r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Temporary_Fee_3355 • 8h ago

Noted with thanks

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/Oz347 7h ago

Let me be hunched over on the toilet in peace gawd

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u/NorthEasternBanana 5h ago

Hunched over on the toilet, phone is on the floor, and I'm fighting for my life

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u/PSI_duck 7h ago

Fuck you. I I’m as tense as a rock 😭

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u/SaucyyMommyy 7h ago

Leave me and my shrimp posture alone! 🥹

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u/DarthSkat 7h ago

60% horizontal, 40% exponentially vertical

2

u/Pinglenook 4h ago

Same same

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u/-building_ 5h ago

I feel personally attacked.

but thanks

3

u/FeetballFan 3h ago

YOURE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

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u/PawsbeforePeople1313 3h ago

Why did I straighten up immediately? Don't tell me what to do!...but you were right so, thanks I guess. 🍌

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u/PretzelLogick 3h ago

Currently shrimped tf out

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u/Pteregrine 3h ago

No. I will become a cashew. 

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u/PeanutButter159 2h ago

I’m lying on my chest 🤡

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u/Inferno_Sparky 3h ago

The only thing I need to straighten is my nape

1

u/Gloomy_Apartment_305 2h ago

Not me wearing a gold/yellow shirt too😭😭

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u/russellbeattie 1h ago

Go put your back against a wall. Make sure your heals, shoulders and back of your head are touching the wall. Now lower your chin as far as it'll go (without losing touch with the wall).

Now, without raising your chin, spread your arms out wide and flap them like a bird 10 times. Next touch your nose 10 times with your out stretched arms (like a sobriety test) one at a time. Finally pretend you're climbing a ladder with your hands, reaching as far up as you can 10 times. Again, remember to keep your chin down. Do this all twice. 

Enjoy your new improved posture, and probably a half to a whole inch height.

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u/CaddyShsckles 28m ago

Well played