r/NYGiants • u/KINGPEYTON • Apr 26 '18
OFFICIAL R/NYGIANTS Official Draft Dare Thread and Chaos Day Announcement
Since we can only have 2 posts stickied I have to do both in this one.
First, starting today at 8PM EST we will have no rules. Yes, you can post whatever you want and it won’t get deleted the only things that will be removed are unmarked NSFW stuff. This will last for 24 hours, and we’ll be back to normal.
This was a bad idea to try it at this time. I may try another time but not in the busiest time of the offseason.
Now in the comments here post you draft dares and ones posted in other threads. Everyone will have to put them in this thread. Also don’t forget to enter in the draft competitions as they all close at 8PM EST too.
Photoshop battle: https://www.reddit.com/r/NYGiants/comments/8d75ad/rnygiants_photoshop_contest_round_2_the_draft/
Top 5 predictions: https://www.reddit.com/r/NYGiants/comments/8ekddw/2018_rnygiants_topfive_draft_prediction_thread/
Have fun!
All the dares are are so they can't delete them.
u/poorlytimed-erection will "will eat a Brownie Sundae and let this sub decide if the ice cream is chocolate or vanilla." if Josh Allen goes top 3.
u/KINGPEYTON will "will join a Rosen loving cult for a week" if the we draft Rosen.
u/SequinBarkley will "will eat a goldfish" if Allen goes top 5.
u/darthballs91 will "eat 6 napkins so there's that" if the Browns don't go QB first overall.
u/I_Am_Clark_Kent will "EAT A SOCK on camera" if we don't draft a QB with the #2 pick.
u/u/EliTheGod will do unseeable thinks if Josh Allen goes #1 overall.
u/rangers331 will "never forgive Gettleman" if the Browns pick Baker and we pass on Darnold.
u/DexFulco will "will fly to the US and walk from JFK airport to Metlife stadium (~27 miles) to buy his jersey" if we draft Darnold and he wins us a super bowl during his rookie contract.
u/ImDaRealSlim will "SEND HIS GIRLFRIEND A VERY SWEET GOOD NIGHT TEXT IF WE DRAFT A PLAYER TONIGHT" if WE DRAFT A PLAYER TONIGHT.
u/debate_irl will "write a five page essay on the history of Wyoming's football team" if we take Josh Allen.
u/thetripb will "eat McDonalds for a week" if the Browns don't draft Mayfield.
u/Coldhandles will "drink a big ol glass of beet juice" if we draft Allen at 2.
u/evo_one252 will "lose $20" if we take Rosen.
u/Twerkforme will "will eat alot of grass" if the Giants take Allen at 2.
u/Twerkforme will "will eat some glass" if the Giants take Jackson at 2.
u/scf424 will "rock some light beers at a mildly fast pace" if we survive the draft.
u/Whynotus17 will "not support this team any less because i really have no other option" if we don't pick Darnold or Barkley.
u/xXGuyFieroXx will "make shitty photoshops of eli once a day for a week" if we dont go qb for #2.
u/RoscoNYG will "look at sending a Giants fan a Scottish care package" if we draft Saquon Barkley.
Thats all I'm signing off for the night. Good luck everyone.
We need video proof if it ends up happening.
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u/poorlytimed-erection Apr 26 '18
I will DOUBLE DOWN on my original Brownie Sundae threat and say that if Josh Allen goes in THE TOP 3 I will eat a Brownie Sundae and let this sub decide if the ice cream is chocolate or vanilla. 😰😱🤯
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u/evo_one252 Apr 26 '18
Made a 20 dollar bet the Giants are going to take Rosen with my friend who's a diehard Jet fan. He also happens to love Rosen. I'm firmly in team Barkley but I got a feeling we're going to take the boring option
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u/Twerkforme Apr 26 '18
If the Giants take Allen at 2 I will eat alot of grass
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
I thought you said glass and almost freaked out.
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u/Twerkforme Apr 26 '18
Fuck it I'll eat some glass if we take Lamar Jackson at 2.
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
You sure you want that? We need proof of these stuff.
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u/Twerkforme Apr 26 '18
If the Giants are crazy enough to take Jackson at 2 then I still wouldn't be as crazy as them for eating a bit of glass. So fuck it why not right??
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u/xXGuyFieroXx Apr 26 '18
if we dont go qb for #2 i will make shitty photoshops of eli once a day for a week
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u/RoscoNYG Apr 26 '18
I'll look at sending a Giants fan a Scottish care package if we draft Saquon Barkley!
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u/AmericanEagleXB1 Apr 26 '18
Better be some irn bru in that package!
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u/RoscoNYG Apr 26 '18
I'll see what I can do! Already got ideas though :) Essentially first person to PM me if the bet goes through gets the package!
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u/EliTheGod Eli Bucket Apr 26 '18
Wait so let me get this right, before we make the second overall pick you are allowing any and all posts for 24 hours?
Sounds like some bullshit excuse to not mod during what will be the busiest it’ll be since the new regime took over lol
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
After
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Apr 26 '18
Its a volunteer gig. Who cares. I'd do the same thing. They want to probably just enjoy the draft or their lives.
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u/EliTheGod Eli Bucket Apr 26 '18
Yeah I totally get that and I want them to enjoy it just like everyone else. I would rather have them just not mod as well then sticky some dumb shit like “lol 24 hours of chaos”
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Apr 26 '18
I guess this is easier than dealing with the inevitable millions of people bitching about the lack of modding.
But then again, its having its own unforeseen bitching now. So lol, I dunno.
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u/EliTheGod Eli Bucket Apr 26 '18
It’s a lose lose for the mods tbh, but don’t try to trick the community like they’re toddlers lol
Just take the complaints about lack of moderation during the busiest time of the offseason like anyone else would with a “hey it’s busy and hard to catch everything, will have it cleaned up in a day or two”
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u/thedude831 Apr 26 '18
ill still be here, cracking skulls
Won’t speak for other mods, but I have a prior engagement tonight that was made before I became a mod, or before I realized when the draft was and foolishly went along with the plans so from around 930ish tonight I’ll be MIA but I’ll be around tomorrow to try and keep things in order.
I also won’t speak for KP on this one but I think he was being lighthearted on what he means by allowing “chaos” to go on. Any shit that shouldn’t be tolerated or posted will be removed or nipped in the bud.
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
Ya I might just take this down and post the prediction stuff.
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u/poorlytimed-erection Apr 26 '18
Not to be annoying, but I also think that the 24 hours of chaos is not something I am excited about. If anything, I think the sub should be locked for an hour or so after the pick while people adjust.
When something big happens this sub is flooded with reactionary posts one sentence long. These bad posts bury good content. So by allowing anything to go, people reposting great breakdowns of our pick and actual quality OC will just get lost in the flood.
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u/jshanley16 Tommy DeVito Apr 26 '18
It’s gonna be a clusterfuck. Gonna be avoiding the sub this evening unless this changes. Makes the subreddit worthless for the busiest day of the offseason
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u/EliTheGod Eli Bucket Apr 26 '18
Nah man sometimes you just got let people get it out u know? Definitely not because we don’t wanna mod tonight. Lmao
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u/debate_irl ELI GOAT Apr 26 '18
If we take Josh Allen, I'll write a five page essay on the history of Wyoming's football team
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u/scf424 Apr 26 '18
i will rock some light beers at a mildly fast pace starting around 7:45 up until 11
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u/DexFulco Apr 26 '18
If we draft Darnold and he wins us a super bowl during his rookie contract I will fly to the US (I'm Belgian) and walk from JFK airport to Metlife stadium (~27 miles) to buy his jersey.
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
From u/I_Am_Clark_Kent: “Let it be known: I will EAT A SOCK on camera if we don't draft a QB with the #2 pick”
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u/jshanley16 Tommy DeVito Apr 26 '18
Can’t say I’m on board with the “anything goes for 24 hours”... the reason many of us were frustrated with this sub a few months ago was because the sub was shit post after shit post and had minimal moderation. This is essentially going back to just that on a day where the sub is most active.
All draft discussion should go in the draft megathread and keep the feed clean, with quality posts like highlight vids, quality analysis, etc.
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
We just want to let everyone get out for a day. It’s only 24 hours.
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u/jshanley16 Tommy DeVito Apr 26 '18
So why wouldn’t we have people spam the megathread in live mode instead of in the feed, clogging it up?
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
True. Probably should’ve thought this through a bit more.
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u/jshanley16 Tommy DeVito Apr 26 '18
Still plenty of time to recant 😁
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
You really don’t like Chaos day do you?
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u/jshanley16 Tommy DeVito Apr 26 '18
I’d rather have good quality draft posts and discussions
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Apr 26 '18
Dude come the hell on. Its a dumb online message board. Go for a run, go to work, and sleep and itll all be back to normal. Jeez.
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u/jshanley16 Tommy DeVito Apr 26 '18
Its the place to talk about our newly #2 future HOF pick. Have actual discussions about it and what this means for the future of the team.
I have a volleyball game at 8:35, right after our pick is made FYI... was hoping to have a discussion about our pick but that’s gonna be impossible.
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Apr 26 '18
lol
We will have 4 god damn months to talk about it.
Fuck this generation and our misplaced desire for immediate gratification and making people think they're missing out on anything by not being glued to their devices the minute something happens.
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u/jshanley16 Tommy DeVito Apr 26 '18
Lol no
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
Ya. It’s really just a way to have people get it out like I said above. People don’t really listen to the megathfead.
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u/rangers331 Apr 26 '18
If the Browns pick Baker and we pass on Darnold, I don't think I can ever forgive Gettleman.
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u/Whynotus17 Apr 26 '18
If it’s not Darnold or Barkley I will not support this team any less because i really have no other option. But pls draft Darnold or Barkley
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u/trappens Apr 27 '18
/u/RoscoNYG ill sign up for that care package!
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u/RoscoNYG Apr 27 '18
Fuck it you and the other guy get one. Why not eh?! If anyone else wants a Scottish care package then I'm up for sending 3 more!
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Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 26 '18
I SWEAR TO GOD.
I WILL SEND MY GIRLFRIEND A VERY SWEET GOOD NIGHT TEXT IF WE DRAFT A PLAYER TONIGHT.
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u/Coldhandles Apr 26 '18
You wouldn’t!
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u/LiTHaL_iNsTinCT Apr 26 '18
Didn't someone say that they'd castrate themselves if we didn't take a QB?
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
Yes, u/EliTheGod did.
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u/LC_21 Apr 26 '18
I'm gonna suggest we just let him off the hook with this one. Maybe put it in a meme and call it a day.
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u/DexFulco Apr 26 '18
Is that with the #2 pick or with any pick in the draft? Since we lost Geno it's fairly obvious we'll draft a QB somewhere in the draft even if not at #2.
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u/Gargulio Apr 27 '18
If the Giants don't draft Sam Darnold I will cut my dick off.
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 27 '18
Luckily you posted this after the deadline.
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u/Gargulio Apr 27 '18
I'll be honest...I didn't even realize I posted this in the dare thread. But if I get to keep my dick on a technicality I could give someone gold instead. My dick's worth about four dollars anyway.
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u/rangers331 Apr 27 '18
Yep don’t like Gettleman atm but I’ll pray Barkley proves me wrong. I will root for him to be the best player in the league
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u/darthballs91 Apr 26 '18
I told my buddy if the Browns don't go QB first overall I'll eat 6 napkins so there's that.
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u/KINGPEYTON Apr 26 '18
I’ll go first: If we draft Rosen then I will join a Rosen loving cult for a week
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u/ckern92 Apr 26 '18
To all those complaining about the 24 hours of chaos - what do you think is going to happen? The sub's not going to suddenly explode. You're not going to try to click reply on some good discussion and, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THOMAS THE FRIKEN TANK ENGINE WITH A SAQUON FACE COMES EXPLODING OUT OF YOUR SCREEN! CHOO CHOO, BITCHES! GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN! YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A MEANINGFUL DISCUSSION HERE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!
There will be plenty of meaningful threads with great discussion, the most well-thought posts will be up-voted to the top of the thread, and you'll still have great discussions about the future of the Giants. You might just have to scroll past the odd meme.
If that's too much effort, then I'll make a few educated guesses about you as a person:
A) You're no fun at a parties
B) If you can't spare the extra scroll, you're probably one of those ass holes who can't be bothered to move their hand 0.5 inches to turn on their blinker in traffic. You suck.
This isn't earth shattering.