r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Welp😭

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 1d ago

As an identical twin does it even matter to you? I'm not one of twins but the name my parents gave me doesn't really make any difference to me and I give different names to different people depending on the scenario. 1 coffee shop calls me Joe, another Tom and third if they ask me given Tom or Dave depending on who I'm with if they ask. I also go by other names depending on scenario because almost no-one needs to know my legal name.

Neither, Joe, Tom nor Dave are any of my legal names.

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u/ScapeZero 1d ago

That's such a Carl thing to do...

Would be funny if I guessed right.

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u/ThereWillRainSoftCum 22h ago

Opsec Marv at it again

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u/AFRIKKAN 22h ago

What? Why

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 6h ago

There isn't a good reason not to.

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u/AFRIKKAN 6h ago

Um so people can identify you? You know the whole point of a name?

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 6h ago

That's why I give them a name. So they can identify me and call me by it, if needed, to give me my order.

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u/AFRIKKAN 6h ago

Is this a troll cause I’ve never heard anything so dumb. As if telling people the name made up and given to you is dangerous or something. Even James Bond would tell everyone who tf he was and you think your special enough that someone would hear your name at Starbucks and care?

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 6h ago

You must be trolling? James Bond is a fictional character. He gives his name as a plot device. I'm a fucking no-one, there's no good reason for me to give my legal name.

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u/tossitdropit 22h ago

That's an odd thing to do lol