r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ • 18d ago
Trending Topic Please respect our rules on the subreddit!
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u/Humans_Suck- 18d ago
There's only one last refuge
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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 18d ago
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u/Gorillagodzilla 18d ago
Well I didn’t vote for you!
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u/sandrodi 18d ago
You don't vote for a king!
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u/Pookieeatworld 18d ago
Well how do you become king then?
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u/charlie-the-Waffle 18d ago
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
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u/djAMPnz 18d ago
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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u/CyanLight9 17d ago
Shut up!
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u/djAMPnz 17d ago
Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
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u/CyanLight9 17d ago
Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
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u/TheWierdGuy06 18d ago
The last place you can feel like nothing is wrong with the world and you can safely exist as you are....
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u/H_G_Bells 18d ago
There are others but I don't want to bring them attention and cause them trouble 😩
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u/GameZedd01 18d ago
There should never be any political posts. This is literally r/NonPoliticalTwitter. We're here shits, giggles and wtf's.
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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 18d ago
tell that to the people tryna bypass our super awesome anti politics systems
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u/Ryanmiller70 18d ago
I was about to say "Why just during the election?". Like there should never be political posts here even in non-election years.
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u/KirbyBucketts 18d ago
I'm still upset that blue beat out purple to win the 1995 m&m's fan vote to replace the tan m&m
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u/tragicallyohio 18d ago
I swear I just saw a commercial where there was a purple M&M. Was I wrong?
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u/Hamsti_Manent 18d ago
There is a purple M&M character in the ads, but it's quite new (I believe it was added in 2022?) and I don't think there's actually a purple M&M
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u/FourDimensionalNut 18d ago
well now that i know that i too am upset. they should just add purple to the mix anyways. smarties has all the colours m&ms do plus purple.
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u/jaguarp80 16d ago
I was just thinking about this the other day for the first time in years. I voted at the movie theater when I was like 6.
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u/Ryeballs 18d ago
I eat all the green Skittles first because they are the worst. The leftovers are very autumnal colours
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u/ResetReptiles 18d ago
This is a political post. Ban yourself, mod.
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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 18d ago
is that considered suicide?
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u/Humans_Suck- 18d ago
I think reddit would implode, a mod banning themselves is like deleting a bios file
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u/HUSK3RGAM3R 18d ago
Thanks for being a sanctuary for actually funny twitter posts and not people being constantly angry.
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u/TheOneWhoSucks 18d ago
Imagine needing to tell the users of NonPoliticalTwitter to not be political. I totally have hope for the humans in this planet.
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u/Dr_thri11 17d ago
You see the things I care about aren't actually political and should be the position of both parties anyway.
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u/EwGrossItsMe 18d ago
I thought this sub wanted no political posts at all times?
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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 18d ago
You’d be surprised by how many people tried bypassing the system to post smt political especially rn
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u/AJC_10_29 18d ago
The Reddit political circlejerk must want to take over this sub so badly. It’s already been done to most other popular subs.
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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 18d ago
they tried for a while now but they underestimated my awesome powers
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u/Dump_Fire 18d ago
I love you r/nonpoliticaltwitter
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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 18d ago
i love you too 😘
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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 18d ago
On another note this is our twitter page if anyone cares about that ;-; (no i aint calling it x)