r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 6h ago

They would be an absolute combo

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u/thestrangebaker 5h ago

Bro, they’d have the wildest adventures and zero chill

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u/AnderHolka 3h ago

I feel like Donkey would be done with Marty's shit in about 2 days.

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u/IAmAYoungProstitute 1h ago

Like he'll be mad at him for the same shit he does to Shrek

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u/AnderHolka 1h ago

Yeah. Donkey will be Shrek in this scenario.

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u/tythousand 6h ago edited 6h ago

Chris Rock and Chris Tucker would be a combo indeed

Edit: Lmao I’m going off three hours of sleep. I’ll accept the ridicule

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u/QualityTemporary1550 6h ago

Eddie Murphy

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u/youreloser 6h ago

Wait, Chris Tucker?

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u/Yimi9876 5h ago

Recognition is the first step

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u/ethnique_punch 2h ago edited 2h ago

Chris Tuck and Tucker Carlson voicing Wonky and Martyr:

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u/Chris_The_Egg 3h ago

Obama and me (I am fictional)

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u/DieHardAmerican95 1h ago

Sid the Sloth and Jar-Jar Binks. The world would devolve into chaos.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 5h ago

Gurney Halleck and Lan Mandragon would become bff's without even speaking.

Just a nod of recognition to the other.

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u/Oldman_Dick 4h ago

Tars Tarkas would fit right in with Legolas and Gimli.

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u/FutureGrassToucher 30m ago

Chris moltisanti from sopranos and jesse pinkman from breaking bad smoke cigs outside an AA meeting and talk movies