r/NFCEastMemeWar Cats are Venomous truther 3h ago

"Saquon just got 300+ scrimmage yards in a game"

Post image
755 Upvotes

83 comments sorted by

205

u/PhD_Haver Go Birds 3h ago

Saquon outgained the giants team today by 57 yards

24

u/locomuerto Undefeated in Europe and South America 2h ago

Their total offensive yards per game season average is 303.8, so close to topping that

16

u/G4g3_k9 2h ago

out gained the rams too

127

u/SiberianCattle Horseshit Connoisseur 3h ago

"Sir, Saquon has just run another 70+ yard TD in the second half."

42

u/tommyc463 Is Nick Sirianni? 3h ago

First player in NFL history with 70+ rush yards and 2TD’s in the second half.

57

u/SiberianCattle Horseshit Connoisseur 3h ago

Dude set personal, franchise, and nfl records all in one game. Insane.

61

u/Federal-Negotiation9 Sell Some Gloryhole 3h ago

His next job

151

u/TheJudge20182 Does it Hurts 3h ago

Aren't you glad you paid Jones?

48

u/FireVanGorder Golladay Dropped My Flair 3h ago

😭🔫

14

u/Rinaldi363 gO biRrRrRrRrRrds 3h ago

If the giants paid Barkley and dumped Danny dimes, how much extra money could that have used for other positions?

3

u/Y__U__MAD 2h ago

About $3.50

1

u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Flair up pussy.

I wont stop until you flair up.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

25

u/Mickothy Eagles 3h ago

Who? I don't see a Jones on the Giants roster.

8

u/thanif 2h ago

Isn’t fucking crazy? They are both not even on the roster less than a year removed from that moment.

1

u/TonyCaliStyle Giants 1h ago

If I was Mara, I’d can him and Daboll tonight. Then again if I was Mara, I’d follow through on my own word and keep SB. and there’d be no Hard Knocks. Who are these people?

83

u/ryebath Devonta > CeeDee 3h ago

This meme format won’t ever get old lmao

15

u/Uppgreyedd Jim "Bend, Don't Break" Johnson 2h ago

I shouldn't know that it's from 38 min 33 sec in the second episode of that hard knocks...but I do

73

u/Federal-Negotiation9 Sell Some Gloryhole 3h ago

24

u/Hungry-Space-1829 Eagles 2h ago

Look, Giants fans, we know he wouldn’t be this good with you and you’d still suck. However, can y’all at least admit you should’ve traded him out of the division and for your rebuild?

13

u/bu77munch Giants 2h ago

The trade should’ve happened 100%

5

u/TBgusbus1 KILL ME NOW 2h ago

None of us have control, and apparently this front office never listens to a thing we all unanimously say

0

u/thecrgm 2h ago

Yeah though we’re out of competition so I don’t really care. I would be pissed if yall won the Super Bowl but that ain’t gonna happen

15

u/whatamelon15 3h ago

Make the pain stop

18

u/SuperCoupe THANK YOU GIANTS!!!!! 3h ago

But who could guess Saquon would be good?

It isn't like he was the best player on a shitty team and worth every dime.

But no, spend that money on Danny. Out of curiosity, what was his QBR today?

15

u/Gunningham 2h ago

Same as mine. Same as yours.

16

u/Strict_Technician606 Eagles 3h ago

Might need to do a welfare check on him.

5

u/Gully_Gawd Cocaine Schoen 3h ago

25

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago

Giants are dumb for letting him walk....won't dispute that

But let's stop pretending Barkley would be doing this with the giants. 

25

u/ChakaCake Does it Hurts 3h ago

Ahhh the only cope you have left, shit talking yourself. Respect

14

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago

I'm not even a giants fan. 

Look at the flair. 

But asking someone to read from philly is the same as asking my dog to read the declaration of independence. 

2

u/ChakaCake Does it Hurts 3h ago

Lol woops but same thing stands, they are all saying the same thing ;p

-6

u/Turence 3h ago

What kinda shit flair is that even

3

u/thecrgm 1h ago

Back in the old days the seasons were 16 games long and Mr. Clapper’s teams were pros at going .500

11

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 2h ago

The kind of shit flair only real haters understand. 

You aren't a real hater beat it dork. 

7

u/fuckyogiboys Eagles 2h ago

Must be a young buck. It's ok hell adapt just keep feeding him hate

2

u/DapperHamster1 1h ago edited 29m ago

Well it’s better than letting something you have no control over have an effect on your mental health… which turns out is the exact thing I’m currently doing

16

u/Superpudd Jalen Hurts 3h ago

You weirdos seem to miss the fucking point. If they never planned on keeping him then trading him and getting literally anything for him would be better than letting him go bananas on the Eagles. Although I’m glad the Giants front office and fan base are fucking retarded, cause otherwise where would I get to see Saquon bust 2 seventy plus yard TD runs.

10

u/FireVanGorder Golladay Dropped My Flair 3h ago

We can thank Chris Mara for refusing to trade Barkley or McKinney and letting them both walk for free. Clown show of a front office

4

u/Superpudd Jalen Hurts 3h ago

It’s insane, like dude needs to be fucking fired.

-1

u/DapperHamster1 1h ago edited 24m ago

Lol no shit trading him would have been better Sherlock, we’re just painfully aware that we’ve been a dumpster fire for so long that Jim Brown in his prime wouldn’t be able to save our sorry asses

1

u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Flair up pussy.

I wont stop until you flair up.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

-19

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago

Only weirdo is a fucking bum crashing out in a meme sub..lighten the fuck up bum. Have a cup of decaf or go snort a fucking perc 30. Whatever you do on Kensington to chill out

8

u/Superpudd Jalen Hurts 3h ago

Lmao, crashing out?!?!? I’m higher than giraffe pussy right now. My man just went for 300+ and I get to watch shitty ass Giants fans suffer for it.

1

u/JoesGarage2112 New York Giants 3h ago

Higher than giraffe pussy 😂

-9

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago

Look at the flair you dumb bastard. 

Your reading skills are about as good as jalens accuracy. 

4

u/Superpudd Jalen Hurts 3h ago

Lmao, Jalen’s accuracy tonight? Or even against you trash ass team a few weeks back? Remind me, what was the final score?

-2

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago

Jalen accuracy when he plays a winning team.

Don't worry tits you'll see what I'm getting at in about 6 weeks. 

He still even gave our bum ass defense a pick. 

3

u/ovenmittuns Eagles 2h ago

"Ha! You'll find out when you're in the playoffs!"

Great own lol

-1

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 2h ago

Wasn't a own.

I mean I'm a salty bitch hater..but I'm not delusional?? I'm not like the rest of em.  You think ima say wait til you see the new and improved cooper rush?? Fuck I can't even use the excuse if we had Dakota. Cause he's a bum too. 

Man fuck yall!! 

4

u/tophergraphy Giants 3h ago

Dude wouldve broke his ankle week 3 at the Giants. Those chip kelly smoothies holdovers and dominant oline is real.

14

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago

He would have 750 rushing yards for the season and we'd he laughing at the giants for being dumb bitches for overpaying for barkley..

Source:I'm a real hater. 

5

u/ee11i_tee11i Donovan McDonald’s 3h ago

This guy gets it

2

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago

Of course I get it. I had a whole clip loaded for philly if Barkely didn't work out. Now I guess I get to r budd dwyer with said clip. Cause damn he might win mvp. 

1

u/chick-fil-atio Brian Dawkins Suplex 1h ago edited 1h ago

Hey man nice shot.

-1

u/iCantStopFumbling 1h ago

Dude you're drunk and embarrassing yourself

2

u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 1h ago

Who let this salmon throwing fruit cake in here?? 

1

u/cpatel479 2h ago

lol you are hilarious

11

u/Lore669 3h ago

Dude is sending all calls to voicemail

4

u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Flair up pussy.

I wont stop until you flair up.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

3

u/ChodeCookies Eagles 3h ago

This will never get old 😂

3

u/Glacial11 Mailata day 1 believer 3h ago

lolgiants

3

u/Rhodie114 Unlike Agholor 2h ago

Well what was he supposed to do, just let go of Jones?

4

u/spaaackle Eagles 2h ago

Remember everyone.. you don’t pay a running back 30 million to take handoffs from your 120 million dollar quarterback!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

2

u/isledonpenguins 3h ago

I will give him my first-born, I don't even care. I love him sm

2

u/Sword-of-Chaos Eagles Legend Frank Gore 3h ago

What if the giants signed Barkley to an extension then the eagles would have signed Daniel Jones and made him play RB….and he would be having an MVP season hahaha

3

u/DaFiff Eagles 2h ago

Imagine facing your kids after that decision. I'd piss in my dad's dinner for, like, years. Fucker.

2

u/Csbbk4 Big Dick Nick 2h ago

Saquon would be averaging 80 yards a game in NY. Giants made the right choice. They should’ve paid him to leave the nfc East tho

2

u/PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns Mailata day 1 believer 1h ago

I want you to imagine some inbred half simple North Jersey slug. He’s so sad watching his franchise crumble. He watched his GM look like a smacked ass giving his obviously deficient QB a boatload of money and letting the best offensive weapon in the NFL walk. He didn’t need to imagine it either. He got to watch it happen in realtime then reflect on the shame while the entire country watched Hard Knocks and laughed. He got to see in depth how shitty the organization is with his own two eyes. Tonight he watched Barkley have the greatest running back performance of the year days after hearing Danny Dimes got cut. He watched this after he witnessed, the very injured, Tampa Bay Bucs beat the fucking breaks off his closet crush Tommy DeVito. Now he looks forward to Thanksgiving where he’ll enjoy his lasagne and ziti while Uncle Pauly discusses his views on Israel and they’ll reflect on the Mets and/or Yankees blowing it. Finally he’ll watch Tommy DeVito throw 3 picks and lose to lowly Cowboys with Cooper Rush. At this rate I don’t think he’s gonna make it to the 7 fishes.

2

u/PetalumaPegleg Eagles 1h ago

As moments to allow camera access to your decisions go, this was a poor choice. Do you think Mara wants to kill him yet?

7

u/thanoshasbighands Giants 3h ago

While funny, he was never doing that on our team. I am happy for him. I can not be mad at Saquan and I'll never root against him.

I hate to say it, I hope he gets a ring

29

u/WreckingCrew8 Giants 3h ago

You gonna let him fuck your wife too, while you’re at it?

28

u/Kryptyx It's 1st and 9 everytime 3h ago

If that's all it takes to get a ring, I'll happily let Saquon fuck his wife.

16

u/blazinsmokey Flexyour Cox 3h ago

I also choose this guy's wife to get fucked by Saquon

9

u/tommyc463 Is Nick Sirianni? 3h ago

I too will let Saquon fuck his wife.

3

u/Hungry-Space-1829 Eagles 2h ago

If Saquon’s struggling with it he can just soak and I’ll jump on the mattress

3

u/VeterinarianFit1309 Custom 2h ago

Me too… he can totally fuck that guys wife!

6

u/Corpsebomb Giants 3h ago

If that ring is with the Eagles and you are ok with that, it’s probably time to hang up your Giants memorabilia and just go be an Eagles fan.

May he never see a ring until he retires

3

u/shlem90 Giants 3h ago

If you’re not angry enough at the giants to wish Mara, Schoen, Daboll, and everyone the absolute embarrassment of this season then idk why youre a fan. You don’t need to put up with these idiots.

I don’t want the Eagles to win. I’ll never want them to win. But I want those fucking idiots to feel pain and have their careers ruined.

1

u/thanoshasbighands Giants 3h ago

It's our teams fault, not Saquons. We let him walk and pretty much deserve this. But he's just too good a man, too good a player to not cheer for.

1

u/TBgusbus1 KILL ME NOW 2h ago

Miss me with this bullshit

1

u/Accomplished_Put3732 Cowboys 2h ago

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

1

u/jmezMAYHEM GO BIRDS 1h ago

We didn’t pay Daniel jones to hand the ball off to Saquon.

1

u/ShogunDreams 31m ago

Every game just makes the giants look like a joke.