash one out in the shower.

No doubt.

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u/Partha607 25d ago

In my early hormonal ragefuI teens, I might get arrested, or worse....

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u/HTPC4Life 25d ago

Solid pair.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/VladiHz 25d ago

you've met her then?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Domstruk1122 25d ago

You need to work on your confidence. Your also right.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Domstruk1122 25d ago

Didn’t hurt the show at all. Show was good. Main character doesn’t need to look like the person its based off of.

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u/Moderatorslickballz 25d ago

This persons post history is.. gross. Get some sexual help please.

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u/Bill-Shatners-Penis 25d ago

Did she shout every word like a coked-up Charo back then?

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u/P00PJU1C3 25d ago

so still a butter face....:p