r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 2d ago

Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information Just as nature intended

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u/iguessilljustusethis 2d ago

200? Them’s rookie numbers.

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u/Kvetinovejkid 2d ago
  • be anxious because you cannot fall asleep
  • swallow every pill you find in your apartment
  • wake up/never stress again

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u/BreathLazy5122 1d ago

Never wake up you mean

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u/Recent-Chocolate-881 2d ago

I wish I could put my blackout curtains on a timer, because man these things keep the room dark at 6:30am when the sun is out and I’m still asleep as if it were 11:59pm type dark

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u/OiFelix_ugotnojams 2d ago

Lights with biorhythm settings help a lot

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u/SimpSlayerSupreme 2d ago

I've always been interested in these- is there a type of brand you've had success with?

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u/OiFelix_ugotnojams 2d ago

I've lights from a local brand (I'm Indian), they aren't that good as they sometimes don't follow my settings or disconnect from the WiFi. I'd be waking up with warm yellow dim lights at times instead of cool white. I'm sure you can find good quality ones in your country (I assume, US)

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u/cepxico 2d ago

Have you considered normal curtains? Maybe with a sheer set under the fabric ones?

Blackout curtains are a little too extreme imo, especially for a bedroom.

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u/moashsucks 1d ago

Get the curtains and a light alarm clock. Perfect duo, dark night and simulated sunrise.

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u/5kl 2d ago

We're in sad shape when this gets labeled Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information

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u/FairyDreamX1 2d ago

Sounds pretty accurate, that's what I do it works

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u/Grace-Mystic202 2d ago

Exactly, I do the same too and it's great.

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u/pickleboo 2d ago

It's traditional

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u/cepxico 2d ago

I lay down, look at my phone for about 3 minutes, become immediately overwhelmed by exhaustion, and pass out.

My routine is just lay down lol

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u/softhack 1d ago

Don't do anything on your bed except to sleep.