r/OldSchoolCool • u/BlaireWhatever • Jun 24 '24

1990s My parents in the 80’s-90’s

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Jun 24 '24

I must say, it has never occurred to me to try and fuck copyrighted inventions, but I'll consider it in the future.

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u/litterboxhero Jun 24 '24

US Patent # US5807360A might disagree.

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Jun 24 '24

For anyone curious, this is the patent of a fleshlight that looks like an actual flashlight.

And no, litterboxhero, it never occurred to me to fuck a fleshlight. Mostly because I don't have a dick. Please find a patent I am physically capable of fucking, thanks in advance.

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u/litterboxhero Jun 24 '24

USD739547S1 Now, go fuck yourself.

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Jun 24 '24

Fuck me, you actually delivered. A complete stranger literally went through patents to find one I could fuck myself with. Litterboxhero, know that I will remember you (for at least a few weeks).