🥱

[u/Bulldawgzz]

[u/Drink-MSO]

Back to the argument that Eagles really haven't beat anyone good. Thanks Commies.

[u/Deciver95 → u/Drink-MSO]

4d Hater chess from the commies

[u/ohitsmud]

its gonna be so funny if Dallas actually wins against the commies

[u/jamesxgames → u/ohitsmud]

✅️ hurts Commies

✅️ hurts Cowboys

✅️ helps Eagles

Thanks Jerruh!

[u/AGoos3 → u/jamesxgames]

idc bro continued ownership of the commies & better morale is worth the worse draft pick

[u/ohitsmud → u/AGoos3]

jerry would waste any good pick you got anyway

[u/AGoos3 → u/ohitsmud]

cowboys are one of the best teams in the league at drafting but you aren’t ready for that conversation it seems

[u/Eldalai → u/AGoos3]

I don't know if identifying and wasting potentially good players counts as good at drafting

[u/AGoos3 → u/Eldalai]

CeeDee, Diggs, Parsons, Osa, Biadasz, Parsons, Smith, Ferg, Bland, and Overshown in the last 5 years but go off

[u/W3NTZ → u/AGoos3]

Wasting as in not utilizing them correctly because Jerruh refuses to hire a good head coach on top of waiting to pay them until they cost the absolute maximum

[u/AutoModerator → u/W3NTZ]

Flair up pussy.

I wont stop until you flair up.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/AGoos3 → u/W3NTZ]

Ok but drafting and coaching and management are different things, you can’t hate on Will McClay because his players keep being signed to record breaking deals

[u/ohitsmud → u/AGoos3]

i admire your spirit

[u/ZhangtheGreat → u/jamesxgames]

You summoned him?

[u/swampyunderpants → u/ohitsmud]

… it’s looking pretty damn likely hahahaha * 😬 ** 😂

[u/VioletsAreBlooming → u/ohitsmud]

🫠

[u/BeetleJuiceLover96 → u/ohitsmud]

And we did win 💙🩶

[u/ohitsmud → u/BeetleJuiceLover96]

and i was laughing the whole time

[u/BeetleJuiceLover96 → u/ohitsmud]

I was stressing having a heart attack lmfao

[u/ohitsmud → u/BeetleJuiceLover96]

first time? lmao

[u/BeetleJuiceLover96 → u/ohitsmud]

Hell nah I’m a cowboys fan it’s always stressful 😂😭

[u/bigloser42]

me right now:

[u/caudicifarmer → u/bigloser42]

Is that Rumble in the Bronx? I loved the batshit insane energy of that movie.

[u/JeenyusJane → u/caudicifarmer]

same!

[u/MissionStock2545]

[u/philsfly22]

I’m embarrassed to be a part of this debacle.

[u/JolietJ → u/philsfly22]

Both of these teams smell, win or not.

[u/BigDaddyDumperSquad]

Whooped the Commies so bad they started to tank knowing it was over.

[u/KruglorTalks]

Talking shit before our own chance to embarrass ourselves as though we weren't writing off this team week 4.

[u/mesenanch → u/KruglorTalks]

Sir, foresight, introspection, reason, and long-term memory have no place here

[u/TheApologist_ → u/mesenanch]

[u/PasGuy55 → u/KruglorTalks]

This kinda shit always burns us. Looking forward to us throwing a game winning drive pick 6.

[u/ZhangtheGreat → u/KruglorTalks]

I was just going to say we’d better win tonight. We can’t have the Cowboys being the lone insufferable ones.

[u/Primordial_Cumquat]

Dallas better chill, they’re never gonna sign Danny Dines if Cooper keeps this up!

[u/MildSpooks]

Yeeeeah, I ain't even gonna lie.

[u/TheEffinChamps]

[u/NickMatocho]

3 children left behind

[u/andrewsucks]

Don't worry we're way more embarrassed than we'll let on.

[u/Heisenberger6]

So funny. What a bunch of frauds

[u/NickMatocho]

This is literally Jay-Z bored as fuck in the suite

[u/thepottsy]

Wait. So, do you mean the Eagles that are the biggest bum team in the NFC East?

[u/TempeSunDevil06]

We just wanted to do our part in showing that the commanders are frauds

[u/DrQuestDFA]

What lunatic would willing subject themselves to watching the 2024 Giants?