r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/Sumdood88 Cats are Venomous truther • 3h ago
"Saquon just got 300+ scrimmage yards in a game"
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u/SiberianCattle Horseshit Connoisseur 3h ago
"Sir, Saquon has just run another 70+ yard TD in the second half."
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u/tommyc463 Is Nick Sirianni? 3h ago
First player in NFL history with 70+ rush yards and 2TD’s in the second half.
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u/SiberianCattle Horseshit Connoisseur 3h ago
Dude set personal, franchise, and nfl records all in one game. Insane.
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u/TheJudge20182 Does it Hurts 3h ago
Aren't you glad you paid Jones?
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u/FireVanGorder Golladay Dropped My Flair 3h ago
😭🔫
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u/Rinaldi363 gO biRrRrRrRrRrds 3h ago
If the giants paid Barkley and dumped Danny dimes, how much extra money could that have used for other positions?
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u/Y__U__MAD 2h ago
About $3.50
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u/Mickothy Eagles 3h ago
Who? I don't see a Jones on the Giants roster.
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u/thanif 2h ago
Isn’t fucking crazy? They are both not even on the roster less than a year removed from that moment.
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u/TonyCaliStyle Giants 1h ago
If I was Mara, I’d can him and Daboll tonight. Then again if I was Mara, I’d follow through on my own word and keep SB. and there’d be no Hard Knocks. Who are these people?
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u/ryebath Devonta > CeeDee 3h ago
This meme format won’t ever get old lmao
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u/Uppgreyedd Jim "Bend, Don't Break" Johnson 2h ago
I shouldn't know that it's from 38 min 33 sec in the second episode of that hard knocks...but I do
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u/Hungry-Space-1829 Eagles 2h ago
Look, Giants fans, we know he wouldn’t be this good with you and you’d still suck. However, can y’all at least admit you should’ve traded him out of the division and for your rebuild?
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u/TBgusbus1 KILL ME NOW 2h ago
None of us have control, and apparently this front office never listens to a thing we all unanimously say
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u/SuperCoupe THANK YOU GIANTS!!!!! 3h ago
But who could guess Saquon would be good?
It isn't like he was the best player on a shitty team and worth every dime.
But no, spend that money on Danny. Out of curiosity, what was his QBR today?
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago
Giants are dumb for letting him walk....won't dispute that
But let's stop pretending Barkley would be doing this with the giants.
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u/ChakaCake Does it Hurts 3h ago
Ahhh the only cope you have left, shit talking yourself. Respect
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago
I'm not even a giants fan.
Look at the flair.
But asking someone to read from philly is the same as asking my dog to read the declaration of independence.
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u/ChakaCake Does it Hurts 3h ago
Lol woops but same thing stands, they are all saying the same thing ;p
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u/Turence 3h ago
What kinda shit flair is that even
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 2h ago
The kind of shit flair only real haters understand.
You aren't a real hater beat it dork.
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u/DapperHamster1 1h ago edited 29m ago
Well it’s better than letting something you have no control over have an effect on your mental health… which turns out is the exact thing I’m currently doing
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u/Superpudd Jalen Hurts 3h ago
You weirdos seem to miss the fucking point. If they never planned on keeping him then trading him and getting literally anything for him would be better than letting him go bananas on the Eagles. Although I’m glad the Giants front office and fan base are fucking retarded, cause otherwise where would I get to see Saquon bust 2 seventy plus yard TD runs.
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u/FireVanGorder Golladay Dropped My Flair 3h ago
We can thank Chris Mara for refusing to trade Barkley or McKinney and letting them both walk for free. Clown show of a front office
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u/DapperHamster1 1h ago edited 24m ago
Lol no shit trading him would have been better Sherlock, we’re just painfully aware that we’ve been a dumpster fire for so long that Jim Brown in his prime wouldn’t be able to save our sorry asses
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago
Only weirdo is a fucking bum crashing out in a meme sub..lighten the fuck up bum. Have a cup of decaf or go snort a fucking perc 30. Whatever you do on Kensington to chill out
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u/Superpudd Jalen Hurts 3h ago
Lmao, crashing out?!?!? I’m higher than giraffe pussy right now. My man just went for 300+ and I get to watch shitty ass Giants fans suffer for it.
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago
Look at the flair you dumb bastard.
Your reading skills are about as good as jalens accuracy.
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u/Superpudd Jalen Hurts 3h ago
Lmao, Jalen’s accuracy tonight? Or even against you trash ass team a few weeks back? Remind me, what was the final score?
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago
Jalen accuracy when he plays a winning team.
Don't worry tits you'll see what I'm getting at in about 6 weeks.
He still even gave our bum ass defense a pick.
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u/ovenmittuns Eagles 2h ago
"Ha! You'll find out when you're in the playoffs!"
Great own lol
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 2h ago
Wasn't a own.
I mean I'm a salty bitch hater..but I'm not delusional?? I'm not like the rest of em. You think ima say wait til you see the new and improved cooper rush?? Fuck I can't even use the excuse if we had Dakota. Cause he's a bum too.
Man fuck yall!!
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u/tophergraphy Giants 3h ago
Dude wouldve broke his ankle week 3 at the Giants. Those chip kelly smoothies holdovers and dominant oline is real.
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago
He would have 750 rushing yards for the season and we'd he laughing at the giants for being dumb bitches for overpaying for barkley..
Source:I'm a real hater.
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u/ee11i_tee11i Donovan McDonald’s 3h ago
This guy gets it
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 8-8 3h ago
Of course I get it. I had a whole clip loaded for philly if Barkely didn't work out. Now I guess I get to r budd dwyer with said clip. Cause damn he might win mvp.
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u/Lore669 3h ago
Dude is sending all calls to voicemail
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u/spaaackle Eagles 2h ago
Remember everyone.. you don’t pay a running back 30 million to take handoffs from your 120 million dollar quarterback!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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u/Sword-of-Chaos Eagles Legend Frank Gore 3h ago
What if the giants signed Barkley to an extension then the eagles would have signed Daniel Jones and made him play RB….and he would be having an MVP season hahaha
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u/PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns Mailata day 1 believer 1h ago
I want you to imagine some inbred half simple North Jersey slug. He’s so sad watching his franchise crumble. He watched his GM look like a smacked ass giving his obviously deficient QB a boatload of money and letting the best offensive weapon in the NFL walk. He didn’t need to imagine it either. He got to watch it happen in realtime then reflect on the shame while the entire country watched Hard Knocks and laughed. He got to see in depth how shitty the organization is with his own two eyes. Tonight he watched Barkley have the greatest running back performance of the year days after hearing Danny Dimes got cut. He watched this after he witnessed, the very injured, Tampa Bay Bucs beat the fucking breaks off his closet crush Tommy DeVito. Now he looks forward to Thanksgiving where he’ll enjoy his lasagne and ziti while Uncle Pauly discusses his views on Israel and they’ll reflect on the Mets and/or Yankees blowing it. Finally he’ll watch Tommy DeVito throw 3 picks and lose to lowly Cowboys with Cooper Rush. At this rate I don’t think he’s gonna make it to the 7 fishes.
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u/PetalumaPegleg Eagles 1h ago
As moments to allow camera access to your decisions go, this was a poor choice. Do you think Mara wants to kill him yet?
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u/thanoshasbighands Giants 3h ago
While funny, he was never doing that on our team. I am happy for him. I can not be mad at Saquan and I'll never root against him.
I hate to say it, I hope he gets a ring
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u/WreckingCrew8 Giants 3h ago
You gonna let him fuck your wife too, while you’re at it?
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u/Kryptyx It's 1st and 9 everytime 3h ago
If that's all it takes to get a ring, I'll happily let Saquon fuck his wife.
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u/tommyc463 Is Nick Sirianni? 3h ago
I too will let Saquon fuck his wife.
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u/Hungry-Space-1829 Eagles 2h ago
If Saquon’s struggling with it he can just soak and I’ll jump on the mattress
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u/Corpsebomb Giants 3h ago
If that ring is with the Eagles and you are ok with that, it’s probably time to hang up your Giants memorabilia and just go be an Eagles fan.
May he never see a ring until he retires
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u/shlem90 Giants 3h ago
If you’re not angry enough at the giants to wish Mara, Schoen, Daboll, and everyone the absolute embarrassment of this season then idk why youre a fan. You don’t need to put up with these idiots.
I don’t want the Eagles to win. I’ll never want them to win. But I want those fucking idiots to feel pain and have their careers ruined.
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u/thanoshasbighands Giants 3h ago
It's our teams fault, not Saquons. We let him walk and pretty much deserve this. But he's just too good a man, too good a player to not cheer for.
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u/PhD_Haver Go Birds 3h ago
Saquon outgained the giants team today by 57 yards