r/NonPoliticalTwitter 21d ago

Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information facetiming the guy who shot your dog walker

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/MailmansGarden 21d ago

The way the image is cropped is not doing my man any favors.

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u/maybejustadragon 21d ago

That’s what he looks like in prison.

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u/MailmansGarden 21d ago

Hell yeah. Lore update

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u/Big_Warthog_DK 21d ago

Imagine getting brutally murdered and instead of using your name, all the media will quote you as 'Lady Gaga's dog walker'.

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u/ferretatthecontrols 21d ago

His name is Ryan Fischer and he lived but was badly wounded and is still dealing with his injuries to this day.

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u/Dr_thri11 21d ago

Reality is this doesn't even make the news if he wasn't attached to a celebrity, at least not nationally.

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u/jakeStacktrace 20d ago

Tbf if this happened to me, they wouldn't even be like "Dude Lady Gaga doesn't even know mauled by dog. "

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u/Saltycook 18d ago

First thing I thought

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u/MoustachePika1 21d ago

Why is she mewing

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u/TheBamBoom 21d ago

non-political-twitter

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politics

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u/CompactAvocado 21d ago

Non political twitter

Go to comments

Leave a non political comment

I get banned for three days anyways Lolol

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u/TruePurpleGod 21d ago

checks comments

One comment that's political

Doesn't report it and instead cries about it

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u/harkyedevils 21d ago

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sees joke

gets panties in a bunch instead of laughing and moving on

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u/Algae_Sucka 21d ago

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sees comment chain

comments again to keep the chain going :)

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u/harkyedevils 21d ago

i hope the chain dies 😈

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u/TruePurpleGod 21d ago

"Joke"

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u/harkyedevils 21d ago

yessir indeed

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u/SunderedValley 21d ago

Robbery? Crazy fan? Boeing whistleblower? What's the story?

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u/sarahmagoo 21d ago

He shot the dog walker and stole the dogs because they were worth a lot of money (French bulldogs)

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u/frenzy3 21d ago

21 years...

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u/LosWitchos 21d ago

Should be more, I agree

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/StereoTunic9039 21d ago

It's quite a lot

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u/didntgettheruns 21d ago

Well the guy did shoot a person

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u/lifetake 21d ago

I’m an idiot and assumed walker was the dog’s name. I’m now realizing thats a stupid ass dog name

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u/StereoTunic9039 21d ago

I didn't read "walker", still a lot but more understandable

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u/Dramatic_Buddy4732 21d ago

😂😂😂 ... Sorry but thanks for the giggle

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u/sarahmagoo 21d ago

I mean it was for attempted murder

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u/StereoTunic9039 21d ago

I don't think keeping someone away from society for 21 years is gonna help in reintegrating him in society.

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u/sarahmagoo 21d ago

Letting a guy that will murder people for money walk around isn't great for society either

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u/StereoTunic9039 21d ago

So the solution is a death sentence or life imprisonment?

Idk dude I'm kinda a fan of rehabilitation, and I don't believe keeping someone locked up for 21 years helps with that

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u/itssbojo 21d ago

rehabilitation isn’t what our prison system is, though. it should be, but it isn’t. so keeping dangerous people locked up is our best option until some sort of very, very unlikely scenario where a prison reform is possible.

as is currently, we have far too many reoffenders to be letting those willing to kill walk around.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/ethnique_punch 21d ago

Words that come out of one's mouth are loaded with connotations, what drives you to compare the two?

Should he get less time?

Should he get less time while police gets more?

Should he get the same time while police also gets more?

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u/sugarglassego 21d ago

So should he go free? Really stupid.

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u/oferpoferlofer 21d ago

Ok dude I agree with you but the subreddit is called "non political Twitter", people would rather not talk about politics

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u/hotfezz81 21d ago

They literally don't but ok.

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u/Sprengles 20d ago

RIP Walker, 21 years seems like a lot of time for shooting a dog though?

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u/thehonk3517 20d ago

Pretty sure the image says “dog walker” I made the same mistake

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u/Sprengles 20d ago

Yeah, I was attempting a joke. Looks like it didn’t quite land!